SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Liber Toit Connects Building Roofs via Wall Climbs, Tubes and Slides

"Your AIG corporate policy just doubled..."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Gadgets Blamed For Dozens of Deadly Lightning Strikes in Russia

"Putin's Revenge."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Sen. Larry Craig: Foreigners Shouldn't "Jerk Us Around By The Gas Nozzle"

"I wanted to paste this from a website: "Dear Honorable Senator (insert name), With all respect for American energy policy, How about we drill your anus' for oil, harness that hot air you so proudly belch out for wind power, tap that breath as methane, and any byproduct recycle for renewable fuel."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Video of the Moon Passing in Front of the Earth Taken From 31 Million Miles Away

"And then the moon hurled away from the earth, leaving Moonbase alpha the last bastion of humanity to travel the stars... Moon needs that "Vrroom" sound effect that Slimer makes in Ghostbusters. Or some p'shop edits to doctor the moon into..."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones

"Meh."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Laser Windshield System Keeps the Elderly Driving Longer For Some Reason

"I had this."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Best Superhero Penis Joke Ever

"I got a hammer for ya!"

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Would You Play A Halo MMO?

"No. I'm now classified under "casual gamer*". * I am employed, have a family to support and nurture, fiscal responsibilities and social commitments. I'm lucky if I get 3 hrs/wk online with my buddies..."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Graphene Confirmed as the World's Strongest Known Material

""The Ginsu 4000, now with Graphine-coated edges!"

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on How Sony's Cheapness Is Biting The PS3 In The Ass

"I don't think it's that bad."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Being Lazy Isn't Your Fault -- It's Genetic!

"What is wrong with laziness?"

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Seattle's Filthy, Prostitute-Ridden Automated Public Toilets Now Available on eBay

"@92BuickLeSabre: Ex-Gov McGreevy would love these on the Turnpike!"

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Killzone 2 Online Multiplayer: 'Fast Action! Lots of Explosions!'

"I wonder if they had no panties on..."

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Antique Pocket Watch Hides Tiny Pistol

"I always recall the watch the Russian Ambassador had in Dr Strangelove (pardon the long video just to get to the brief scene) "

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Where Is My Hypospray?

"If sex is a drug, lick my love pump?"

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Apple Now #3 U.S. Computer Maker, Behind Only Dell and HP

"Even more "3" goodness! "

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Apple Now #3 U.S. Computer Maker, Behind Only Dell and HP

"@strider_mt2k: I see what you did and raise you...three. "

SigmundTheSeaMonster commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out

"Start parking these on the top of the MetLife building (formerly known as Pan AM) and reminisce about the old days of decapitation and debris falling on the crowd below...)"