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			<title><![CDATA[Why McG's new romcom is secretly a Star Trek movie]]></title>
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				Today is Valentine's Day, a holiday which commemorates the armistice between global cacao manufacturers and the prophylactic industry after their centuries-long shadow war. To capitalize on this day of demure remembrance, the popcorn-industrial complex has released <em>This Means War</em>, a new motion picture event by director McG (<em>Terminator Salvation</em>, the music video for Sugar Ray's "Fly").				<a href="http://io9.com/5885054/why-mcgs-new-romcom-is-secretly-a-star-trek-movie" title="Click here to read more about Why McG's new romcom is secretly a Star Trek movie">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Relive 45 years of Star Trek in one handy timeline]]></title>
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				Today is the 45th anniversary of the greatest space opera TV show of all time, and Space.com is celebrating with a cool infographic showing key moments in the first 45 years of Starfleet &mdash; as well as space travel in general.				<a href="http://io9.com/5838448/relive-45-years-of-star-trek-in-one-handy-timeline" title="Click here to read more about Relive 45 years of Star Trek in one handy timeline">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 08 Sep 2011 11:44:01 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: EBrFAJUPVeE --><!-- /videoId: EBrFAJUPVeE --> Check out this trailer for the documentary <em>The Captains</em> in which William Shatner interviews all the fine actors who sat in the <em>Star Trek</em> captain's chair, from Patrick Stewart to Chris Pine. Hell, even Scott Bakula gets a mercy interview.				<a href="http://io9.com/5816677/watch-as-william-shatner-hunts-down-and-harasses-every-generation-of-star-trek-captain" title="Click here to read more about Watch as William Shatner hunts down and harasses every generation of Star Trek captain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Jun 2011 09:51:28 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Greatest &quot;Captain Kirk Takes Out A Couple Of Church Ladies&quot; Scene Ever]]></title>
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				 Captain Kirk takes care of business in this awesome clip from the direct-to-DVD <em>Carriers</em>. After a plague wipes out most of humanity, Chris Pine's SUV runs out of gas. Good thing he has ways of persuading Christian ladies to help.				<a href="http://io9.com/5541194/the-greatest-captain-kirk-takes-out-a-couple-of-church-ladies-scene-ever" title="Click here to read more about The Greatest &quot;Captain Kirk Takes Out A Couple Of Church Ladies&quot; Scene Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 17 May 2010 18:20:21 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Is our new Captain Kirk also our Captain America? It's being rumored that Marvel has Chris Pine at the top of the casting list for their <em>First Avenger</em> movie. Is Pine your Cap? We're still partial to <a href="http://io9.com/5016112/casting-leonardo-dicaprio-as-captain-america-would-be-titanically-wrong">Matt Damon</a>. [<a href="http://www.cinemaspy.com/article.php?id=4021">CinemaSpy</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5471723/is-chris-pine-the-frontrunner-to-play-captain-america" title="Click here to read more about Is Chris Pine The Frontrunner To Play Captain America?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 15 Feb 2010 08:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				It's not easy being green, but maybe it helps to be Diora Baird? Check out the latest <em>Star Trek</em> deleted scene to be released, showcasing Baird as one of those legendary Orion women.				<a href="http://io9.com/5395771/star-treks-green-girl-deleted-scene-they-all-look-the-same-to-kirk" title="Click here to read more about Star Trek's Green Girl Deleted Scene: They All Look The Same To Kirk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Nov 2009 06:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: YizRVgZQ-gQ --><!-- /videoId: YizRVgZQ-gQ -->The performances in J.J. Abrams' <em>Star Trek</em> reboot were smooth and flawless &mdash; on screen, at least. Here are all the goofs, giggles, beat-boxing incidents, and captain's chair crashing pratfalls that didn't make it. [via <a href="http://twitter.com/PSMHopkins/statuses/4820328453">Pamela Hopkins</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5380107/blinded-by-lens-flare-the-star-trek-gag-reel" title="Click here to read more about Blinded By Lens Flare: The Star Trek Gag Reel">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				He's fearless, cunning, and the greatest playa in the Alpha Quadrant. But I don't for one second believe that the new James T. Kirk is someone you would follow into a life-or-death situation. Spoilers ahead...				<a href="http://io9.com/5250171/so-really-why-is-captain-kirk-such-a-douchebag" title="Click here to read more about So Really, Why Is Captain Kirk Such A Douchebag?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 May 2009 12:09:58 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				A shortlist of actors for the iconic role of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GREEN LANTERN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GREEN LANTERN" href="http://io9.com/tag/green-lantern/">Green Lantern</a>/Hal Jordan went up on IESB, and everybody's fixating on <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTOPHER PINE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CHRISTOPHER PINE" href="http://io9.com/tag/christopher-pine/">Christopher Pine</a>, who already has some experience playing cocky young proto-heroes in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged STAR TREK" href="http://io9.com/tag/star-trek/">Star Trek</a></em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5176478/is-captain-kirk-on-track-to-play-hal-jordan" title="Click here to read more about Is Captain Kirk On Track To Play Hal Jordan?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<span class="customObject framed item_0"><a href="index.php?op=showcustomobject&postId=5095255&item=0" rel="lyteframe" rev="width: 75px; height: 102px;" class="noHrefOverride">Click to view</a></span>By now, you might have noticed that James Tiberius Kirk is, well... kind of a dirtbag in the new <em>Star Trek</em> movie. He trashes a gorgeous Corvette at age 11, and just gets more obnoxious from there on out. He's not just cocky like ShatnerKirk, he's actually irresponsible, where Shatner was sort of uptight. Is it just because he's young and immature? Or is there something else going on, which might actually make for a more interesting movie? Spoilers ahead.

How exactly does Kirk mess up in the movie? From what I can gather from interviews and presentations, he's a pretty lousy cadet who washes out of Starfleet Academy, before Captain Pike gives him the big motivational speech you hear in the trailer. He hits on Uhura in a really smarmy, condescending way, and later sneaks into her quarters to watch her undress. Worst of all, it looks like there's gonna be some angst, as Kirk figures out who he really is.  

But actually, the obnoxiousness of PineKirk could be part of the movie's storyline, in an interesting way. 

Maybe I've spent too much time parsing every interview and release about <em>Trek</em> for morning spoilers lately, but something jumped out at me when I read J.J. Abrams' <a href="http://io9.com/5094013/jj-abrams-trek-confessions-summer-glaus-terminator-warnings">comments</a> on the trailer the other day. 

The movie's Romulan villain, Nero, travels back in time and destroys the U.S.S. Kelvin, the ship where both Kirk's parents are serving. As a result, Kirk and his brother have to go live with their uncle Frank. We already know, <a href="http://io9.com/5049702/captain-kirks-deepest-trauma-++-revealed">from actor Brad William Henke</a>, that Uncle Frank is abusive and alcoholic, and makes the Kirk boys' lives hell. (That's Uncle Frank's Corvette that Kirk drives off a cliff in the trailer.) 

So there's a new timeline - one in which Kirk had a horrible abusive childhood. The Kirk who results is not the same Kirk whom we knew in the original series. And whether he steps up and becomes a great starship captain, he'll never be quite the same Kirk. 

Let's think about how time travel works in the <em>Trek</em> universe for a sec. It's a bit inconsistent, but here are a few pointers. In "City On The Edge Of Forever," McCoy goes back and changes history, and the Enterprise suddenly isn't in orbit any more. The timeline has changed, and only those protected by the Guardian's aura remember. In the episodes where Kirk and co. go back to the 1960s, they have to be very careful not to leave any traces, because any change to history will have unknown ramifications. 

On the other hand, in the <em>TNG</em> crapfest "Time's Arrow," Data's head turns up in the ground even though Data hasn't yet gone back in time to have his head buried. On the whole, though, I think there are multiple timelines and it's possible to change history, so that thing never happened. 

So then Old Spock goes back in time to try and prevent the worst of Nero's tampering. Obviously, NimoySpock isn't able to save the Kelvin from being destroyed.

But I'm going to go out on a limb and say that Nero doesn't manage to wipe out the planet Vulcan with his black-hole drill thingy. And he probably doesn't kill Kirk, either. NimoySpock's hardest mission may be to help Kirk become the person he was supposed to be, before Nero forced him to go live with mean Uncle Frank.

According to <a href="http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/James_T._Kirk">Memory Alpha</a>, Kirk's pre-Nero childhood would have been quite different. There's no mention of Uncle Frank in the original series, but Kirk did have a different childhood trauma. 

He was living on the Planet Tarsus IV when there was a food crisis, and Governor Kodos decided to kill the 4,000 people least worthy to survive. (So if Kirk's parents had lived, he wouldn't even be in Iowa to crash that Corvette; he'd already be living on Tarsus IV.) Also, Kirk may not have been an exemplary cadet in Starfleet Academy, but he was promising enough to take part in a peace mission to the planet Axanar in his plebe year. And he distinguished himself enough on that mission to win a Palm Leaf, according to the episodes "Court Martial" and "Whom Gods Destroy."

For my money, a big part of ShatnerKirk's charm is that he is kind of uptight. Sure, he's a playboy, trying to bed as many green women as possible. He disobeys Starfleet's instructions whenever possible, and ignores the Prime Directive on a weekly basis. But he's also a strict taskmaster and is obsessed - literally obsessed - with the safety of his ship and his crew. The only reason why nobody's ever made a YouTube video of all the times Shatner says "my ship" is because it would be twenty minutes long. (Now watch somebody post that video.) 

So actually, the Kirk coming-of-age story that's apparently at the heart of <em>Star Trek</em> may really be the story of an alternate timeline where Kirk gets emotionally and mentally damaged by Uncle Frank. And his oldest friend, Spock, has to travel back in time and rescue him. Probably, the movie won't even spell this out, but it adds an interesting extra layer for people who actually care about this stuff.

Bottom line: Don't blame Kirk if he turns out to be a bit of a twerp in the new movie - it's all the fault of his time-travel-induced abusive childhood. Mmmkay?


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				Turns out that you won't have to wait for May's movie to see your first view of JJ Abrams' reboot version of <em>Star Trek</em> after all: According to Newsarama, IDW Publishing will be releasing a special comic that leads into the movie next year, complete with input from Abrams and screenwriter Roberto Orci. But will any drawing be able to give you the sensually stalked feeling that Chris Pine so effortlessly conveys? [<a href="http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080724-SDCCByrneTrek.html">Newsarama</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5028966/star-trek-reboot-to-begin-in-comic-book" title="Click here to read more about Star Trek Reboot To Begin In Comic Book">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Captain Kirk's costume in the new Star Trek film looks as exciting as a bellhop outfit, judging from the fuzzy images that have been turning up online. (Like the above photo, from JFX Online.) But let's face it, James T. Kirk was hardly ever on the cutting edge of style. Forty years of fashion crimes in space, after the jump.				<a href="http://io9.com/332057/captain-kirks-40+year-parade-of-fashion-shame" title="Click here to read more about Captain Kirk's 40-Year Parade Of Fashion Shame">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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