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Just in case anyone's interested, She-Ra eventually married Skeletor, who after much counseling overcame the shame and humiliation he endured as a child for having no face. He is now the manager of the Bed, Bath & Beyond at Eternia Mall.
And He-Man actually became a bit of a dick. After King Randor past away, Adam ascended to the throne and passed quite a few tithes on the citizens of Eternia in order to build a new Castle Grayskull with modern plumbing and heating. He is divorced from Teela and shares custody of their two children.
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