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"Badger-saw? Best."

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"Looks a bit harder than mustering (what Aussies call herding) real sheep."

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"...you people are disgusting."

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"I hate being a Sonic fan."

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"@SleeplessNights: Nerd reporting! Black Canary has the superpower to project a super-loud sound wave from her mouth that can smash stuff up (please don't go into that), but she's also a martial artist and boxer, so she has a pretty good excuse to be fit."

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"At least it's a sign that politicians have realised that the game biz has a future, and idiot parents don't, and they know who to suck up to now."

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"@TheLAG: Oh don't get started on that! @liquidnumb: If you were looking for something harder, why not turn up the difficulty?"

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"@Marlor: Trust me, as soon as he's outta here, the R rating is in. I'm working on it."

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"@bgordon: ...wait, what?"

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"@Salen: I dunno, in the anime I saw plenty of scorpion and raptor Zoids that were often used as cannon fodder. I hope they get creative anyway."

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"And the casuals don't even buy this shit, at least not much."

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"I can't wait for someone to make a movie about this guy."

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"Oh, and Hollywood seems to honestly think that people actually want to see Shia LeBouf in movies..."

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"I didn't mind the new themes of Crystal Skull- Indy is basically a movie adaptation of old-school pulp comics, which led into science fiction in the first place."

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"@delicateflowernot: Xenu is basically the Satan of Scientology."

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"We've all seen the episode of Drawn Together."

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"Let's face it, most kids are bored and stressed out at weddings, being surrounded by a crowd of people whom they mostly don't know and told to be quiet with little idea of what's going on."

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"Never seen worse fashion dissonance than the girl in my class wearing shorts smaller than my boxers, and a hoodie (hooded sweater)."