DeepFriar commented on Rumor Dealzmodo: $299 Xbox 360 with $25 Gift Card

"Judging by the crumpled circulars, I'm guessing Black Thursday must be coming soon?"

DeepFriar commented on A Beer-Shooting Minigun Can't Possibly Be a Bad Idea

"*imagines playing extended Miles Davis-influenced solo on beer trumpet*Jazz+Beer is a gateway drug"

DeepFriar commented on Introducing The Loneliest Boy In The World

"The fathead is one thing, but those "Office, Game Room, Den" banners are atrocious.Being 12 is no excuse for bad interior design decisions, Jimmy."

DeepFriar commented on Afternoon Blogdome: Dan LeBatard Keeps His Interns Smiling And Happy

"@Wyshynski: YOU!"

DeepFriar commented on Milton Bradley Is A Blogger Now? Awesome

"This can only end one way: Bradley feverishly punching his laptop as it "questions his intensity""

DeepFriar commented on A-Rod's Marital Woes Won't Stop Capitalism

"And I thought I had problems calculating a lunch tip.Look at the consternation on that doofus!/fuck the yankees, cock!"

DeepFriar commented on Morning Blogdome: Hiroki Kuroda Gets Rattled By The Rush

"I like your style, Mr."

DeepFriar commented on Rafael Nadal's Girlfriend Is Rather Pleasant Looking

"In my case against Tennis players being toughExhibit A: Hugging Unless you've just lost a family member, or tripping on something - man up, dude."

DeepFriar commented on A Robot Spartacus, Crucified In A Bleak Future

"And now, another of my "Dear Hollywood" postsDear Hollywood,Comics are great."

DeepFriar commented on We have a new World Chess

"NERRRRRDS!"

DeepFriar commented on LenDale White Hates Tecmo Bowl, America

"@pr0FF'3ss0r_j'3rkwh3at: +1 for Oregon Trail references, always/DeepFriar has dysentery"

DeepFriar commented on Comment Ombudsman: Become a Deadspin Commenter and Face Immediate Execution

"Living in fear of a writer who uses terms like "bon mots", and in italics no less.Truly, the trrrrists have won."

DeepFriar commented on Meet Your New Editor(s)

"I formally offer to live blog the Clay/Shanoff fist fight Sept."

DeepFriar commented on Anheuser-Busch Rejects Foreign Takeover Bid

"Phew!"

DeepFriar commented on Media Approval Ratings: Braylon Edwards

"Showed up four hours late to his Bonnaroo performanceDISAPROVE!"

DeepFriar commented on Some Notable Absences at Comic-Con

"@braak: life sized War Machine suit?(red and gold ain't my color)"

DeepFriar commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger

"And another thing - I don't show up to your house and smack the dick out of your mouth."

DeepFriar commented on Our Conversation With Buzz Bissinger

""...are stupid, sexually sophomoric and basically indulge in an unfunny game of who-can-top-this to be the most profane and inane..."If he knows a better way to bring the funny, more power to him."