<![CDATA[Comments from medeasin]]> <![CDATA[Comments from medeasin]]> <![CDATA[medeasin commented on Are Stormtroopers Making America Safe For Fascists?]]> Stormtroopers may be the "badguys" of the Star Wars-verse, but they are so pathetic, ineffectual, and expendable, you got to love them. They are the EVERYMAN of the galaxy.

It's a cute irony, realizing they are the soldiers of evil in the original trilogy, and then meeting one of these awesomely nice 501st Legion guys in person at some charity event.

But the irony isn't why we love them. It's the nostalgia. Plus the fact that they didn't actually kill anyone we liked in the original trilogy, and seeing someone in full stormtrooper gear doing everyday things is pretty damn funny.

Only an idiot would confuse movie nostalgia with real life fascism. We like Darth Vader too but that doesn't mean we'd want to be on the frizzy side of his lazystick in real life.

I met the 501st at the Motor City Comic Convention on the last day of the convention. (Documented here: [www.medeasmemoirs.com])
They were awesome. They even responded en masse in my comments inviting me to join. A pox on anyone who says a single word against the 501st.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Wall-E, Right Wing Hero?]]> @pssshwhatever:

Maybe it's because I have an extroverted protuberant vagina, but I totally agree with you.

As for the article, way to try make one of the best movies of the war sound kind of boring.

@TychoCelchuuu: Agree. You have cracked the code!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Do We Really Need Hellboy to "Come Out"?]]> Loverly monsters. 'Nuff said.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on 10 Batman Books You Must Read]]> Great list. This list is also the reason why the Batman movies, even the Christian Bale ones, just fail to hit the mark. Where's the hyper-intelligent always-plan-ahead Batman from these books? We get the shadows, the split personality, the money, the visions of his parents being shot ten different ways, and totally unnecessary jigsaw-kevlar Batsuit, but where is THE INTELLIGENCE? That's what makes Batman more than just another man in all of these stories.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Action Movie Sequels Nobody Asked For]]> They could bring back Fox in Wanted by backtracking and saying McEvoy dragged her into one of those rejuv-vats (nifty name ain't it?). Sure it's stretching it (like bending bullets and flipping cars didn't already) and cheapens her death but ... PROFIT!!

@Charlie Jane Anders:

Hancock is a good summer movie. Do we really need a two hour movie of drunken superhero stunts? Or explaining why the two superbeings are "gods?" Or "superheroes are our modern mythology?" It packs a lot of concepts within a short time span, but it takes the superhero genre to a new place for movies at least. The whole vengeance/redemption thing is done to death, or at least "superhero death" meaning it will be revived soon enough in the name of ...

PROFIT!!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Baby Carriages Just Look Cooler On Battlestar Galactica]]> Well, it does look "larval" so I guess it makes sense as a baby buggy.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Hand To Mutant Bone Blade Fighting In Mutant Chronicles Trailer]]> Aghh! Why did they have to include Devon Aoki? Why?!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Would Robin Ruin The Christopher Nolan Bat-Movies?]]> Robin could be done in a Frank Miller kind of way.

Christian Bale clearly does not know of the various incarnations of Robin in Bat-thology.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on "Humanity's End" -- Best B-Movie of Next Year]]> Robot Jox 2? Oh hells yes!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on 9 Ways Hancock Could Have Been A Pretty Good Movie]]> I'm just seeing it for the action scenes that should have been in Superman Returns.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Batmobile To Lap Silverstone Alongside Toyota F1 Car]]> Does it drive faster when the driver is inexplicably forced to lie on his belly in the car? Or is that just for the weapons systems?

God, that was one of the stupidest scenes in Batman Begins.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on What Scifi Teaches Us About Lying, Deceitful Mentors]]> The lying mentor trope is overused because it's an easy callback and twist for any given story. Plus every modern writer has Star Wars locked in their subconscious and are trying to emulate its success.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on What Scifi Teaches Us About Lying, Deceitful Mentors]]> Well, at least Stick never lied to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Lady in the Latex Hood Does Not Fear Lasers]]> Sprockets got an upgrade!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Car Wars the Way It Was <i>Meant</i> To Be Played]]> I am assuming no one is commenting because they are all speechless at how mindblowingly cool this is.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Wanted's Original Ending Makes Contempt For Audience Into Art Form]]> The movie takes the book's story to a very different place, but it's still a well-made movie and entertaining every minute. The violence and action are very fun to watch. Anyone who skips this movie because "it's not like the book" (which I am a huge fan of), is fucking themselves in the ass.

Sure, the ending of the movie, other than attitude, is nothing like the book ending. The movie ending is actually encouraging you to do something with your life. The book ending is telling you to take your superhero story expectations and fuck off.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on X Hints At The Spot In New Marvel Teasers]]> A new noir X-men series? Sounds/looks kind of ... stupid. I mean, Cyclops with a handgun? Really?

I was kind of doubting the X-Men references but the green-eyed girl does seem to have two white streaks in her hair that highlighting wouldn't explain. So maybe.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Teeny Decepticon Makes Sam Witwicky Scream Like A Girl]]> Shia Le Bouf Book of Acting:

1. talk tiny THEN TALK IN CAPS LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!
2. Talk really fast.
3. Repeat everything you say twice.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Remix The Moaning Ladies Of The Spirit]]> This has done what I thought was impossible: made me even LESS interested in The Spirit.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Soulcalibur IV Character Customization Makes Afro Ninja Possible]]> Soul Calibur mechanics with customization and DOA graphics?

Thank you, God of Games, wherever you are.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Can Old-School Jewish Humor Survive in the Future?]]> Get Smart was a Jewish comedy show? Really?

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on A Death Race Cameo And Sin City Sexiness]]> @hitmouse: In the sense that his character was named Frankenstein in the original Death Race 2000.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Banned Teeth Movie Poster Has Bite]]> Not exactly a standard pose when taking an X-ray, unless she has marked scoliosis. I can also make out the stool/gas in her bowels on that X-ray.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Casting Leonardo Dicaprio As Captain America Would Be Titanically Wrong]]> Isn't Decaprio a little short to be a super soldier?

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Avengers Fight The Terminator -- And Lose]]> Ultron was terminator-esque before there was a terminator.

Blah, this looks like bantha poo.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Science Behind The Happening Is Jesus?]]> @Annalee Newitz: M. Night is sexy? Now that is some serious science fiction.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Why Do the Worst Movies Have the Coolest Depictions of Post-Singularity Tech?]]> There was nothing good about that movie.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Who Wants A Soul Sword, When You Can Have A Light Saber?]]> @Log1c: Indy would be awesome. Just use Ivy's moves.

Seriously, they should just make a SC type game with Star Wars or Lucasfilm characters. That would at least keep some of it in context.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Grimly Grim Hallmark Of Awfully Bad Writing]]> Well said, with grimly aplomb.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Hot Thigh Crushing Action: The View From Up There]]> Reminds me of Xenia Onnatopp from one of those 007 movies. Although if she really wanted to choke him, she has to cross one knee over the other ankle for the triangle choke.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on PS3 RPG With Suggestive Chest Touching Tentacle]]> Tentacle titty fucking? What took them so long?!

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Which Author Should Replace Philip K. Dick As Hollywood's Idea Spigot?]]> Trick question. They will never run out of P.K.Dick ideas to make films about. They'll just reuse them.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Why Build An Alien PT Cruiser?]]> Now this is the kind of cars they SHOULD have made for the new Carmageddon -- I mean Death Race 2000 movie.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on We May Have Already Met Iron Man's Arch-Enemy]]> @grime: I thought The Merovingian in Matrix Reloaded was The French. But I agree. The whole idea of the Mandarin is the makings of a bad idea. Which is sad because no one other than Iron Man fans has any idea who Iron Man's baddies are. Kind of speaks to his unpopularity in pop culture.

But IF they did put in the Mandarin, the only politically-correct and safe-for-Hollywood version would have to be someone who was NOT Asian, so Tahir's character would make sense. Otherwise, it will just be another flashback to the yellow peril and Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Rush-Hour Traffic On The Moon Is A Bitch]]> @toonlets: Awesome video.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Ingestible Robots Survey Your Esophagus, Stomach, and Intestines]]> @Log1c: Nah, you'd only choke if they missed your esophagus and took the off ramp into your trachea.

The current version of this is capsule endoscopy, same thing minus the magnets. It just travels through your digestive system like a peanut that won't dissolve, taking pictures along the way and you eventually poop it out. Most of the time.

Rarely, when it doesn't come out (perhaps getting stuck behind a kink in the bowel), they have to go in there with the full colonoscopy or blast you with heavy-duty laxatives (ironically called GoLytely).

Making it magnet solves this problem, hopefully.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Rush-Hour Traffic On The Moon Is A Bitch]]> @toonlets: If there wasn't a five hour difference between posts, I'd acuse you of telepathically stealing that joke right out of my head.

(in Family Guy Blue Harvest Magic Johnson voice) No, but seriously, esurance girl is hot.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on Han Solo Is Not a Loser]]> WTF, Grey's Anatomy? Here? Really?

Izzy? Bailey? Are there going to be articles about which sci-fi guy is the McDreamy-est of them all next?

It's enough to make General Grievous cough up his crippled Force-squelched lungs.

Et tu, io9?

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Awesome Cars of Futuristic Smashing Death]]> I'm a tiny bit disappointed that they didn't characterize and anthropomorphize the cars a little more. Where's the shark fins? Spikes? Fender blades? Even WWII planes had more personality with their girly pics and shark faces painted on them.

Plus, would it kill them to put a turret on one of those cars, or at least the truck?

I agree with the other posters though that there is absolutely nothing in common with GTA and Deathrace. If you need a relevant comparison, look up Car Wars, Autoduel, Road Warrior, Carmageddon, or watch the original movie which was the granddaddy of all the above.

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<![CDATA[medeasin commented on The Awesome Cars of Futuristic Smashing Death]]> ALL HAIL THE AYATOLLAHS OF ROCK AND ROLLAH !

I can't wait.

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