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			<title><![CDATA[There is nothing better than the unicorn-riding rainbow zombie cake]]></title>
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				Rainbows, zombies, a piranha plant, robots, skulls lightning bolts, let's just say Awesome Cake is awesome. Hey, Ace of Cakes &mdash; you just got served!				<a href="http://io9.com/5744291/there-is-nothing-better-than-the-unicorn+riding-rainbow-zombie-cake/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about There is nothing better than the unicorn-riding rainbow zombie cake">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 15:28:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The REAL reason Simon Tam wasn't in our 1980s Firefly intro!]]></title>
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				People complained that we left Simon Tam out of <a href="http://io9.com/5582513/firefly-the-credits-sequence-it-deserved">our 1980s-style <em>Firefly</em> opening credits</a>. You failed to realize: That was <em>Firefly</em>'s <u>second-season</u> intro. By then, Sean Maher had cashed in on his unbelievable popularity, with a spin-off. Check it out.				<a href="http://io9.com/5584194/the-real-reason-simon-tam-wasnt-in-our-1980s-firefly-intro" title="Click here to read more about The REAL reason Simon Tam wasn't in our 1980s Firefly intro!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Garrison Dean: R.O.A.C.H.]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[First Look At The Brand New Justice League, And More]]></title>
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				Check out the  Cartoon Network's first ever live-action show, about a prison school. Plus DC comics' brand new animation <em>Young Justice,</em> a show that should've been called <em>Bender's Wonder Years,</em> and the number one show you should avoid while high.				<a href="http://io9.com/5521277/first-look-at-the-brand-new-justice-league-and-more" title="Click here to read more about First Look At The Brand New Justice League, And More">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 21 Apr 2010 16:56:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Robot Who Can Be Your Real-Life Avatar]]></title>
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				 One of the dreams of robotics has been to create a machine that can act as a remote version of its operator - like the movie <em>Surrogates</em>, only cool.  Now a group of Korean engineers have brought us closer to this goal.				<a href="http://io9.com/5418680/a-robot-who-can-be-your-real+life-avatar" title="Click here to read more about A Robot Who Can Be Your Real-Life Avatar">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Dec 2009 09:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Airwalk Beams Up New Star Trek Sneaks]]></title>
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				 Finally a pair of geek sneaks we can afford, and would be proud to wear. These new Airwalk sneakers display the Federation colors, and who doesn't want <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #startrek" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #startrek" href="http://io9.com/tag/startrek/">Star Trek</a> shoes?				<a href="http://io9.com/5402793/airwalk-beams-up-new-star-trek-sneaks/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Airwalk Beams Up New Star Trek Sneaks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 12 Nov 2009 07:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Has Chuck Just Blown His Gamechanging Finale?]]></title>
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				We've all been told that the second season finale of <em>Chuck</em> will be "a gamechanger" for the show, but has star <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACHARY LEVI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ZACHARY LEVI" href="http://io9.com/tag/zachary-levi/">Zachary Levi</a> accidentally given away what happens in an interview? Spy spoilers ahead.				<a href="http://io9.com/5166428/has-chuck-just-blown-his-gamechanging-finale" title="Click here to read more about Has Chuck Just Blown His Gamechanging Finale?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Mar 2009 07:30:16 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				 This picture is just so . . . awesome. Seriously, there is fire, and a giant angry horse with spikes, and knights of the multiverse, and swords plus chains.				<a href="http://io9.com/5124227/awesome-awesomer-awesomest" title="Click here to read more about Awesome, Awesomer, Awesomest">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's almost Christmas, but the non-denominational site that we are, we gave you a gift a little bit early: The Periodic Table of Awesome. But that didn't stop the Grinches pointing out what was missing.				<a href="http://io9.com/5115259/our-gift-to-you-is-awesome" title="Click here to read more about Our Gift To You Is Awesome">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 21 Dec 2008 12:00:04 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Graeme McMillan]]></dc:creator>
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				 Everything awesome in the world, arranged in the most scientific manner imaginable, from the brains at <a href="http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa">Dapperstache</a>. [via <a href="http://twitter.com/bonniegrrl/statuses/1066031270">Bonnie</a>!]				<a href="http://io9.com/5113799/the-periodic-table-of-awesoments" title="Click here to read more about The Periodic Table of Awesoments">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:02:07 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				It's hard to be the law in a dystopian/apocalyptic future, but if anybody is up to it, it would be David "Kung Fu" Carradine. Even he needs a little help in the <a href="http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futureforce/">dark action epic</a> <em>Future Force</em>, so it's a good thing he's got his cyber-glove. 				<a href="http://io9.com/5035038/dont-screw-around-with-david-carradines-cyber-glove" title="Click here to read more about Don't Screw Around With David Carradine's Cyber Glove">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Aug 2008 18:35:54 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				 Researchers at Princeton University got one hell of a treat this past January when a star exploded in the galaxy NGC2770. It's a 100 million light years from Earth, but it marks the first time astronomers have gotten the chance to watch a star explode 'live' from start to finish (well the explosion happened 100 million years ago, but you know what we mean). Witnessing the event caused the lead author to utter the best quote we've ever seen from an astronomer.				<a href="http://io9.com/392604/stars-gone-wild-supernova-caught-on-tape" title="Click here to read more about Stars Gone Wild!: Supernova Caught on Tape">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 22 May 2008 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Michael Reilly]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Large Hadron Collider Will Gobble Up The Earth (Or Maybe Just France)]]></title>
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				The <a href="http://io9.com/349486/a-supermagnetic-tunnel-full-of-subatomic-action">Large Hadron Collider</a> at the CERN research facility near Geneva, Switzerland won't be going on a luau in Hawaii anytime soon, since <a href="http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/03/27/823924.aspx">the state is suing</a> to stop the activation of the enormous research project. Yes, it's not just individual wackos who believe the LHC will unleash a cosmic ass-whooping on the planet. An actual state is suing the builders to keep them from activating it. They fear it'll let loose runaway miniature black holes, strangelets, or magnetic monopoles that will destroy the planet. The researchers at CERN have spent their precious time trying to assure people that won't happen, although it would be kind of cool if it did. We've got the strange and winding history of this project in today's Triviagasm.				<a href="http://io9.com/379494/the-large-hadron-collider-will-gobble-up-the-earth-or-maybe-just-france" title="Click here to read more about The Large Hadron Collider Will Gobble Up The Earth (Or Maybe Just France)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Apr 2008 15:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Frankenhooker Teaches You Probably the Best Way to Get Through Your Homework]]></title>
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				 Poor Jeffrey's girlfriend has been chopped up by a lawnmower, but luckily he's saved some of her parts (including her head) in a special rejuvenation broth in his mad scientist lab. In this scene from <em>Frankenhooker</em>, Frank "Basket Case" Henenlotter's bloody fun riff on Frankenstein, Jeffrey needs inspiration. He's got to get female body parts to rebuild his girlfriend, and he's got to get them fast. So of course, he drills his brain to "relax" and get some ideas. Maybe next time you're struggling with homework or a big project, you should try this too! It's cheaper than Provigil. [<a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000I8OOI8/ref=nosim/?tag=io9-20">Frankenhooker</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/370843/frankenhooker-teaches-you-probably-the-best-way-to-get-through-your-homework" title="Click here to read more about Frankenhooker Teaches You Probably the Best Way to Get Through Your Homework">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Mar 2008 11:52:53 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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