Having Warehouse 13 withdrawal symptoms? The new movie Chastity Bites, coming to DVD on Feb. 11, could seriously help. Allison Scagliotti, aka Claudia, stars as a girl who discovers her local abstinence educator is actually the immortal Elizabeth Bathory, who bathes in virgin blood.

Check out the trailer above, in which Scagliotti issues some very Claudia-like zingers. And here's the synopsis:

The film tells of Countess Elizabeth Bathory, who in the 1600's, slaughtered more than 600 young women, believing if she bathed in the blood of virgins that she would stay young and beautiful forever. Still alive today, she's found a perfect hunting ground for her "Botox" as an abstinence educator at a high school in red state America. But will a brave, young feminist blogger and journalist for the school paper finally put an end to the Blood Countess's reign of terror and save her best friend from being the next victim?

Sure, this sounds just like an episode of Supernatural — in fact, they did almost this exact plot a few weeks ago. But it still looks seriously fun, in a Heathers/Zombie Strippers kind of way. And what clinches the deal is that they got Reanimator director Stuart Gordon to play one of the teachers:

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