Comments from ceejeemcbeegee

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Can Prayer Lower Gas Prices? These People Think So

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:34:37 PDT

@TWinter: Amen. I cannot stand Christians who are too busy hurl the Bible at others to bother reading it for themselves.

"Faith without works is dead." In other words, pray... and then get off your ass and DO something!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on How To Avoid Being Victimized On Vacation

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 11:21:46 PDT

Any Caribbean Island - Braids and beads (or, The Monica in Barbados). I'm sorry my 'nilla cousins, but getting your hair braided into cornrows or with loud-ass beads on the ends is a complete waste of your money as the braids will come loose with your first hair washing. And at $5-$10 per braid, you can get taken for $50-$100 per head.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Man Bitten By Rattlesnake At Wal-Mart

Sun, 06 Jul 2008 21:49:29 PDT

@dewrock: No, the fact the story is on here illustrates that there was an incident at Wal-Mart of which consumers need to be aware. It's informative and presents the facts of the incident. If you want to shake your finger at anyone shake it at the AP, the folks who originally published the story.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:54:35 PDT

@Bryony: I would PAY to hear JJ say "douchyness". It's like when Morgan Freeman said, "MotherFucka" in Wanted. Swoon!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Harlow Madden Has A "Big, Pasty Head"; Britney's "Ass Is Growing A Beard"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 16:00:44 PDT

Re: DS I can't even dignify that ignorance with a response.

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:46:39 PDT

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ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:34:35 PDT

@hushnowcharlotte:

::clicks downward arrow next to hushnowwharlotte's name::

...aaaannnnd, now we're JezzieFriends.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:31:05 PDT

I made the mistake of forwarding this CEFAD to some male friends of mine, and surprisingly, they all took the guys side.

Uh-oh! I think my boys are douches!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Beatrice Biira, the "Beatrice"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 15:24:37 PDT

But killing animals is wrong! Even if it's to feed and support a starving family. ;-)

I'm KID ding, of course (get it? Goat... kid... heh!)

I give to HI every year, and I'm glad to hear of someone benefiting from the organization.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Janet & Jermaine Get Their (Colorful) Kicks

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:54:36 PDT

I fear for her health. Seriously. Fluctuating up and down and down and up is not good for your heart.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:50:13 PDT

@KittenFluff: O. M. G. Bribe her, cajole her, do whatever it takes but I have to read that email!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:48:26 PDT

@lizzie0709: Clever, girl.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:09:53 PDT

Now, I could be writing to tell you that your feature is tasteless,
promotes sexism, and secures its readership by offering slanderous and sensationalized accounts of events not only to which your staff writers are not party, but of which they (or you) do not undertake to make yourselves fully informed before offering your shamelessly inflammatory editorializations.

But! that is not why I am writing at all!

Passive-aggressive much?

ceejeemcbeegee commented on "I Could Be Writing To Tell You Your Feature Is Tasteless, Promotes Sexism, And Secures Its Readership By Offering Slanderous And Sensationalized Accounts…"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 13:07:40 PDT

Dear Chris,

Your email sucks.

How is that for purposes of parody, comment, or criticism on the artistic merits of the original work?

Best,
Me

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Dear Anna: I'm Outsourcing Your Job To Vogue India. 8 Pictures That Explain Why…

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:39:22 PDT

Who do I have to kill to get that blue dress?

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Brides, Botox & Yogurt: Sarah Haskins Targets Those Who Target Women

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:24:02 PDT

I hate that show Army Wives, mainly because one of them is NOT an Army Wife, but an actual member of the Army who happens to be married.

::rolls eyes::

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Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:01:44 PDT

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Colombian Ex-Presidential Candidate Ingrid Betancourt Rescued From Revolutionaries

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:49:01 PDT

No shots fired? Definitely NOT CIA.

I can't help but think how perfectly timed this is, hostages and POWs being rescued just as POW-turned-Presidential Candidate McCain's numbers start to dip.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Which Secret Scifi Spy Group Could Actually Stop Terrorism?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:58:34 PDT

The Invisibles. If you don't know, you betta ask somebody.

[en.wikipedia.org]

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Will Bruce Wayne Visit Smallville?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:55:45 PDT

I haven't watched Smallville since they killed Jonathan Kent.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Would Robin Ruin The Christopher Nolan Bat-Movies?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:52:47 PDT

I'd rather see Dick Grayson/Nightwing and Tim Drake/Robin than Dick Grayson/Robin UNLESS we've got the Long Halloween thing going.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on T.R. & Mark: Tickle Me Homo

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:31:22 PDT

@BAngieB: Does it really need explanation? Why don't you tell me why it shouldn't bother me, and I'll tell you why you're wrong.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Cosmo's August 'Conversation Starter' Might Start Some Pretty Strange Conversations!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:26:45 PDT

@BadenBaden: Yes, that Tom Brady & Co. raped every other team in the NFL all the way to the Superbowl. But the Pats got some county justice, courtesy of the Giants.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on T.R. & Mark: Tickle Me Homo

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:20:12 PDT

I have to wonder: if this appeared on Perez Hilton, Dlisted, or WWTDD, would it be just as funny and just as not offensive?

Note to editors: I don't care how many Black people you poll, don't use the word N****r in a Snap Judgment.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on T.R. & Mark: Tickle Me Homo

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:52:54 PDT

And another Snap Judgment takes an interesting turn...

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Hancock Will Rule The Weekend, Critics Be Damned

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:55:57 PDT

Sigh. Another victim of studio tampering.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Kelly Ripa Distracts Mark Consuelos From The Food At Hand

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:33:24 PDT

@ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: I sing that song whenever I use my Tide stick.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Kelly Ripa Distracts Mark Consuelos From The Food At Hand

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:32:43 PDT

She works so much and he, erm, doesn't, it's nice to see them together without the brood.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Help! JetBlue Let Me Get On The Wrong Plane!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:06:23 PDT

Because I'm not perfect like so many of you here, I've almost gotten on the wrong plane once. The gate was changed about 20 mins prior to boarding, and a flight leaving at the exact same time mine was scheduled to leave replaced mine at the gate. I was in the bathroom when the gate change was announced, so I couldn't hear the change. However, when I tried to board the wrong flight, I was stopped and directed to the right gate.

Sure, the onus is on her to make sure she's at the right gate. But allowing a passenger without a ticket to board? Totally Jet Blue's fault.

Now, she doesn't need additional compensation. That's just a bit greedy.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Is It About Time We Made A "Pregnancy Pact" Of Our Own?

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:39:54 PDT

@RainbowBrite: So you mean, Henry beheaded Anne for no reason?

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Brad Pitt Delivers Daughters, Doll To Delivery Room

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 09:29:37 PDT

Golly, what an intrusive picture!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on 7 Most Unhealthy Carnival Foods

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 22:34:32 PDT

No Fail Carnival Diet Plan:

1. Eat unhealthy carnival food.
2. Ride "Spin Out" (the one where the floor drops and you stick to the wall)
3. Throw up.

Shower, Rinse, Repeat.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Starbucks To Close 600 Stores, Cut Up To 12,000 Jobs

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:13:29 PDT

@bl8675309: I've got two right across the street from each other at 8817 and 8844 S. Sepulveda. I'm taking bets on which will close first: the one on the way TO the airport, or the one on the way FROM the airport?

[www.starbucks.com]

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Williams Sisters Closer To Wimbledon Finals • Ignored Woman Dies On ER Floor In Brooklyn Hospital

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:08:36 PDT

@dirtybee says bee yourself!: Good Samaritan Hospital (you know, the one where Bobby Kennedy died) in downtown LA put my dad out on the fucking curb with only a hospital gown and with the IV line still in his arm because of a computer error said his insurance ran out. I had to let the ghetto out all over that peace. And yeah, we're suing.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Williams Sisters Closer To Wimbledon Finals • Ignored Woman Dies On ER Floor In Brooklyn Hospital

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 17:44:55 PDT

@TinyMontgomery: The video is outrageous!

If memory serves, Kings County Hospital is pretty, er, grimy. And they take traumas in the order or urgency. If she wasn't shot or stabbed, she could be easily ignored.

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Reader Roundup

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:54:31 PDT

@hortense: "ambassador of British youth culture"??

BWAHAHAHHA! What, like she's got a seat at the UN?

ceejeemcbeegee commented on There's Hope For Today's Teens… Sorta

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:50:37 PDT

Y'all are funny: these kinds are telling you they are pretty happy and optimistic about life, and y'all insist they must be spoiled brats on E. Ha!

ceejeemcbeegee commented on Helen Mirren: Hell, Yeah.

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:45:51 PDT

This is how the Queen does it!