Behold Tom Hardy's Codpiece and Charlize Theron's Robot Arm In Mad Max

Here is the first "official" look at Mad Max: Fury Road. We're not saying Tom Hardy's pants appear to have a penis stitched across the crotch, but Tom Hardy's pants totally have a penis sewn into the crotch.

Thanks to Entertainment Weekly's Apocalypse Issue, we now have a good look at the two main characters from Mad Max: Fury Road, George Miller's Mad Max sequel, which has been in some form of production for 1,000 years. Where are they looking? We have no idea, but they look great. Even Hardy's pants look great, as does Charlize—great all around. No idea if this movie will be good, but we love people in leather and dirt, so it's a win all around so far.

Behold Tom Hardy's Codpiece and Charlize Theron's Robot Arm In Mad Max