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			<title><![CDATA[The Periodic Table of Superpowers]]></title>
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				Have you ever wanted to be able to codify any particular hero's abilities in a short-but-mystifying series of letters? What luck! Mad genius Chris Sims has made it all possible with this Rosetta Stone of superpowers. [<a href="http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/05/17/superhero-periodic-table-superpowers/">ComicsAlliance</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5541530/the-periodic-table-of-superpowers" title="Click here to read more about The Periodic Table of Superpowers">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 May 2010 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marc Bernardin]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?]]></title>
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				Movies just aren't doing a good enough job of pandering to our escapist wet dreams. A nerdy guy who turns into a green destructo-ape when you fuck with him? An MIT engineer who builds the ultimate super-armor? A clerk who turns super-killer? Bah! Hollywood could do a much, much better job than that of channeling our dreams of escaping from tedium and having everybody recognize our nerdy greatness. We'll tell you how, after the jump.				<a href="http://io9.com/5018611/what-would-the-ultimate-nerd-wish+fulfillment-look-like" title="Click here to read more about What Would The Ultimate Nerd Wish-Fulfillment Look Like?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:01:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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