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			<title><![CDATA[John C. Reilly's Vampire Seduction Is A Love/Hate Experience]]></title>
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				Our vampire glut continues with <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vampiresassistant" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vampiresassistant" href="http://io9.com/tag/vampiresassistant/">Vampire's Assistant</a></em>, which replaces fangs with fingernails and gives vampires "healing spit" powers. The good parts are enchanting, but the copious bad parts will leave a "bad blood" taste in your mouth. Spoilers ahead...				<a href="http://io9.com/5388880/john-c-reillys-vampire-seduction-is-a-lovehate-experience" title="Click here to read more about John C. Reilly's Vampire Seduction Is A Love/Hate Experience">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:31:01 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Vampire's Assistant Proves Vampires Can Make Anyone Sexy... Except Willem Dafoe]]></title>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johncreilly" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johncreilly" href="http://io9.com/tag/johncreilly/">John C. Reilly</a> pulls off the undead sexiness in <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vampiresassistant" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #vampiresassistant" href="http://io9.com/tag/vampiresassistant/">Vampire's Assistant</a>, as new clips prove. On the other hand, there's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #willemdafoe" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #willemdafoe" href="http://io9.com/tag/willemdafoe/">Willem Dafoe</a>'s effeminate pencil-thin mustached vamp impersonation. Watch for yourself, below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5385490/vampires-assistant-proves-vampires-can-make-anyone-sexy-except-willem-dafoe" title="Click here to read more about Vampire's Assistant Proves Vampires Can Make Anyone Sexy... Except Willem Dafoe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 20 Oct 2009 08:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[8 Clips From Vampire's Assistant Prove Salma Hayek's Still Sexy, Even With Facial Hair]]></title>
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				We're actually very excited about John C. Reilly as the vampire ringmaster in the movie of the <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" href="http://io9.com/tag/cirque-du-freak/">Cirque du Freak</a></em> novels. First, he can act. And second, the movie's not just limited to vampires, there's a whole mess of freaks.				<a href="http://io9.com/5374718/8-clips-from-vampires-assistant-prove-salma-hayeks-still-sexy-even-with-facial-hair/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about 8 Clips From Vampire's Assistant Prove Salma Hayek's Still Sexy, Even With Facial Hair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:31:42 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Cheadle, Paltrow, and ScarJo talk from the set of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged IRON MAN 2" title="Click here to read more posts tagged IRON MAN 2" href="http://io9.com/tag/iron-man-2/">Iron Man 2</a></em>, and <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LET ME IN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged LET ME IN" href="http://io9.com/tag/let-me-in/">Let Me In</a></em>'s cast is confirmed. Plus a <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" href="http://io9.com/tag/cirque-du-freak/">Cirque Du Freak</a></em> clip, and a town goes mad in <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE CRAZIES" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE CRAZIES" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-crazies/">The Crazies</a></em>' trailer. And DC's sexiest superhero visits <em>Smallville</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5372603/don-cheadle-talks-war-machine-let-me-in-cast-confirmed-plus-whos-smallvilles-sexy-new-hero" title="Click here to read more about Don Cheadle Talks War Machine. Let Me In Cast Confirmed. Plus Who's Smallville's Sexy New Hero?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Can these zoomy undead kids perk your vampire fetish? The first clip from the traveling-freak-circus film <em>The <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT" href="http://io9.com/tag/vampire.s-assistant/">Vampire's Assistant</a></em>, with a bearded Salma Hayek and John C. Reily as vampire ringleader, pins teen vamp against vamp, with hot streak-effect action.				<a href="http://io9.com/5346558/first-look-at-the-vampire-slap-fights-from-the-traveling-freak-show" title="Click here to read more about First Look At The Vampire Slap Fights From The Traveling Freak Show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Aug 2009 08:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				One <em>Heroes</em> character gets a death sentence, a <em>Heroes</em> actor may turn up on <em>Lost</em>, and someone's seen the pilot script for <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAY ONE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DAY ONE" href="http://io9.com/tag/day-one/">Day One</a></em>. Plus plenty of spoilers for <em>Fringe</em>, <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRUE BLOOD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TRUE BLOOD" href="http://io9.com/tag/true-blood/">True Blood</a></em>, <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE BOOK OF ELI" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE BOOK OF ELI" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-book-of-eli/">The Book of Eli</a></em>, <em>Chuck</em>, and <em>Eureka</em>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5332072/one-character-on-heroes-is-dying-another-may-make-the-move-to-lost" title="Click here to read more about One Character on Heroes is Dying, Another May Make the Move to Lost">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The new trailer for the renamed <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT" href="http://io9.com/tag/vampire.s-assistant/">Vampire's Assistant</a></em> (formerly <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU FREAK" href="http://io9.com/tag/cirque-du-freak/">Cirque Du Freak</a></em>) is out, and displaying all the crazies in John C. Rielly's circus - including Ken Wantanabe as Mr. Tall and a bearded Salma Hayek.				<a href="http://io9.com/5330992/john-c-reilly-wants-you-to-join-his-circus-of-freaks/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about John C. Reilly Wants You To Join His Circus of Freaks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Cirque du Freak Changed To Vampire Assistant, Because That's Better?]]></title>
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				The live adaptation of the vampire circus novel series <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU  FREAK" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CIRQUE DU  FREAK" href="http://io9.com/tag/cirque-du--freak/">Cirque du  Freak</a></em> staring John C. Reilly, Willem Dafoe and Salma Hayek has swapped out names and put out a poster. Gonna say I like the original better. [<a href="http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/08/04/check-this-out-teaser-poster-for-the-vampires-assistant/">First Showing</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5330277/cirque-du-freak-changed-to-vampire-assistant-because-thats-better" title="Click here to read more about Cirque du Freak Changed To Vampire Assistant, Because That's Better?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Aug 2009 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				 A monster from<em> Big Man Japan</em> is giving us the old eye-testicle wink, and we're lovin' it. The <em>LA Times</em> has a spread of new movie pics out, and we've picked the best.				<a href="http://io9.com/5129635/monsters-the-rock-and-adults-trapped-in-teen-bodies-flood-movie-theaters" title="Click here to read more about Monsters, The Rock, And Adults Trapped In Teen Bodies Flood Movie Theaters">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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