<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/">
	<channel>
		<title><![CDATA[io9: Brown Note]]></title>
		<image>
			<url>http://cache.io9.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png</url>
			<title><![CDATA[io9: Brown Note]]></title>
			<link>http://io9.com/tag/brown note</link>
		</image>
		<link>http://io9.com/tag/brown note</link>
		<atom:link rel="hub" href="http://gawker.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" />
		<description><![CDATA[io9 posts tagged Brown Note]]></description>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun" href="http://io9.com/scifi-weaponry/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">scifiweaponry</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun" href="http://io9.com/5020074/democratic-convention-may-debut-use-of-poop-gun" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun" alt="Click here to read Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun" src="http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2008/06/43/95/43959f85f11b8992df82aba073a955e4.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				 Should you choose to protest at the Democratic National Convention this year, you may be hit with a case of a muddy bottom. The cops are reputed to be considering the use of a <a href="http://io9.com/358446/set-your-bowel-disruptor-to-explosive-diarrhea">poop gun, otherwise known as the "Brown Note,"</a> which blasts an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily. The use of this crowd controller would truly make a mark among scifi weaponry. Fox News asked Denver's biggest activist on how they will prepare for such an occurence. Click through for their answer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5020074/democratic-convention-may-debut-use-of-poop-gun" title="Click here to read more about Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://io9.com/5020074/democratic-convention-may-debut-use-of-poop-gun]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[io9-5020074]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[Scifi Weaponry]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[brown note]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Democratic National Convention Denver]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Denver]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=5020074&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
		<item>
			<title><![CDATA[Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea]]></title>
			<description>
			<![CDATA[
				<div style="float: left; padding-right: 10px;">
										<!--  div style="background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 190px; padding: 1px;"><a title="Click here to read Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea" href="http://io9.com/triviagasm/" style="background-color:#888888; color:#FFFFFF; font-size:12px;text-align:right; display:block; height:14px; padding:1px 2px; text-decoration:none; text-transform:uppercase; width:156px;"><span style="color: white;" class="hash">#</span><span style="color: white;">triviagasm</span></a></div -->					<div><a title="Click here to read Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea" href="http://io9.com/358446/set-your-bowel-disruptor-to-explosive-diarrhea" class="pp_image">
						<img style="border-color: #B3B3B3; border-width: 0 1px 1px; border-style: none solid solid;" height="120" width="190" title="Click here to read Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea" alt="Click here to read Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea" src="http://cache.io9.com/assets/images/8/2011/11/29c6fd55dc865a9b760772d861c236c9.jpg"/>
											</a></div>
									</div>
				For years there have been urban legends about a "brown sound" or "brown note," a frequency so low that it'll literally cause you to shit yourself. Not only has this elusive weapon been sought by governments, but it also crops up in science fiction. Just think about what this insidious weapon could do in the hands of an evil villain! It turns out the legend was born after several real-life tests of the Republic XF-84H "Thunderscreech" airplane in 1956, which earned the honor of being the loudest airplane ever built. Find out more about the poop plane and the quest for the sound of brown inside.				<a href="http://io9.com/358446/set-your-bowel-disruptor-to-explosive-diarrhea" title="Click here to read more about Set Your Bowel Disruptor To Explosive Diarrhea">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
				<br style="clear: both;" />
			]]></description>
			<link><![CDATA[http://io9.com/358446/set-your-bowel-disruptor-to-explosive-diarrhea]]></link>			<guid isPermaLink="false"><![CDATA[io9-358446]]></guid>
			<category><![CDATA[triviagasm]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Bowel Disruptor]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[brown note]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Brown Sound]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[frequency]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Poop]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Sound]]></category>
			<category><![CDATA[Thunderscreech]]></category>
			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Feb 2008 11:00:55 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://io9.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&amp;postId=358446&amp;view=rss&amp;microfeed=true</wfw:commentRss>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

