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			<title><![CDATA[If This Movie Makes A Fortune, Humans Are Doomed]]></title>
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				The Weinstein Company released the <a href="http://io9.com/assets/resources/2008/02/SUPERHERO%20MOVIE%20poster.jpg">final movie poster</a> for <em>Superhero Movie</em> today, and it features Pamela Anderson's boobs, Leslie Nielsen wearing a "With Great Power Comes Hot Bitches" sweater, and not one but two penis jokes (check out Storm's lightning and Dragonfly's popcorn). We're all for parodying superheroes and science fiction, but when it devolves into beer hat jokes and shots of people being embarrassed that their <a href="http://io9.com/355323/wedgies-are-the-new-superpower">underwear is on display</a>, we doth protest. It would be easy to discount this film if <em>Meet The Spartans</em> hadn't just made $18 million in its opening weekend. If this one grosses anywhere near that, we fear for the fate of our species.				<a href="http://io9.com/361898/if-this-movie-makes-a-fortune-humans-are-doomed" title="Click here to read more about If This Movie Makes A Fortune, Humans Are Doomed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:33:56 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sexy Recruitment Posters For The Empire]]></title>
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				 Although most of the stormtroopers in the <em>Star Wars</em> movies turned out to be vat-grown clones of Boba Fett's daddy, perhaps some of them were citizens from around the Empire doing their duty. These concept art recruitment posters by <a href="http://www.fengzhudesign.com/">Feng Zhu</a> might have been plastered in cantinas and spaceports around the galaxy in an effort to beef up the Imperial presence. After all, you can't expect your average clone to do everything, can you? More sexy troopers after the jump.				<a href="http://io9.com/338647/sexy-recruitment-posters-for-the-empire" title="Click here to read more about Sexy Recruitment Posters For The Empire">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:30:17 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Zorine the Queen of the Nudists and Alpha the Mechanical Man]]></title>
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				 At the height of the Great Depression, the organizers of the 1930 San Diego Exposition thought that a horny robot and a vanguard of big-breasted nudist women might help cheer people up. "Zorine the Queen of the Nudists" and "Alpha the Mechanical Man" were two different exhibits appearing at the event, and history has left this priceless photo behind for us as a memento of their encounter. Where else could you find a robot with sixteen boobs?				<a href="http://io9.com/339004/zorine-the-queen-of-the-nudists-and-alpha-the-mechanical-man" title="Click here to read more about Zorine the Queen of the Nudists and Alpha the Mechanical Man">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Dec 2007 09:30:45 PST]]></pubDate>
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