<![CDATA[Comments from Dead Air ummm Dead Air]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/io9.com.png <![CDATA[Comments from Dead Air ummm Dead Air]]> http://io9.com/people/adamrjones24 http://io9.com/people/adamrjones24 Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Lost: Move It or Lose It I've watched enough Twin Peaks to know that Jacob's Cabin is just a second rate Red Room.

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http://io9.com/389081/lost--move-it-or-lose-it#c5625109 http://io9.com/389081/lost--move-it-or-lose-it#c5625109 Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:05 PDT
Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Media Approval Ratings: Tony Reali He went to both Christian Brothers Academy in Lincroft NJ AND Fordham. Rivals of both my high school and college.

Call me a petty douche, but disapprove.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Madonna To French Kiss Her Backup Dancers All Over The World @lajaponais: @Maura Johnston: Girls Girls! Calm down.

You're BOTH pretty!

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Madonna To French Kiss Her Backup Dancers All Over The World

The 42 second mark is when the relevance kicks in, but it's all gold.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Wanted Writers: "We Wanted To Keep It Real" @BadThingUS: I take it you've never seen Dogma

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on A Commenter Call To Action: Let's All Try Out For That Show Where You Have To Write A Jingle @MTS: I live in NJ, but could come up to the city one day to hash something out.

However, if anyone lives in NJ...like..around Asbury Park that would be more than ideal. I play guitar and bass and can moderatly carry a tune with my voice.

Just email me:

adamrjones24 (at) gmail

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Annoying Superhuman Lawyer-To-Be Makes Life More Difficult For The Rest Of Us He's from Long Island. Thus..

FAIL

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Guys Want Her, Girls Want Her, Blender Has Her, Can Keep Her There's not one word or image on that cover that would entice me to buy that.

Is interviewing Lil Wayne about current affairs really on anyone's radar?

Didn't Chuck Klosterman write about the Hispanic Emo fad years ago? I mean, sure it's sort of current events, but still.

198 downloads? Something tells somoene at Blender is a big X-Men fan...

I'm moderatly aware of who Tila Tequila is (myspace and MTV show, right), but geez, that girl has a giant head.

And of course, every men's mag reader wants to read about The Jonas Brothers. So ironic, Blender. Way too cool and clever for me...

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Roger Clemens Is Sorry For Everything, Some Things, And Nothing Don't ever change, Raj.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Decypher DC's White Board Of Doom @BloggyMcBlogBlog: I want anything with Bruce as the lead.

Wonder Dog would seem to involve Circe somehow...

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Pitchfork Writer Too Embarrassed To Say "Cobra Starship Spin-Off" I saw their video on New York Noise this weekend, and my first reaction was "These guys are posers." The Cobra Starship connection doesn't help things.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Lost: Just Who Is This Aaron Kid Anyway? Maybe I'm just naive, but I think the Yanks/Sox stuff is more of an intentional coincidence. Maybe Abrams or Cuse are hardcore fans, so they made the numbers Yankee stuff, and now are just milking it to divert attention from the big reveals. Thus making them more impactful.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Lex Luthor Leaves Smallville, Makes Way For Two New Villains @Priam: I got a hunch Smallville is a little below The Rock's career right now, oddly enough.

All of the previous wrestler guest spots were sort of synergy when Smackdown was on the CW. Now that Smackdown is leaving the network next season I'd imagine they'd get some Vin Disel rip off to play Doomsday.

Unless you're being sarcastic and I totally missed the point...

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Lex Luthor Leaves Smallville, Makes Way For Two New Villains @moff: He'll just be a body builder with tats. Bet on it.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Pete Wentz: A Lover <i>And</i> A Fighter @Rory B. Bellows: I don't care if this post is way outdated.

I thought that was brilliant.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Whole Foods Rushing Into The Void Left By Starbucks He looks like Charlie from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Pete Wentz: A Lover <i>And</i> A Fighter After this little interview, Wentz's endoresment of Obama might do more damage then Rev. Wright's association with Obama.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Cobra Starship Provokes Emo Sensibility With Wrestling Fandom @Maura Johnston: Ditto.

Although The Rock in Newark is pretty nice.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Cobra Starship Provokes Emo Sensibility With Wrestling Fandom Something about them attending Raw at the Izod Center in East Rutherford makes them even lamer. Can't explain why.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Female Athletes Play Fair And Keep Things In Perspective. How I Loathe Them @Dead Air ummm Dead Air: Idiot can't spell or use grammer correctly. "Their"

Also don't know how to do that cool cross line thingy or italics.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Female Athletes Play Fair And Keep Things In Perspective. How I Loathe Them They're strong fundamentals make up for their inablity to dunk...er...round bases?

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on But Where Are Rich Garces' Tits? /threadjack

Sean Avery had a heart attack last night.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Cloverfield 2 May Have Some Familiar Faces Cloverfield 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on erockster: Horrible Name, Not Entirely Horrible Playlist Sorry Hawk, you're redundant.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on California Court Puts A Crimp In Weiland's Busy Schedule 18 monthes alcohol awareness? Scott's mighty aware of it already.

Hi-o!

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Australian MTV Awards Make Me Feel Better About America "duo made up of identical twins who are sort of a less interesting version of t.A.T.u."

I take it they aren't nihelists. Beautiful, beautiful nihelists.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Super Sons Bridge The Super Generation Gap Byrne essentially redid this concept with (and the GeNext one) with "Generations" a few years back.

It was alright.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on You'll Never Believe What Happened Yesterday (Actually, You Probably Will) @VTBen: *blam blam blam*

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on And Now . . . The Children Of The Children Of The Atom @braak: A goddamn Wolverine/Elektra kid is a goddamn dream for both 1980's goddamn Frank Miller, and 2004 self parody goddamn Frank Miller!

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on LiveNation Bans Tailgating At Jersey Rock Shows. Duuuude?!?!!?! Awesome! I can't wait to be driving on the Parkway with loads of people who get tanked before they leave their house!

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Super-Fast Evolution Means Capricans Would be Hideous, Not Hot. @joemono: As far as I can tell from medevial larpers, they were all obese.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day I bet 24bauer1 just loved to finally get a chance to say "gone nuclear" in a sentence.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on T.O. Goes After The Dirty.com Seems reasonable enough.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Riskay Finally Makes Video, Fails To Smell Yo Dick Why does Raven Simone want to smell some dick?

Also, if this were deadspin..."Martin Lawerence really let himself go...."

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on How Did This Guitar Only Sell For $255? @tigerpop: I just imagine this thing writhing in pain saying "Kill me...I should not be..."

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on Stone Temple Pilots' Big Banging Reunion Plans Seem Just A Bit Premature Eight Caged Tigers?

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day Yea...because Washington DC is one helluva a hockey town, shit dick.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on GTA: Remembrances of Cars Jacked I remember GTA III came out my senior year in high school. I rushed to the store right after school and played it most of the night. The next day I was driving to school and saw a cop in the left lane and honestly thought "Should I ram him?" I then realized that I was not, in fact, in a video game and should not do that.

That was the first and only time I forgot what reality I'm in and probably the closest I ever came to madness.

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on The Real Reason Iron Man Will Crush The Hulk At The Box Office Oh, I think the real reason has to do with literal interpretations of old metal songs...

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Dead Air ummm Dead Air commented on ESPN's Featured Comment Of The Day "No O&A fan should go into the 9 O'Clock hour feeling like they have a walkover"

-Yimmy

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