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			<title><![CDATA[Rape Is One Tick Short Of Armageddon, On Dollhouse]]></title>
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				Everyone who's been complaining that <em>Dollhouse</em> pulled a bait-and-switch, showing us a post-apocalyptic world at the end of season one, then failing to revisit it in season two: quitcher bitchin'. We saw the roots of that dystopia last night.				<a href="http://io9.com/5389040/rape-is-one-tick-short-of-armageddon-on-dollhouse" title="Click here to read more about Rape Is One Tick Short Of Armageddon, On Dollhouse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Power Over Time Makes You A Hip-Hop God]]></title>
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				If you had the power to stop time for everyone except yourself, what would you do? If you answered, "Help my dorky friend win a turntablism contest at a really lame rave," then you and Jonathan "Riker" Frakes are two great minds who think alike. This scene from the Frakes-directed <em>Clockstoppers </em>is possibly the creepiest moment in scifi history. Just the part where they're like, "Let's give our puppet friend some attitude" gives me chills. It's the only memorable moment from <em>Clockstoppers</em>, which manages to make one of the coolest wish-fulfillment fantasies so boring, you feel time has ground to a halt.				<a href="http://io9.com/350742/power-over-time-makes-you-a-hip+hop-god" title="Click here to read more about Power Over Time Makes You A Hip-Hop God">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jan 2008 11:56:34 PST]]></pubDate>
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