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			<title><![CDATA[G.I. Joe 2 Super Bowl trailer shows off Cobra Commander's new mask]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: WsmG13wcDyg --><!-- /videoId: WsmG13wcDyg --><a href="http://io9.com/5867474/the-first-gi-joe-retaliation-trailer-promises-real-american-insanity">The first <em>G.I. Joe: Retaliation </em>trailer</a> was a welcome, absurdly over-the-top surprise, and we're pleased to see that the Super Bowl teaser continues the madness. Check out Cobra Commander's revamped evening wear, The Rock barking Jay-Z lyrics, and a shuriken-versus-bullets ninja battle. Director Jon Chu's action flick hits theaters June 29. Hat tip to Vernon!				<a href="http://io9.com/5881403/new-gi-joe-2-trailer-shows-off-cobra-commanders-new-mask" title="Click here to read more about G.I. Joe 2 Super Bowl trailer shows off Cobra Commander's new mask">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:05:05 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				The 1980s gave audiences plenty of timeless bad guys like the Terminator, Boba Fett, and Vigo the Carpathian. The decade also dished out plenty of incompetent and ill-conceived villains. Let's explore the 1980s wing of the Annals of Mediocre Villainy.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% --><div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://io9.com/5877231/the-10-most-regrettable-eighties-scifi-and-fantasy-villains-on-film" title="Click here to read more about The 10 Most Regrettable 80s Science Fiction and Fantasy Villains on Film">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[In comics, Hellboy meets mutant cows (and everyone wants to be Cobra Commander)]]></title>
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				Everybody wants to rule the world (as Tears for Fears once so poignantly noticed), and the comic book baddies at Cobra are not immune to such megalomania. Also, new Hellboy and a very foul-mouthed talking rabbit!				<a href="http://io9.com/5791227/in-comics-hellboy-meets-mutant-cows-and-everyone-wants-to-be-cobra-commander" title="Click here to read more about In comics, Hellboy meets mutant cows (and everyone wants to be Cobra Commander)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 12 Apr 2011 09:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Which Cobra character died this week? We talk to G.I. Joe publisher IDW]]></title>
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				Last Wednesday, a major character in<em> G.I. Joe</em> mythology kicked the bucket in IDW's <em>G.I. Joe: Cobra </em>miniseries. Who was it, and what does his passing mean for the<em> Joe</em> comic book series? Spoilers way on!				<a href="http://io9.com/5740702/which-cobra-character-died-this-week-we-talk-to-gi-joe-publisher-idw" title="Click here to read more about Which Cobra character died this week? We talk to G.I. Joe publisher IDW">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Jan 2011 13:05:39 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				The 1980s gave audiences plenty of timeless bad guys like the Terminator, Boba Fett, and Vigo the Carpathian. The decade also dished out plenty of incompetent and ill-conceived villains. Let's explore the 1980s wing of the Annals of Mediocre Villainy.				<a href="http://io9.com/5715074/the-10-most-regrettable-eighties-scifi-and-fantasy-villains/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The 10 most regrettable Eighties scifi and fantasy villains on film">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 19 Dec 2010 18:15:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				In honor of Election Night 2010, let's remember the bizarre historical minutiae comic books have taught us about the ol' U.S. of A. You know, like the time Henry Kissinger met Doctor Doom.<div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://io9.com/5680091/10-insane-facts-comics-taught-us-about-american-history" title="Click here to read more about 10 insane facts comics taught us about American history">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 02 Nov 2010 19:25:15 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Comic publisher IDW released this image yesterday without any information other than that it's a new character appearing in a series they're launching this month. But that face-concealing mask? That lapel pin? We think it's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cobracommander" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cobracommander" href="http://io9.com/tag/cobracommander/">Cobra Commander</a>'s new look.				<a href="http://io9.com/5440652/is-cobra-commander-getting-a-casual-makeover" title="Click here to read more about Is Cobra Commander Getting A Casual Makeover?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				We've already seen the dreaded <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COBRA COMMANDER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COBRA COMMANDER" href="http://io9.com/tag/cobra-commander/">Cobra Commander</a>'s <a href="http://io9.com/5184762/cobra-commanders-hideously-disappointing-face-revealed">live action face reveal</a> in toy form for<em>G.I. Joe</em>. But actor Joseph Gordon-Levitt thinks the character's Daniel Day-Lewis good. We're still not sold... especially when he compares it to a Russian Clown Show.				<a href="http://io9.com/5302799/the-cobra-commander-talks-about-his-mangled-face-time" title="Click here to read more about The Cobra Commander Talks About His Mangled Face Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Jun 2009 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				I think we all remember the <a href="http://io9.com/5184762/cobra-commanders-hideously-disappointing-face-revealed">terrible fail</a> that was the leaked toy face of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged G.I. JOE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged G.I. JOE" href="http://io9.com/tag/g%27i%27-joe/">G.I. Joe</a></em>'s live action <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COBRA COMMANDER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged COBRA COMMANDER" href="http://io9.com/tag/cobra-commander/">Cobra Commander</a>. Now, the Cobra actor, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT" href="http://io9.com/tag/joseph-gordon_levitt/">Joseph Gordon-Levitt</a>, is trying to put our minds at ease.				<a href="http://io9.com/5220071/cobra-commanders-face-not-a-total-wash" title="Click here to read more about Cobra Commander's Face Not A Total Wash?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Apr 2009 11:42:31 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				We've shown you the <a href="http://io9.com/5152680/is-this-the-face-of-the-movie-cobra-commander">face of Cobra Commander</a> from the kids' toy line of the new live action <em>G.I. Joe</em> movie. But the previous plastic cherub face could not prepare us for the real thing.				<a href="http://io9.com/5184762/cobra-commanders-hideously-disappointing-face-revealed" title="Click here to read more about Cobra Commander's Hideously Disappointing Face Revealed">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Mar 2009 07:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Will the<em>G.I. Joe</em> Cobra Commander reveal disappoint? The "Combat Heroes," which are tiny baby-faced toy versions of the cast, have printed the Cobra Commander's hoodless face on their packaging and it ain't pretty. Spoilers ahead.				<a href="http://io9.com/5152680/is-this-the-face-of-the-movie-cobra-commander" title="Click here to read more about Is This The Face Of The Movie Cobra Commander?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Ignore all those robots in disguise already; 2009 will be the year of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GI JOE" title="Click here to read more posts tagged GI JOE" href="http://io9.com/tag/gi-joe/">GI Joe</a>, thanks to the <em>Resolute</em> cartoon and upcoming movie. And at the GI Joe panel Thursday morning, Hasbro executives and the creators of both projects explained just why everything they do, they do it for you.				<a href="http://io9.com/5028832/gi-joe-movie-turns-fan-service-into-high+tech-complex-drama" title="Click here to read more about GI Joe Movie Turns Fan Service Into High-Tech Complex Drama">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Jul 2008 14:20:10 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				<em>Starship Troopers 3</em> may finally show us a glimpse of the powered armor Heinlein talks about in the novel &mdash; but we'll get our <em>real</em> power armor fix from the <em>G.I. Joe</em> movie, coming in 2009. I haven't been sure whether Joe really counted as science fiction, but a new script review gives plenty of reasons to accept it as belonging to the genre, including armor with invisibility powers, miraculous nano-technology, and super-soldiers created by a mad scientist. The costumes may look a bit <em>Batman And Robin</em>-esque (power-armor-breasts!) but the storyline sounds awesomely pulpy enough for ten sawmills. Spoilers, and a gallery, below.				<a href="http://io9.com/382289/power+armor-vs-nano+tech-super-soldiers-in-gi-joe" title="Click here to read more about Power-Armor Vs. Nano-Tech Super Soldiers, In G.I. Joe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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