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			<title><![CDATA[Superheroic banter just doesn't work as well during sex [NSFW]]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/822 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/822 --> Witness possibly the cheesiest superheroic sex scene of all time &mdash; in the original <em>Black Scorpion</em> film, the Scorpion surprises the cop whom she's been having sexual tension with for most of the film, and takes advantage of him. NSFW!				<a href="http://io9.com/5780398/superheroic-banter-just-doesnt-work-as-well-during-sex-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Superheroic banter just doesn't work as well during sex [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Mar 2011 18:56:50 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The superhero movie that makes Catwoman look like Citizen Kane]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Io9/videos/728 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Io9/videos/728 --> Here are the greatest moments from <em>Black Scorpion 2</em>, the Roger Corman-produced superhero film about the woman in the shiny black bustier and mask. This movie is what you would get if you forced Halle Berry's <em>Catwoman</em> to guzzle Everclear until its IQ dropped into single digits.				<a href="http://io9.com/5756610/the-superhero-movie-that-makes-catwoman-look-like-citizen-kane" title="Click here to read more about The superhero movie that makes Catwoman look like Citizen Kane">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 09 Feb 2011 20:38:59 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books]]></title>
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				Hollywood often does such a bad job translating comic books to film, it's better to start from scratch. When movies create their own original superheroes, they can have the cool comic booky trappings, without the need to include/ignore/defile decades of print history. If it works (<em>The Incredibles</em>) you get something really fresh. When it doesn't... it's only about as bad as a superhero movie based on a comic. Click through for our list of superhero movies that didn't have a direct comic-book heritage.				<a href="http://io9.com/377133/movie-superheroes-whose-secret-origins-arent-in-comic-books" title="Click here to read more about Movie Superheroes Whose Secret Origins Aren't In Comic Books">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Apr 2008 10:27:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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