One thing missing from Suzanne Collins' hyper-consumerist Capitol society was corporate sponsorship of the Hunger Games. This parody commercial rectifies that situation. Not only does Coca-Cola give you the caffeine and refreshment to keep you going in your battle royale, but that can comes in handy, too.

I'd like to think that, for all that diabetes-triggering corn syrup, Coca-Cola wouldn't actually sponsor the active slaughter of children. Which companies do you think would be the most likely to sponsor the Hunger Games?

[via Blame it On the Voices]