<![CDATA[Comments from extracrispy]]> <![CDATA[Comments from extracrispy]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Action Movie Sequels Nobody Asked For]]> @Illuminatus: I haven't read the books; I'd like to. But I thought I read somewhere that the movies are very loosely adapted... similar to Wanted, although probably not that loose! In fact, I believe the chalk of fate story in the Day Watch movie is actually taken from the Night Watch book. Strange.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Action Movie Sequels Nobody Asked For]]> @Illuminatus: I have a sneaking suspicion that the Loom of Fate was an idea he had for the Night Watch series... and just decided to throw it into his Wanted adaptation.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Action Movie Sequels Nobody Asked For]]> Wanted was good silly fun. I'd happily watch a sequel.

Sure, I'll go sit in the corner with Plague, but at this point whenever I see the name Woerner on one of these posts, I don't bother taking it very seriously.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The One Where They Hold Out For $10 Million Each]]> I would totally watch a two-hour movie about Gunther.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Big Red Saves Babies And Kitties In New Hellboy Clips]]> @The Blow Leprechaun: Yeh, Lucas never met a pixel he couldn't fill.

My favorite creature from Lord of the Rings is the Mouth of Sauron, which I believe is only in the Return of the King extended DVD. That fucker is bad-ass! I have no idea if he's CG or a costume.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The Truth About Microscopic Black Holes and the Utter Destruction of Earth]]> I am actually quite amused and entertained by the people who are afraid of the LHC. I usually just play along...

"OMG, I just read an article from a scientist who says it could open a small portal to another dimension... who knows what kind of demons could crawl out of that?"

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Big Red Saves Babies And Kitties In New Hellboy Clips]]> Does del Torro use CG to create his monsters? Cuz he has a way of making his creatures look so much more lifelike than the CG creatures in other movies (ahem, Star Wars prequels).

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Madonna's Rep Added To Prestigious List Of Lying Flacks]]> She also told us that the new Madonna album was going to be good.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on AMC Brings Prisoner Back To The Village]]> @diamened: Patrick McGoohan is dead?! Nah, just hanging out with Abe Vigoda.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on AMC Brings Prisoner Back To The Village]]> Jim Caviezel is a wingnut who made campaign donations to the rabidly anti-gay Rick Santorum. And Ian McKellen is the second biggest queen of England.

This oughtta be interesting.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Batman's Best Friend Reveals Villain Of Third Bat-Movie]]> @Miranda Kali: Sorry, didn't know he was going to be so big!

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Batman's Best Friend Reveals Villain Of Third Bat-Movie]]> Casting the Riddler should be a no-brainer...

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Mark Millar Teases Next Wanted?]]> They better get Timur Bekmambetov back. His out-of-control visuals sold it.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Batman Doesn't Just Walk Down A Corridor: 33 New Dark Knight Pics]]> @Charlie Jane Anders: He probably just went down to the Gotham City Home Depot and picked up some day workers from the parking lot.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Baby Faced Superman Reveals The Death Of Justice League Movie]]> @braak: Someone should start a support group for Brandon Routh, Tom Welling, and Dean Cain.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Baby Faced Superman Reveals The Death Of Justice League Movie]]> Does Brandon Routh get to appear in other movies? Or just Superman?

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Pride Parade]]> @Ed: For years now, I've prayed to the baby Jesus that they'd replace Dykes on Bikes with Queers on Mopeds. Just to shake things up.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on AP Stylebook No Longer "Mentally Retarded"]]> Does AP style still insist we capitalize the words Internet and Web site? That's always annoyed the crap outta me.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Wanted Strips White-Collar Rage Bare]]> James McAvoy's sweaty torso + Angelina Jolie firing a shotgun = the movie that finally brings gay and straight men together squealing in unison.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Major Discovery Could Lead to Wonder Woman's Invisible Plane]]> My favorite part about Wonder Woman's invisible plane was the giant red chair she sat in to pilot the plane... so if you looked up in the sky, you'd see a La-Z-Boy flying through the air.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Just How Racist Was Aunt Jemima?]]> These ads are totally racist. And shameful.

But I'm still trying that apple ring recipe. That looks good!

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Teeny Decepticon Makes Sam Witwicky Scream Like A Girl]]> I'm pretty sure that Frenzy was CGI in the Transformers movie. Maybe this is just one of those stand-in props they use so the actors have something to react to?

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The True Meaning of Starbuck's Bonfire]]> @darcymcgee: I think it's unfair to blame io9 for spoilers if you "scanned" the text.

But your point about the tags is spot-on. I hate those things! Why, oh why, are they invisible unless you mouse over the main tag? I've never seen a site do that... it doesn't make any sense at all.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on "America's Got Talent" Judge Feigns Amazement at Act He's Seen Before]]> The gays have been doing this routine at leather parties for at least a decade.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Kanye West Is Mad Enough To Break His MacBook Air On A Hippie's Head]]> @moff: I've heard that too. It's all Biz Markie's fault.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The True Meaning of Starbuck's Bonfire]]> @WellsJohnson: To be honest, the ONLY reason I didn't bring up earth is because you baited me. I WILL NOT BE YOUR MONKEY!

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Kanye West Is Mad Enough To Break His MacBook Air On A Hippie's Head]]> @Julio Allison: That is one of the best explanations I've ever read. It always saddens me when people don't get the difference between what talented producers like the Bomb Squad did and what Kanye West does.

I'd also say Paul's Boutique is on par with Fear of a Black Planet in terms of sampling/production... not so much the political message.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The True Meaning of Starbuck's Bonfire]]> @WellsJohnson: I didn't bring up the "Is it earth?" argument at all. So you're still hanging at 2, bud.

PS: Gods, aliens... what's the difference?

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Anderson Cooper Outed, Forgiven By Al Sharpton]]> @Itsjustcatnip: I don't know that I'd say he's the gay's equivalent of Al Sharpton, but if you haven't met David Benkof, you really should. He is delightfully cuh-razy.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on The True Meaning of Starbuck's Bonfire]]> I doubt it's Iblis. The basic premise of Battlestar Galactica is technology gone amok. Having Gods or alien creatures show up would be so contrary to everything this show is built upon.

Kara is a clone.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Did 1 Oak Try To Shrug Off Gay-Bashing Incident?]]> If a heterosexual is attacked because the attackers thought he/she was gay, or even was too sympathetic to a gay person, or defended a homosexual, it has the potential to be charged as a hate crime.

I believe that's called the Moby Clause.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Mutant Chronicles: Where Ron Perlman Is Mankind's Holy Savior]]> @Charlie Jane Anders: He was in the crazy Spike Jonze movie too. Oh, what the heck was it called?

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Mutant Chronicles: Where Ron Perlman Is Mankind's Holy Savior]]> This sounded really cool until I got to the part that said "Event Horizon writer Philip Eisner."

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Tim Gunn Will Still 'Make it Work' in LA]]> I think Tim Gunn living out of a "lean-to" would make a fantastic reality show.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Behind The Scenes With The Cave Crawlers Of Descent 2]]> Was one of the characters in The Descent named Juno? I honestly can't remember. But every time you mention that name, I picture one of those freaky albino cave-dwellers ripping into a pregnant teen who screams in clever, overwrought dialogue.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Someone Get Kristian Laliberte a Spin Doctor!]]> Jesus H. Christ. I don't see how you people live in that city.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Where's Starbuck?]]> @StrangelyBrown: Are you serious? The remaining 10 episodes will probably reveal what happened to earth, how the human/cylon conflict ends, how the cylon civil war ends, who survives, and what's to become of them. This show has never been about simply finding earth.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Where's Starbuck?]]> @EBone: By the same token...

Ron Moore specifically included a scene where Gaeta said the constellations line up. Only two reasons I can think of for that: To give Gaeta something to do, or it's earth. My money is on the latter.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on Where's Starbuck?]]> Ugh. Seriously?

I honestly can't wait for the return of Battlestar for no other reason than to prove the naysayers wrong.

Oh, and by the by, those 4 cylons revealed in last season's finale. Still cylons... no matter how much you insisted there weren't going to be. Sorry.

]]> <![CDATA[extracrispy commented on David Beckham Hung In San Francisco]]> @BalknChain: Nicely played!

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