ideaman2020 commented on Armpit Televisions Promote Stinky Ads

"Swami2020 predicts there will soon be reports of large numbers of pitvertisers getting the snot beat out of them on public transportation. Curiously, there will be no witnesses..."

ideaman2020 commented on Real Dinosaur on the Loose in a Museum Makes Learning Fun, Extremely Dangerous

"I love how the guys with the camera just stand there and video it while their children are being threatened by a dinosaur... What's wrong with people today?!?"

ideaman2020 commented on Microsoft Releasing SideWinder Keyboard in September?

"@FredicvsMaximvs: Last I heard, the best inclination to avoid carpal was with the spacebar high and the number row low. I'm constantly surprised that after 20 or so years, all the keyboard makers are still encouraging people to do exactly the opposite..."

ideaman2020 commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta

"@DustyButt: PS, Prius is not slow. From a standing stop, I can leave most other vehicles in my dust because of the high-torque achieved 0-30..."

ideaman2020 commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta

"@DustyButt: Smart ForTwo?"

ideaman2020 commented on Scientists Use Mosquito-Mouth Design for Pain-Free Hypodermic Needle

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ideaman2020 commented on SSC Ultimate Aero EV to Make Tesla Roadster Look Like a Ford Fiesta

"@DustyButt: Prius. Although, I have to admit that "cheap-ass econobox" is in the eye of the beholder, it has a range of over 450 miles, goes 0 - 60 in well-under 10 seconds, and costs under $30K. It does still drink the OPEC-juice though."

ideaman2020 commented on Fisker Karma Hybrid Sports Car Gets Production Plans

"@r0ckface: You mean like a hybrid Camry or a hybrid Highlander?"

ideaman2020 commented on Buy Your Own V22, Kinda: Bell 609 Civilian Tiltrotor Gets Rolled-Out

"Wait.."

ideaman2020 commented on Cheese Wheel PC, Because...We Actually Don't Know

"In Soviet Russia, computers inside cheese..."

ideaman2020 commented on Does Pittsburgh Dream of Electric Sheep? No: It's Got One Already

"@kryllen: Sheep with double pupils scare me."

ideaman2020 commented on Does Pittsburgh Dream of Electric Sheep? No: It's Got One Already

"Now this is why I read Gizmodo. [Not so much, the iPhones & penis stretching...]"

ideaman2020 commented on Penis Builder Brings Wrong Images, Potential Fatal Accidents - NSFW

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ideaman2020 commented on Floor-by-Floor Demolition Blows Minds, Saves Environment

"@Git Em SteveDave is a poor substitute for LindsayJoy: Don't encourage them!"

ideaman2020 commented on Sidekick Gekko Is Now Sidekick 2008

"The most annoying thing about this phone is the insurance ads with a Manchester accent that pop up every 15 minutes or so..."

ideaman2020 commented on Senate High-Fives Phone Companies for Spying on Americans

"That'll show those terrorists not to mess with us!!"

ideaman2020 commented on How To: Me.com Mail Fully Working, Set It Up Now

"How do I get this to work on my Windows XP computer?"

ideaman2020 commented on Build Your Own F-35 Lightning II Fighter Jet

"My wife and I just put together a new grill over the weekend. It can't be much more complicated than that, can it?"