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By Cyriaque Lamar Jul 3, 2010 11:15 AM

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The 15 lamest sea monsters to ever doggy-paddle into cinema

When Jaws hit theaters 35 years ago, Bruce the shark ruined July 4th weekend for many a beachcomber. Here are 15 lesser known dwellers of the deep. They're so ignominious that they make Jaws: The Revenge look like a documentary.

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