The legacy of the cinematic masterpiece called Sharknado has taken an unfortunate turn with the arrival of Avalanche Sharks, a cheap knock-off which 1) features sharks that swim in the snow, 2) is missing the star power of Tara Reid and Ian Ziering, and 3) is oddly light on avalanches.

On the other hand, it appears to have the boobs that Sharknado lacked. But how the hell did a shark get into a hot tub that almost certainly had to have a completely enclosed floor? Sir, I hate to say I doubt the verisimilitude of your movie about magic ice sharks, but I kind of doubt the verisimilitude of your movie about magic ice sharks.

Thanks to Sean for the tip.

* ...with sharks.