@ccchild: When I was growing up and my Mom was going to night school, Dad would make waffles for supper on the nights she had class. Not frozen waffles, though, he made them from scratch. It wasn't always waffles, though. Sometimes we'd have ham and eggs.

]]> @InfiniTrent: Actual loss is worse than potential loss.

]]> @Scuba Steve: Nah.... John Conner would just go back in time and prevent Bruce Wayne's parents' murder, thus, no Batman.

]]> @TriShield: The Camaro has a six speed manual transmission. End of story.

]]> I stole the legs off the periodic table.

]]> That's just the best buy date, they'll be good till at least August 45th.

]]> There were robo-sequels after Robocop 2?

]]> @Ein2015: It happened twice, although the poster doesn't specify if it was with the same barista each time.

]]> If this is anything like my first time, Mary's going to end up covered in webs, and Spidey's going to be weeping softly and apologizing.

]]> I was supposed to stop eating tomatoes? I figured they recalled all the dangerous ones a few days after the scare.

]]> Is it Cold Activated day again?

]]> Alien invasion is still popular in video games, and Hollywood loves turning video games to movies, so it's only a matter of time before we get alien invasion movies. If they ever make the Halo movie, it'll begin.

]]> @mrhanky251: Yes.

]]> @ARP: So your position is the creators of batman named the city after a nickname of New York, but based it on Chicago? Not entirely unreasonable, I suppose, but all the things that are Chicagoian about Gotham (crime, architectural style, corruption) were present in New York in the 20s and 30s.

]]> @snoop-blog: Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

]]> Also, Gotham has been a nickname for New York City since 1807, so any claims that Gotham is Chicago are spurious.
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]]> I always thought Gotham was the dark side of New York, and Metropolis was the light side.

]]> So, I guess my design of a automobile that runs on A1 should be scrapped.

]]> Christan Slater and the Camaro? The 80s really are back.

]]> I'm gonna try out that Starbucks coupon. My beverage of choice is a vodka tonic.

]]> @snoop-blog: Yes, yes you can.
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]]> Hmmmm, I'm living way below my means according to this yardstick. One of the benefits of life in Vermont. Maybe it is time to buy a house.

]]> With no pause button? I don't know if I can play any game for 15-20 hours in a row.

]]> They could use some George Bailey.

]]> They should really be concerned about the terrorist fist bumps.

]]> It looks like the 43.5% interest rate somehow includes the 150 pound annual fee. I'm not sure how the math works here.

]]> Should we toss some virgins into the volcanoes, just to make sure?

]]> No pause button? How am I gonna pee?

]]> @JennaW, Internet Tough Girl: Be sure to check out "Amy's Diary" on that site.

]]> A bunch of Dell catalogs.

]]> Good for him.

]]> This is the first time I've found myself agreeing with him.

]]> NOTHING MUST BE DONE!

]]> Sci Fi Comedies are trickier than regular comedies. Did Pluto Nash make any money? That would be a sci-fi comedy staring Eddie Murphy.

]]> I can't process the line "It is not my problem if you did not plan to pay your bills on time" Clearly the OP did plan on paying his bills on time, that's why he attempted to get hte money before his rent was due.

]]> When the guy ordered Espresso over ice, why didn't the barista just offer him an iced Americano instead, since it's the basically same thing?

]]> @Cupajo: If a restaurant doesn't offer unsweetened iced tea, I'll sometimes order a cup of tea, a glass of ice and a lemon wedge so I can make my own. If I do, I always leave an extra tip, though.

]]> @meirelle: This isn't one of the sci-fi books Scientology is based on. They just have the same author.

]]> shut up shut shut up.....I hate you I hate you I hate you....
I mean please don't tell me how not good this movie is until after I've seen it. I want a chance to decide for myself.

]]> On the plus side, it can hold hands with another robot, thus rediscovering love

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