<![CDATA[Comments from Miranda Kali]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Miranda Kali]]> http://io9.com/people/MirandaKali http://io9.com/people/MirandaKali Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @jbq:
Ahhh. You have much to learn. You can't just become a hot redhead. It takes years of training, practice, and a whoooole lot of dye. (Queen Bodicea, Grace O'Mally, and Jessica Rabbit are, but a few, good role models)

@Charlie Jane Anders: Immaculate Sisterhood of the Sacred Leaf?

...As for the car, well, it looks like a standard Bat-type car. All though I think I see a hint of the new Rolls-Royce Phantom as influence.

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5637923 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5637923 Sun, 11 May 2008 07:02:05 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @jbq:
Work for one? Are you kidding me?
Hell, I'm a high school drop out. I really don't write that well...Oh, I'm sorry..See? Ahem. I don't write that good.
Class chant..
Sex, booze, arson and theft,
We're the class what got up 'n left.

...I'm fairly certain I was given one due to some obscure happenstance in paperwork processing.

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5627546 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5627546 Fri, 09 May 2008 15:58:25 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Whose Crotch Weapon is the Biggest, Hardest, and Strongest? Tom Savini as "Sex Machine" in From Dusk Till Dawn.
Wasn't the biggest, or the most powerful, but it beats out EVERYTHING for style. Hell, the Savini cameo alone is one of the best in B horror flicks.

]]> http://io9.com/388311/whose-crotch-weapon-is-the-biggest-hardest-and-strongest#c5626402 http://io9.com/388311/whose-crotch-weapon-is-the-biggest-hardest-and-strongest#c5626402 Fri, 09 May 2008 14:49:37 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @moff:
Admittedly, not very. I myself, am not as in shape as I used to be. ...Able to handle two hours of steady cardio should do.
...But mental fitness is as important as physical. It's such a turn off when people spaz after I get out the marmalade and battery cables.

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624816 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624816 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:41:16 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @dOk:
True, but the nun they sent me is eighty-seven! ...and she can't even give a decent pedicure!

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624436 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624436 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:27:34 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @Garrison Dean, King Awesome:
Women, men, robots...it's all good so long as they're good looking, in shape, and like pain.

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624088 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5624088 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:17:36 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @moff:
That comes with a star!? Hey! I've been scammed!
(just got that lousy Belgian nun that serves Pepe Lopez tequila in the plastic party bottle..)

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5623805 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5623805 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:09:48 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Soak Your Head With The Greatest Cocktails From Science Fiction @braak:
Simple, potent, and a multitasker. Yup. Sounds right to me.

]]> http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5623649 http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5623649 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:04:40 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At New Batmobile @DocGratis:
Really Doc, I wish I could give you my star. Truth be told, I think they're a little pretentious...

Now Moff's idea about changing "followers" to "minions". THAT, I like.
(or how about a black dot..Can I have a black dot next to my name? ...Oh! Or an "F"! I'm used to seeing those..)

]]> http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5623059 http://io9.com/389099/first-look-at-new-batmobile#c5623059 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:46:02 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Soak Your Head With The Greatest Cocktails From Science Fiction @Gyrus:
I sometimes do a G&T (Schwepps) w/ lime, but mostly just do classic Martinis, dry w/ some interesting variety of gourmet olive.
I'm a purist about very few things, but when I am, my snooty goes to eleven.

]]> http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5622686 http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5622686 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:33:09 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Bring Back the Old Starbuck Please @Annalee Newitz:
Holy cats. Starbuck is turning into River Tam....that's gotta be it.

]]> http://io9.com/389067/bring-back-the-old-starbuck-please#c5622081 http://io9.com/389067/bring-back-the-old-starbuck-please#c5622081 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:14:19 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Soak Your Head With The Greatest Cocktails From Science Fiction Great. I WAS just going to pick up a nice Roja on the way home, but now I hear a bottle of Bombay Sapphire calling me. ...and of course I'll have to get the fixins and accouterments. ....always with the accouterments.

]]> http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5621597 http://io9.com/388323/soak-your-head-with-the-greatest-cocktails-from-science-fiction#c5621597 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:58:21 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Speed Racer is Rewardingly Weird, State-of-the-Art CGI Slapstick @allyzay:
Holy macaroni! I never thought I'd see those words put together like that!
...precious...Vince....Vaughn..
Wow. I didn't think it could be done.

]]> http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5620899 http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5620899 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:36:19 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Bring Back the Old Starbuck Please "Yea!" for asskickery. Yes, I'd like to see her get back to being a badass.
...And Baltar needs to get his act together, too. I liked him when he was just smarmy and cowardly. Not so much into the whole religious, smarmy and cowardly thing he's doing now.

]]> http://io9.com/389067/bring-back-the-old-starbuck-please#c5620092 http://io9.com/389067/bring-back-the-old-starbuck-please#c5620092 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:10:21 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Nanotech Precisely Measures Spiciness So Your Tongue Doesn't Have To @DocGratis:
Oh but you do, Doc, you do. You just know that it's most important to wear it in your heart, not on your banner. :D

]]> http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5619874 http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5619874 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:03:54 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Original Speed Racer @Jeff-Minor:
Here I thought it was more Donica Patrick doing Drag King.
(wow...I'm surprisingly turned on by that idea)

]]> http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5619410 http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5619410 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:50:10 PDT Miranda Kali commented on io9 Talks to Jason McNamara About Martian Outlaws and Pop Culture Gods @braak:
If the boobs get outta control they can always include the Wonder Dustjacket by Victoria's Secret.

I can say, I'm sold..even without the dustjacket.

]]> http://io9.com/388786/io9-talks-to-jason-mcnamara-about-martian-outlaws-and-pop-culture-gods#c5619293 http://io9.com/388786/io9-talks-to-jason-mcnamara-about-martian-outlaws-and-pop-culture-gods#c5619293 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:46:51 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Original Speed Racer @SavannahJack:
Oh yes. Dick Dyszel was an icon through out my youth. First as Captain 20, then as Count Gore Vidal when I started watching campy horror movies late into the night.
...Come to think of it, if not for him, I may not be the io9, reading woman I am today...
Damn him. ;)

]]> http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5618355 http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5618355 Fri, 09 May 2008 10:15:23 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Original Speed Racer @Barum:
Yup, same here..Along with Marine Boy and Ultraman. (ah...good old UHF 20)
...Of course this wasn't 37 years ago, it was more like...uhm. Well, it was recent. Definitely recent. Recent enough that it put me at around twenty-something.
(yes, indeedy)

]]> http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5617717 http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5617717 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:51:13 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Original Speed Racer @B:
It was the only way to get viewers to accept Spritle. ...Give him an even more annoying sidekick.

]]> http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5617223 http://io9.com/387996/the-original-speed-racer#c5617223 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:35:19 PDT Miranda Kali commented on A Buck Rogers Movie, Sin City Style @dangrgirl:
Have you seen Sin City?
The question isn't whether she'll be a strong character or not...It's whether she'll be a strong character with clothes or not.

]]> http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5616979 http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5616979 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:27:22 PDT Miranda Kali commented on AT&T Changes its Mind Again, No Hotspot Access for iPhone Users Well now, that's rude! Don't they even stop to consider...
Ohhh. I get it now! AT&T..It's a PHONE company..
Yes, now it makes perfect sense.

]]> http://gizmodo.com/388988/att-changes-its-mind-again-no-hotspot-access-for-iphone-users#c5616392 http://gizmodo.com/388988/att-changes-its-mind-again-no-hotspot-access-for-iphone-users#c5616392 Fri, 09 May 2008 09:08:28 PDT Miranda Kali commented on A Buck Rogers Movie, Sin City Style (..just to get it out of the way)

THIS IS NEW CHICAGO!!

]]> http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5616143 http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5616143 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:58:39 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Finally, A Video Game Movie For Smart People Hey! I'm rather fond of the Resident Evil movies (...and I never even played the game.)
Well....hookay. Maybe I'm just fond of Milla...

]]> http://io9.com/388816/finally-a-video-game-movie-for-smart-people#c5616096 http://io9.com/388816/finally-a-video-game-movie-for-smart-people#c5616096 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:56:57 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Speed Racer is Rewardingly Weird, State-of-the-Art CGI Slapstick @moff:
Normally, I can deal with the complete lack of realism in my cartoons about supernatural beings with amazing powers, who fight for some god-knows-why reason.
BUT, MY GOD, MAN! THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH HAIR-JELL IN THE WORLD!!
I mean, come on..even with omnipotent powers...hair just shouldn't do that!

]]> http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5615958 http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5615958 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:53:23 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Nanotech Precisely Measures Spiciness So Your Tongue Doesn't Have To @Git Em SteveDave:
If you didn't have a star all ready, I'd give you mine.
Hell, for that, you can still have it.

]]> http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5615705 http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5615705 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:46:09 PDT Miranda Kali commented on A Buck Rogers Movie, Sin City Style Disco-noir, murder on the dance floor in space?
Uhg. So many questions..Who will voice Twiki. Billy West or Bruce Willis?
Ouch. This really hurts my head.

]]> http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5615367 http://io9.com/388800/a-buck-rogers-movie-sin-city-style#c5615367 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:34:16 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Nanotech Precisely Measures Spiciness So Your Tongue Doesn't Have To I think what we need here is a cook-off, nice 'ole fashioned John Henry style. Get that there, fancied-up machine to see if it can whip up a batch of Teralingua Red as good as a human.
I'd throw down m'own family recipe fer consideration, but I don't know where I can find Chupacabra meat out of season.
...Hmmm maybe Trader Joes.

]]> http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5614959 http://io9.com/388790/nanotech-precisely-measures-spiciness-so-your-tongue-doesnt-have-to#c5614959 Fri, 09 May 2008 08:21:03 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Greatest Space Strategists In Military History @phoenix:
Ahem. Did not Adama do the exact same thing? What? So he didn't quite protect ALL the civilians..Jeez. Your son destroys one lousy cruise ship full of innocent people, and suddenly you're bottom of the totem pole..

]]> http://io9.com/377131/the-greatest-space-strategists-in-military-history#c5614011 http://io9.com/377131/the-greatest-space-strategists-in-military-history#c5614011 Fri, 09 May 2008 07:41:50 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Speed Racer is Rewardingly Weird, State-of-the-Art CGI Slapstick @Miranda Kali:
...all though admittedly, we also have Poke'mon and Dragon Ball Z to blame S.R. for...
Win some, lose some...

]]> http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5613786 http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5613786 Fri, 09 May 2008 07:33:34 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Speed Racer is Rewardingly Weird, State-of-the-Art CGI Slapstick @codydog:
The death of real animation? Are you crazy?
The style may have been a bit rough, and yes, they cut a lot of corners. I can understand that it may not be to everyones liking, but to say the it was "the death of real animation"...If anything, the original Speed Racer ushered in a whole new art form. Along with Astro Boy and Kimba, anime was born. Staples like Akira, Ghost in the Shell, and Aeon Flux all find their roots in Speed.

]]> http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5613726 http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5613726 Fri, 09 May 2008 07:31:01 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Worst Lobster Attack Sequence Ever @DocGratis:
Was the "sewer lobster" scene from the animated Tick at least nominated?

"Mmm yeah. Down here I'm the apotheosis of cool." - Sewer Urchin

]]> http://io9.com/388762/worst-lobster-attack-sequence-ever#c5612597 http://io9.com/388762/worst-lobster-attack-sequence-ever#c5612597 Fri, 09 May 2008 06:26:28 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Speed Racer is Rewardingly Weird, State-of-the-Art CGI Slapstick @Jeff-Minor:
Most of the reviews I've read simply refer to them as "the Wachowskis".
I could be wrong on this, but from what I understand, Larry has made no move to publicly confirm or deny anything.
If Larry wants people to know that a new name and pronoun are in order, that's Larry's business.
It is, by all means, important to respect someones gender, but it's equally important to respect their privacy.
I think people are just going with what's been historically accurate, until we hear different from the W's.

]]> http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5612263 http://io9.com/388755/speed-racer-is-rewardingly-weird-state+of+the+art-cgi-slapstick#c5612263 Fri, 09 May 2008 05:59:04 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Greatest Space Strategists In Military History I've gotta give Adama a little more credit, here.
The bit where he puts the Galactica into free fall above New Caprica and then jumps away at the last second...
Blew my frakking mind.
I think that moment alone is on of the ten best battle scenes in sci-fi television.

]]> http://io9.com/377131/the-greatest-space-strategists-in-military-history#c5612086 http://io9.com/377131/the-greatest-space-strategists-in-military-history#c5612086 Fri, 09 May 2008 05:35:51 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Worst Lobster Attack Sequence Ever I seem to recall a SNL where giant, mutant lobsters laid siege to the studio, killing stage hands as well as beloved members of the Not Ready for Primetime Players.
All to avenge the untimely demise of Larry the Lobster at the hands of a bemused Dan Ackroyd.

]]> http://io9.com/388762/worst-lobster-attack-sequence-ever#c5611940 http://io9.com/388762/worst-lobster-attack-sequence-ever#c5611940 Fri, 09 May 2008 05:16:34 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Nine Reasons Why I Hate E.T. @CD3s-of-the-future:
Actually the SNL she hosted shortly after the E.T. came out was hilarious. As I recall, she beat the tar out of the xeno-peni with a baseball bat. It was also apparently the episode where she was given tons of beer to drink behind the scenes.
Hmmm. Come to think of it, I suppose it shouldn't be all that hilarious.

]]> http://io9.com/388312/nine-reasons-why-i-hate-et#c5602510 http://io9.com/388312/nine-reasons-why-i-hate-et#c5602510 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:56:00 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Red Hot Cate Blanchett In New Indiana Jones Pics @diverguy:
Nope. Not just you.
Damn. I hope I look that good when I'm that old.

]]> http://io9.com/388367/red-hot-cate-blanchett-in-new-indiana-jones-pics#c5601970 http://io9.com/388367/red-hot-cate-blanchett-in-new-indiana-jones-pics#c5601970 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:39:11 PDT Miranda Kali commented on Red Hot Cate Blanchett In New Indiana Jones Pics @Priam:
You have a hard time imagining Shia Lebouf as a delusional recluse?
..Sure works for me.

]]> http://io9.com/388367/red-hot-cate-blanchett-in-new-indiana-jones-pics#c5600640 http://io9.com/388367/red-hot-cate-blanchett-in-new-indiana-jones-pics#c5600640 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:59:40 PDT Miranda Kali commented on The Bollywood Version Of Spider-Man Is Better, Because He Can Fly WTF?! Is this a rehash of the "What If?" where he got the power cosmic?

]]> http://io9.com/388661/the-bollywood-version-of-spider+man-is-better-because-he-can-fly#c5600216 http://io9.com/388661/the-bollywood-version-of-spider+man-is-better-because-he-can-fly#c5600216 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:46:12 PDT Miranda Kali commented on First Look At Christopher Eccleston In G.I. Joe @froggy:
What will it be? Nerf Phasers at twenty paces? Lightsabers? ...Or shall we all just throw on the Hulk Fists for a all out battle royale.

]]> http://io9.com/388639/first-look-at-christopher-eccleston-in-gi-joe#c5600013 http://io9.com/388639/first-look-at-christopher-eccleston-in-gi-joe#c5600013 Thu, 08 May 2008 12:39:27 PDT