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Does this guy know that he just found five movies of the week for SyFy?
Then about 100 more when they star making all the permutations and combinations of *Croc vs *Croc.
I think the writers over ther are going to knock off early today. Reply
Then about 100 more when they star making all the permutations and combinations of *Croc vs *Croc.
I think the writers over ther are going to knock off early today. Reply
@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Yeah, SyFy channel may just be a tad predictable in the made-for-TV-movie department.
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@Dr Emilio Lizardo: There will be a DinoCroc movie which uses all five of these as fast as somebody can write one.
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@MonkeyT: How long can it possibly take, an hour?
A bunch of college kids (mostly attractive women and nerdy guys) go on an expedition to a caribbean island with their ecology professor and his TA (who he used to have a fling with, but it didn't work out). After a gratuitous swimming scene where the girls get to wear skimpy bikinis, they are soon caught up in a civil war but after they are captured, they are attacked by *crocs. The paramilitary guys shoot the heck out of them, but bullets have no effect. While fleeing, many of them are gruesomely killed with much fake blood and mannekin body parts. Eventually, a few survivors manage to kill off the mansters with a big explosion. The geekiest guy gets the hottest chick to agree to do amazing things to him, but one or both are killed before he can deliver. The army guys all die except one who is too badly wounded to fight and can be turned over to the authorities. The Prof and TA live to fall in love again and one student - likely a cute girl survive. The end.
There, how long was that? Reply
A bunch of college kids (mostly attractive women and nerdy guys) go on an expedition to a caribbean island with their ecology professor and his TA (who he used to have a fling with, but it didn't work out). After a gratuitous swimming scene where the girls get to wear skimpy bikinis, they are soon caught up in a civil war but after they are captured, they are attacked by *crocs. The paramilitary guys shoot the heck out of them, but bullets have no effect. While fleeing, many of them are gruesomely killed with much fake blood and mannekin body parts. Eventually, a few survivors manage to kill off the mansters with a big explosion. The geekiest guy gets the hottest chick to agree to do amazing things to him, but one or both are killed before he can deliver. The army guys all die except one who is too badly wounded to fight and can be turned over to the authorities. The Prof and TA live to fall in love again and one student - likely a cute girl survive. The end.
There, how long was that? Reply
@Jassen: *cough* Every Creature Of The Week Movie Ever Shown On SyFy *cough*
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Edited by Dr Emilio Lizardo at 11/19/09 1:14 PM
@Dr Emilio Lizardo: I particularly enjoyed the *crocs part. They're interchangeable in this movie!
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@Dr Emilio Lizardo: In the Sahara, remember the Sahara. We have to keep up the pretense of science.
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@crashedpc - Haifisch: Oh i see whats going on here. All crocs look the same to you do they? Interchangeable are they ? You know crocs are .. well .. crocs .. and they have feelings too you know, you cant just go around saying they are interchangeable you know. It's people like you that are making it hard for crocs to get rights. I bet you have a croc doing your yardwork or cleaning your pool dont you ? hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ????
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@crashedpc - Haifisch: They're better than interchangeable. You can have anywhere from one to 5 of them at once. Then you can start making up new ones like CanaryCroc, ChihuahuaCroc, AlligatorCroc, SharkCroc, NeanderthalCroc, WereCroc or PurpleWormCroc. The franchise is only limited by your imagination! Which, admittedly in the case of SyFy writers, means they may only get one movie out of it.
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Edited by Dr Emilio Lizardo at 11/19/09 1:26 PM
@Grey_Area: I tried that once, but there was an electrical fire and even after we put it out, I couldn't make baked beans anymore.
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@Grey_Area:
I'm certain there's a terribly clever 'Tweedlebeetle Battle' riff in there somewhere, but I'm busy clogging my arteries. Five Guys Bacon Cheesburgers are gonna kill me one day... Reply
I'm certain there's a terribly clever 'Tweedlebeetle Battle' riff in there somewhere, but I'm busy clogging my arteries. Five Guys Bacon Cheesburgers are gonna kill me one day... Reply
@CoyoteBrown: gonna need a raincoat of i start crying BoarCroc tears, it's gonna be like water-balloons from the 3rd floor ;)
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