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			<title><![CDATA[And Now, Muppet Burlesque! [NSFW]]]></title>
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				This past weekend, we all rediscovered our love for the Muppets, those fuzzy avatars of cuteness and the can-do spirit. And you know, when some of us think that it's time to play the music and light the lights, our thoughts turn... frisky.				<a href="http://io9.com/5863154/and-now-muppet-burlesque-[nsfw]/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about And Now, Muppet Burlesque! [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Nov 2011 15:09:02 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;Director's Cut&quot; of the 1990 Captain America movie coming in May]]></title>
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				Just in time for the release of Marvel's huge new <em>Captain America</em> film, you're going to get a new expanded edition of the much-reviled 1990 version, director Albert Pyun tells io9.				<a href="http://io9.com/5784495/directors-cut-of-the-1990-captain-america-movie-coming-in-may" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Director's Cut&quot; of the 1990 Captain America movie coming in May">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Mar 2011 12:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[In the dystopian future, the worst punishment is being impaled on a dominatrix's spiky nipple]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/Io9/videos/678 --><!-- /videoId: explore/Io9/videos/678 --> This is the greatest scene in cinematic history. A dystopian overlord is getting his face whacked with a flogger by his personal dominatrix, when a hapless underling interrupts him. So the dominatrix teaches him a lesson... with fists and nipples.				<a href="http://io9.com/5744428/in-the-dystopian-future-the-worst-punishment-is-being-impaled-on-a-dominatixs-spiky-nipple" title="Click here to read more about In the dystopian future, the worst punishment is being impaled on a dominatrix's spiky nipple">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 26 Jan 2011 19:24:48 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/651 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/651 --> Kevin Costner has an encounter with the other side, and there are flashy lights and montages of children shouting, and a white light, and then his dead wife reaches out. Is <em>Dragonfly</em> the worst supernatural film of the early 2000s?				<a href="http://io9.com/5736036/kevin-costners-supernatural-experience-is-just-as-cheeseriffic-as-youd-expect" title="Click here to read more about Kevin Costner's supernatural experience is just as cheeseriffic as you'd expect">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 Jan 2011 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Game of Thrones can't possibly live up to THIS fantasy epic]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/639 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/639 --> The <em>Ator the Invincible</em> movies hit rock-bottom with <em>Ator IV: Quest for the Mighty Sword</em>. Watch Ator fight conjoined robot twins and a pantomime dragon! (Those robots bash their heads against the wall repeatedly, perhaps because they've seen the rushes.)				<a href="http://io9.com/5734112/game-of-thrones-cant-possibly-live-up-to-this-fantasy-epic" title="Click here to read more about Game of Thrones can't possibly live up to THIS fantasy epic">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 14 Jan 2011 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Right now, in Los Angeles, casting is taking place for a low-budget action movie called <em>Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick</em>. And it sounds like <em>Mad Max</em> crossed with <em>Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!</em>. When can we see this movie?				<a href="http://io9.com/5693594/someones-making-a-movie-called-steampunk-samurai-biker-chick-were-in" title="Click here to read more about Someone's making a movie called Steampunk Samurai Biker Chick? We're in!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 18 Nov 2010 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: LAI7ZcIbzw4 --><!-- /videoId: LAI7ZcIbzw4 -->One of the most controversial moments of the last <em>Doctor Who</em> season was when Amy Pond tried to seduce the Doctor. Now watch what happened next, courtesy of one of the season five DVD extras.				<a href="http://io9.com/5686732/watch-what-happened-on-doctor-who-after-amy-tried-to-hit-on-the-doctor" title="Click here to read more about Watch what happened on Doctor Who AFTER Amy tried to seduce the Doctor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				One-eyed alien blue slugs have a burning desire to invade people, via their throats. It sounds like a remake of Slither, but Thailand's <em>Cool Gel Attacks</em> is a slapstick comedy. Watch people's hilarious attempts to avoid throat-violation, in the trailer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5684086/alien-slugs-want-to-leap-down-your-throat-its-thailands-latest-slapstick-comedy" title="Click here to read more about Alien slugs want to leap down your throat: It's Thailand's latest slapstick comedy!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Nov 2010 06:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Syfy just released a sneak peek from next year's <em>Mega-Python vs. Gatoroid</em>, in which Debbie Gibson and Tiffany's catfight becomes a bizarre/obscene pie-fight. We caught up with Tiffany the other day, and she talked about the pop sirens' pastry assault.				<a href="http://io9.com/5598077/tiffany-tells-io9-about-her-pie+fight-with-debbie-gibson" title="Click here to read more about Watch Tiffany's epic pie-fight with Debbie Gibson">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 A black hole is crushing St. Louis and an energy creature's nomming people, so the army, of course, goes nuclear, in 2006's <em>Black Hole</em>. Note, also, that cable news is still keeping tabs on the Federal Reserve during all this.				<a href="http://io9.com/5576925/why-is-it-that-whenever-theres-a-black-hole-eating-st-louis-the-military-always-wants-to-nuke-it" title="Click here to read more about Why is it that, whenever there's a black hole eating St. Louis, the military always wants to nuke it?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>Michael Stephenson believed Troll 2 would be a great movie when he starred in it, and he was crushed when he saw the final product. Now, years later, he talks about making a documentary embracing his cult-status, Best Worst Movie.</em>				<a href="http://io9.com/5575822/how-the-star-of-troll-2-stopped-worrying-and-learned-to-love-being-in-the-worst-movie-of-all-time" title="Click here to read more about How the star of Troll 2 stopped worrying and learned to love being in the worst movie of all time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jun 2010 16:20:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've <a href="http://io9.com/5420994/lady-terminator-still-better-than-terminator-salvation">marveled at the awesomeness</a> of <em>Lady Terminator</em>, the Indonesian <em>Terminator </em>knock-off with the tagline, "First she mates. Then she Terminates." But check out the hilarious first-ever <a href="http://damnthatojeda.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/lady-terminator-speaks-the-first-ever-interview-with-barbara-anne-constable/">interview with star Barbara Anne Constable</a>. And <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Lady-Terminator-Appreciation-Society/123209911038717?ref=ts">join the Lady Terminator Appreciation Society</a>!				<a href="http://io9.com/5570442/lady-terminator-speaks-at-last" title="Click here to read more about Lady Terminator speaks at last!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 23 Jun 2010 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				You have nothing better to do this Sunday than watch Syfy's attempt to reinvigorate <em>The Phantom</em>, one of the dorkiest superheroes of all time. Right? What if I tell you the villain tries to destroy the world using Flickr? Spoilers...				<a href="http://io9.com/5566713/the-phantom-spoiler-free-preview" title="Click here to read more about Important life lessons I learned from Syfy's The Phantom">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 <em>Creation Of The Humanoids</em> is <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=4WvwdBhKMeAC&pg=PA153&lpg=PA153&dq=%22creation+of+the+humanoids%22+warhol&source=bl&ots=2w6x5jMr7c&sig=IPLz-uCvbh6P3UhHPWsbWRTyGs4&hl=en&ei=He76S56CKIG8lQfJp8TzCg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=7&ved=0CDoQ6AEwBg#v=onepage&q=%22creation%20of%20the%20humanoids%22%20warhol&f=false">rumored</a> to be Andy Warhol's favorite film, and camp-meister Susan Sontag extolled it in "The Imagination Of Disaster." It's easy to see why, from this scene where an anti-robot bigot realizes he's a robot.				<a href="http://io9.com/5546636/best-human-realizes-hes-secretly-a-robot-scene-of-all-time" title="Click here to read more about Best &quot;human realizes he's secretly a robot&quot; scene of all time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Sure, the new <em>V</em> has plenty of nekkid alien hijinks - but it's nothing compared to the original series. Check out this scene where a human/alien hybrid woman connects to a spaceship's computer and has a... umm... computergasm. More below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5537847/most-ridiculously-inappropriate-scenes-from-the-original-v" title="Click here to read more about Most Ridiculously Inappropriate Scenes From The Original &quot;V&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 12 May 2010 22:24:50 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				When you watch <em>Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief</em>, you may start wondering if it's a straight-up remake of <em>Avatar</em>. The plot similarities are uncanny after a while... almost like the Hand of Destiny is at work. Spoilers...				<a href="http://io9.com/5470192/did-percy-jackson-rip-off-avatars-plot" title="Click here to read more about Did Percy Jackson Rip Off Avatar's Plot?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:27:58 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Most Beautiful Pulp Magazine Cover Art We've Ever Seen]]></title>
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				Robot uprisings, demon armies, women fighting dragons and men striding the cosmos have never looked cooler, or lovelier, than in the pulp magazine cover art going on display at the University of Connecticut. Beware: Some of it is quite spicy.				<a href="http://io9.com/5467203/the-most-beautiful-pulp-magazine-cover-art-weve-ever-seen/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Most Beautiful Pulp Magazine Cover Art We've Ever Seen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>Ultra Warrior</em>'s opening monologue/montage is completely insane: four-breasted slave girls, a post-apocalyptic world run by armed "pimps, bohemians and sexual deviants," and mutant bandits who cut people in half. But it only gets worse in the 30 monologues that follow.				<a href="http://io9.com/5465547/mad-max-meets-star-wars-with-mutant-sex+coaching-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Mad Max Meets Star Wars, With Mutant Sex-Coaching [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[French Star Wars &mdash; Make The Nightmares Stop!]]></title>
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				Some French people seriously misunderstood what <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #starwars" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #starwars" href="http://io9.com/tag/starwars/">Star Wars</a> was supposed to be about, and the result may cause severe nausea and internal bleeding. Four C-3POs dance rather salaciously with four Darth Vaders in space... and then the awful wirework begins.				<a href="http://io9.com/5445020/french-star-wars--make-the-nightmares-stop" title="Click here to read more about French Star Wars &mdash; Make The Nightmares Stop!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cram Your Hard Drive With Sexorcists, Sextremists And Interstellar Sexplorers]]></title>
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				The original source for science-fictional sleaze, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #somethingweird" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #somethingweird" href="http://io9.com/tag/somethingweird/">Something Weird</a> Video, just launched a new video download service, letting you grab entire weird <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #exploitationmovies" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #exploitationmovies" href="http://io9.com/tag/exploitationmovies/">exploitation movies</a> that your parents felt guilty sneaking out to watch. And they're as cheap as their original budgets.				<a href="http://io9.com/5412485/cram-your-hard-drive-with-sexorcists-sextremists-and-interstellar-sexplorers" title="Click here to read more about Cram Your Hard Drive With Sexorcists, Sextremists And Interstellar Sexplorers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Tracy Scoggins Walks In On A Doll And A Shrunken Lady Having Sex On An Oven Mitt]]></title>
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				Brick Bardo is an alien the size of a child's doll. Ginger is a normal woman who was shrunk by aliens. Together, they make sweet, sweet love on a kitchen counter... until <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tracyscoggins" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #tracyscoggins" href="http://io9.com/tag/tracyscoggins/">Tracy Scoggins</a> walks in on them.				<a href="http://io9.com/5406167/tracy-scoggins-walks-in-on-a-doll-and-a-shrunken-lady-having-sex-on-an-oven-mitt" title="Click here to read more about Tracy Scoggins Walks In On A Doll And A Shrunken Lady Having Sex On An Oven Mitt">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Acidic Bullets Vs. Disintegrating Flame, In "The Werewolves Of War!"]]></title>
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				Possibly the most gripping science-fiction story of all time has gone up online, featuring daredevil air pilots hurling acidic bullets against the implacable Slavs and their disintegrating flame. It's the futuristic year of 1938, in "<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #werewolvesofwar" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #werewolvesofwar" href="http://io9.com/tag/werewolvesofwar/">Werewolves Of War</a>."				<a href="http://io9.com/5406105/acidic-bullets-vs-disintegrating-flame-in-the-werewolves-of-war" title="Click here to read more about Acidic Bullets Vs. Disintegrating Flame, In "The Werewolves Of War!"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 16 Nov 2009 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				A blonde heroine fights her evil clone, while her superpowered male friend is too busy drying his hair to help out. I have no idea what TV show this is from, but it's one of dozens on this Youtube channel.				<a href="http://io9.com/5404419/could-this-be-the-weirdest-fetish-on-youtube" title="Click here to read more about Could This Be The Weirdest Fetish On Youtube?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Peter Jackson Only Wishes He Could Create Such Unforgettable Creature Effects As These]]></title>
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				A <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SARAH SILVERMAN" href="http://io9.com/tag/sarah-silverman/">Sarah Silverman</a> lookalike gets tied up and sacrificed to the mighty ape Gorga by the prehistoric villagers in this cheesetastic scene from 1969s' <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MIGHTY GORGA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE MIGHTY GORGA" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-mighty-gorga/">The Mighty Gorga</a></em>. And click through to see Gorga fight a plastic toy dinosaur.				<a href="http://io9.com/5340361/peter-jackson-only-wishes-he-could-create-such-unforgettable-creature-effects-as-these" title="Click here to read more about Peter Jackson Only Wishes He Could Create Such Unforgettable Creature Effects As These">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:53:24 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				A hundred years from now, when "Leprechauns in space" becomes a genre the way "zombies" are now, auteurs will look back on this scene of a space Leprechaun emerging from a man's penis (it's work safe!) as an important influence.				<a href="http://io9.com/5325101/the-absolute-best-leprechaun-causes-penile-explosion-in-space-scene-ever" title="Click here to read more about The Absolute Best "Leprechaun Causes Penile Explosion In Space" Scene Ever!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:20:46 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				We're all expecting <em>G.I. Joe</em> to be one of the worst movies of all time &mdash; but we were actually overestimating it. Judging from the novelization,<em> G.I. Joe</em> will be a masterpiece of badness, <em>Showgirls </em>meets <em>Plan 9</em>. Spoilers ahead...				<a href="http://io9.com/5315524/will-gi-joe-be-the-worst-movie-of-the-year" title="Click here to read more about Will G.I. Joe Be The Worst Movie Of The Year?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:43:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Italian B-movie director Antionio Margheriti decided to make his own version of <em>Alien</em> in 1989. And just like <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RIDLEY SCOTT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RIDLEY SCOTT" href="http://io9.com/tag/ridley-scott/">Ridley Scott</a>'s monster, the creature in <em>Alien From The Deep</em> can affect humans. Luckily, there's a cure... involving stripping to your underwear.				<a href="http://io9.com/5313901/a-decontamination-chamber-scene-that-will-make-you-feel-contaminated" title="Click here to read more about A Decontamination Chamber Scene That Will Make You Feel Contaminated">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 13 Jul 2009 18:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Someone over at the Straight Dope message boards asks for help identifying a novel set in a post-apocalyptic world reduced to primitivism, where the rulers use technology (lasers) disguised as magic (wand-blasts). Oddly enough, that could describe many books.				<a href="http://io9.com/5312297/youd-be-surprised-how-many-science-fiction-novels-can-fit-this-description" title="Click here to read more about You'd Be Surprised How Many Science Fiction Novels Can Fit This Description">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:21:09 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Long Before Virtuality, Another Star Trek Alum Tried To Get Edgy With The Holodeck]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0811200/">Melinda Snodgrass</a> is best known for writing the <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-trek/">Star Trek</a></em> episode where Data's personhood gets put on trial. But in the mid-1990s, she created <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR COMMAND" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR COMMAND" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-command/">Star Command</a></em>, which took Trek's holodeck much, much further. Just check out this holo-torture sequence. Edgy!				<a href="http://io9.com/5305153/long-before-virtuality-another-star-trek-alum-tried-to-get-edgy-with-the-holodeck" title="Click here to read more about Long Before Virtuality, Another Star Trek Alum Tried To Get Edgy With The Holodeck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:16:43 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Korean Officials Train For Nuclear Attack On Pee Wee Herman's Boat]]></title>
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				With North Korea reportedly moving forward with its uranium-enrichment program, South Korea is bracing itself for <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WORLD WAR III" title="Click here to read more posts tagged WORLD WAR III" href="http://io9.com/tag/world-war-iii/">World War III</a>. South Korea's Coast Guard staged a training exercise in Incheon with this somewhat cartoony "mock ship." More training-for-apocalypse photos below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5304849/korean-officials-train-for-nuclear-attack-on-pee-wee-hermans-boat" title="Click here to read more about Korean Officials Train For Nuclear Attack On Pee Wee Herman's Boat">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Psychic detective Maya goes inside a killer's mind... only to see an image of the killer, in the real world, injecting her with something nasty, in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE CELL 2" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE CELL 2" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-cell-2/">The Cell 2</a></em>. "Nooooooooo!" She screams. Maybe she's watching the same movie we are.				<a href="http://io9.com/5296072/what-awful-sadist-demanded-a-sequel-to-the-cell" title="Click here to read more about What Awful Sadist Demanded A Sequel To The Cell?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Horror trashmeister <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED V. MIKELS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED V. MIKELS" href="http://io9.com/tag/ted-v%27-mikels/">Ted V. Mikels</a> scored with <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CORPSE GRINDERS" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CORPSE GRINDERS" href="http://io9.com/tag/corpse-grinders/">Corpse Grinders</a></em>, about people who make <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CAT FOOD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CAT FOOD" href="http://io9.com/tag/cat-food/">cat food</a> out of people. But how to up the ante in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CORPSE GRINDERS 2" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CORPSE GRINDERS 2" href="http://io9.com/tag/corpse-grinders-2/">Corpse Grinders 2</a></em>? Try aliens who crave cat food made out of people.				<a href="http://io9.com/5280958/aliens-love-the-secret-ingredient-in-lotus-cat-food-love-oh-and-human-flesh" title="Click here to read more about Aliens Love The Secret Ingredient In Lotus Cat Food: Love (Oh, And Human Flesh)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:44:59 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				A serial killer dies in a hospital where his medical equipment is connected to a mainframe, so he's able to upload his consciousness into the cyber-world and turn appliances into slutty-babysitter-killing weapons of mass destruction.				<a href="http://io9.com/5260510/a-slutty-babysitter-falls-afoul-of-the-worlds-deadliest-washing-machine" title="Click here to read more about A Slutty Babysitter Falls Afoul Of The World's Deadliest Washing Machine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 May 2009 23:11:57 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				What in space is this guy saying to this woman? What are they doing out in space without helmets? And what are those guys saying from behind their space-doorway? Post your thoughts below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5159651/caption-this-classic-wally-wood-illustration" title="Click here to read more about Caption This Classic Wally Wood Illustration">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Feb 2009 12:06:25 PST]]></pubDate>
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				You would think people would have learned not to fuck with <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004365/">Fred Williamson</a>, after seeing his 1970s movies, like <em>Mr. Mean, Tough Guys</em> and <em>Seriously, Don't Fuck With Fred Williamson</em>. But no.				<a href="http://io9.com/5142523/an-exploding-arrow-to-the-head-and-fred-williamson-is-to-blame" title="Click here to read more about An Exploding Arrow To The Head, And Fred Williamson Is To Blame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jan 2009 18:45:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				How will you and your loved one know when you're ready to take your relationship to the naughty level? Simple. The glowing blue Death Star will blare a trippy light show. It's sex, future-style.				<a href="http://io9.com/5138467/rough-sex-or-gentle-the-blue-death-star-can-provide-either-way" title="Click here to read more about Rough Sex? Or Gentle? The Blue Death Star Can Provide Either Way">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:37:22 PST]]></pubDate>
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				With a new era of Democratic governance dawning, poor old Newt Gingrich is more irrelevant than ever. So now's the perfect time for him to write the long-awaited sequel to his cheese-tastic alt-history thriller <em>1945</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5135762/newt-gingrich-should-go-back-to-writing-science-fiction" title="Click here to read more about Newt Gingrich Should Go Back To Writing Science Fiction!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Jan 2009 14:32:33 PST]]></pubDate>
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				It's Roger Corman melodrama at its finest! Dr. Paul Kettering's wife has been taken over by alien parasites, in the climax to <em>The Brain Eaters</em>. This calls for a husband-wife scenery-chewing contest! But there's more!				<a href="http://io9.com/5135050/paging-dr-phil-my-wife-is-an-alien-parasite-puppet" title="Click here to read more about Paging Dr. Phil: My Wife Is An Alien Parasite Puppet!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Jan 2009 18:03:49 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Okay, so Bollywood's <em>Love Story 2050</em> wasn't the masterpiece we were hoping for. At least it gave us a few sublimely silly moments, like this futuristic video game fight. That's something.				<a href="http://io9.com/5120327/product-placement-and-microsoft-are-alive-and-well-in-2050" title="Click here to read more about Product Placement (And Microsoft) Are Alive And Well In 2050">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				I thought<em> Evil Aliens</em> had the <a href="http://io9.com/5039775/a-crash-course-in-alien-reproduction-%5Bnsfw%5D">most heinous alien impregnation scene</a>... until I saw 1981's <em>Inseminoid</em>, a low-rent <em>Alien</em> clone. And yes, this alien has a bong for a penis. Clip is NSFW.				<a href="http://io9.com/5118868/inseminoid-the-name-says-it-all-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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