<![CDATA[io9: Bai Ling]]> http://cache.io9.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[io9: Bai Ling]]> http://io9.com/tag/bai ling http://io9.com/tag/bai ling <![CDATA[In which our critic counts the ways he hates Bai Ling as a "special guest star"]]> In Pop Punishment, Louis Peitzman endures the most derided genre films, television, and literature, all for your sadistic pleasure. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5799512&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[The most amazing Matrix knock-off ever — co-starring Coolio!]]> A young hacker fights Agent SmithNeville (Adrian Paul!) inside a virtual-reality subway train, and then Coolio and Bai Ling show up to save his ass. Watch Bai Ling make Miss Piggy kung-fu noises, while Coolio hacks the virtual reality itself. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5687953&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bai Ling's Best Role Yet: A Zombie Mermaid Who Lives In A Pool]]> Pet Semetary director Mary Lambert is working on a ocean horror movie starring Bai Ling as a blood-thirsty fish zombie who can materialize over any body of water. The beachy horror is called Hydrophobia. More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5361410&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[It's Like Blade Runner, By Way Of Uwe Boll]]> We need more terrible movies like The Gene Generation, this instant classic - newly on DVD - about a Dark Future [TM] where fetish-wear-clad assassins stalk "DNA hackers." And Faye Dunaway grows tentacles! More »
]]> http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5204603&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Bai Ling Wrote Her Own Crank 2 Dialogue]]> Crank 2's script may have been the "most offensive" Jason Statham ever read - but that was before costar Bai Ling rewrote it. Bai told us about catfights, upskirts and the craziest movie ever. Spoilers! More »
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