mitchel_stevens commented on The Original Speed Racer, at 10:48 AM on May 9 ah, simple and nonsensical kids shows. how i miss you. more »

mitchel_stevens commented on New NYC Banksy Piece: Confirmed?, at 10:24 AM on May 9 @chickenjungle: goddamn it, banksy. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Which "Charming" Guy-Blogger With a "Very Public Breakup" Is This?, at 10:21 AM on May 9 @mitchel_stevens: or cajun boy. either/or really. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Which "Charming" Guy-Blogger With a "Very Public Breakup" Is This?, at 10:13 AM on May 9 I bet it's fake nick denton. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on It's True!, at 9:07 AM on May 9 @TheHonJudgeSmails: Yeah, but metaphorically I'm riding the Cloverfield monster and waving a gigantic sword in the air as I battle King Ghidorah. i mean, that's how i feel about my morning coffee and cigarette. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Banksy Sighting, at 8:18 AM on May 9 @chickenjungle: banksy, get the fuck off the internet and finish your crude street art. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on David Carr Was A 'Fulminating Crackhead', at 8:17 AM on May 9 I want to be David Carr when I grow up. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on It's True!, at 8:12 AM on May 9 @TheHonJudgeSmails: wait, Jewel died? more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Woman Angered By Photographer Who Says Her Husband "Looks Well", at 8:12 AM on May 9 Instantly, the photographer turned to stone. In a coincidental twist, that is also what happens when she looks at Rupert's "Media Measuring Stick." more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on World's Sanest Family Seeks New Thetan, at 6:07 AM on May 9 @Koreanish: she's clearly seen the goods. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Steampunk, at 10:45 AM on May 8 Damn Sheila, that's an awesome Nick Douglas impersonation post. Now tell us about Goatse! more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Stuff Roommate People Like, at 10:43 AM on May 8 I remember for an april fool's, I went to Chinatown and bought three or four prawns since my then-roommate was allergic to shellfish. The joke would involve cooking them for a fishy smell to line our single living environment and make him think I had hidden them around the place. I got home, turned on the stove, put on the frying pan and dumped the suckers in. I then learned they were still alive. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Scarlett Johansson's Five Imaginary Fathers, at 10:39 AM on May 8 She's like the Sasha Grey of Pseudo Indiewood. Except not as entertaining. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Harvey Weinstein Threatens to Destroy Democratic Party Unless His Gal Hil Wins, at 9:33 AM on May 8 @notalent: he's not big in hollywood. he's just HUGE in Greenwich Village. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on Manga Boy Rides On Cloverfield Monster's Head, at 5:30 AM on May 8 so it is Gamera. more »

mitchel_stevens commented on Paris Hilton Demands Cute Baby That Can Go A Few Days Without Water And Stuff, at 5:16 AM on May 8 oh good, so we've gone from fucking matt damon to being taught pre-calc by him while he ogles us quietly from the front of the classroom. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on I Don't Even Know How I Ended Up On This List But AWESOME, at 12:43 PM on May 7 Wow. more » [gawker]

mitchel_stevens commented on The Wachowskis Still in Hiding as 'Speed Racer' Circles the Drain, at 10:53 AM on May 7 Vlad hypothesizes and I concur: The Wachowskis are the guys who you bring in to do the awesome action sequence. Otherwise, they can't handle plot or dialog for shit. more » [defamer]