Comments from mitchel_stevens

mitchel_stevens commented on Your Twitter-Stalking Power List

Fri, 16 May 2008 09:51:44 PDT

Hello Friday Lunchtime Timewaster!

also, if twitter and tumblr combined, would the result mean NY Media would finally spiral into some demented, booze-filled wet dream where no one speaks--they only tweet?

mitchel_stevens commented on Wall Street Journal

Fri, 16 May 2008 09:16:17 PDT

@Nick Denton:
It's been a few weeks since my last try, so let me do it again.

It's Morrissey as E-I-C, isn't it? Please say yes.

mitchel_stevens commented on Rick Moody is Over Himself, OK?

Fri, 16 May 2008 09:14:34 PDT

the huge picture makes me think it is impossible to get around Rick Moody's ego.

mitchel_stevens commented on Even Hippie Housing Schemes are Expensive

Fri, 16 May 2008 07:39:09 PDT

where is my promised video clip? i've been fed lies with my morning coffee!

mitchel_stevens commented on New Heroes Promo May Reveal Who Shot Nathan

Fri, 16 May 2008 07:37:28 PDT

...but, wasn't Peter on stage with Nathan?

mitchel_stevens commented on A Woman Walks Into a Hipster Bar... and Is Ignored

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:20:33 PDT

@Dickens_Ghost:
on second thought, this makes me rethink ever being angsty and drunk and chainsmoking ever again.

next time, goddamn it, i'm going to meet people!
(and not sneak to the bathroom to keep playing Super Robot Wars 2.)

mitchel_stevens commented on Sloane Crosley + Keith Gessen = Publishing Synergy

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:19:02 PDT

eh, i'd rather see dave carr read. he could probably out-angst and out-vocab the sad, poor Gessen.

mitchel_stevens commented on A Woman Walks Into a Hipster Bar... and Is Ignored

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:17:21 PDT

firstly, people go to bars...to meet other people ?!

secondly:
@Unfun:
if you were made of quarters and held Punch Out! for me, I would be yours. forever.

@JorgeLuisGorgeous:
...fuck you.

mitchel_stevens commented on First Look Inside Joss Whedon's Dollhouse

Thu, 15 May 2008 19:13:36 PDT

@magsman:
well hot damn, i thought something was off.

mitchel_stevens commented on First Look Inside Joss Whedon's Dollhouse

Thu, 15 May 2008 13:08:08 PDT

@CmdrHunt:
you know, the more i look at that, I suddenly need recent photo proof of her.

mitchel_stevens commented on Girl Flashes Google Mapmakers' Cameras

Thu, 15 May 2008 12:59:51 PDT

@naugahydeinplainsight:
[www.booble.com]

@In Other News...:
is she still the SnorgTees Girl sans Ironic T?

mitchel_stevens commented on First Look Inside Joss Whedon's Dollhouse

Thu, 15 May 2008 12:38:41 PDT

wait. Is that Amy Acker?
wow. she looks incredibly different.

mitchel_stevens commented on Mediabistro Recruits Freaks To Liven Circus

Thu, 15 May 2008 12:32:58 PDT

@BalknChain:
www.scottybunny.com

once hosted a burlesque night involving a tranny with a broomstick up his ass and then dancing.

it was magical.

mitchel_stevens commented on Mediabistro Recruits Freaks To Liven Circus

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:19:04 PDT

@BalknChain:
you're stealing from scotty the blue bunny?
for shame.

mitchel_stevens commented on Queens: The Brooklyn Of Brooklyn

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:16:38 PDT

And Staten Island is the new Philadelphia!

mitchel_stevens commented on Play Along at Home with the Defamer Imploding Film Industry Scorecard

Thu, 15 May 2008 11:00:47 PDT

so how's Dark Castle Films doing?

mitchel_stevens commented on Goosebumps' Mutant Plant Clones Take To The Big Screen

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:57:03 PDT

@mitchel_stevens:
but it'd be a lie to say they're not fun to read when you're in middle school.

mitchel_stevens commented on Goosebumps' Mutant Plant Clones Take To The Big Screen

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:56:42 PDT

@DrLocrian:
kitschy, kitschy nostalgia.

mitchel_stevens commented on Congratulations Graduates

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:43:40 PDT

Matthew Fox, Columbia '07. If only because no one knew why he was there.

coincidentally, NYU '07. Jazz trumpet guy. For giving a speech by playing a trumpet solo.

mitchel_stevens commented on The Millennial Generation Way More Annoying Than Us, Says Gen-Xer

Thu, 15 May 2008 10:37:22 PDT

if it is wrong for me to twitter, tumblr and download Naruto Shippuden while at work, finishing copy and screaming at someone nearly triple my age while telling them they're wrong solely so i can blow off working on an email so i can instead comment here...then I don't ever want to...where was i going with this?

Ooh, Bloglines refreshed. shiny.

mitchel_stevens commented on Ugly Sweater, Fats and Villainy Invade 'Top Chef'

Thu, 15 May 2008 09:17:04 PDT

@mitchel_stevens:
when will...
...
...
wait, i don't remember that being there before.
when the hell did i get drunk enough for a star?

mitchel_stevens commented on Ugly Sweater, Fats and Villainy Invade 'Top Chef'

Thu, 15 May 2008 09:16:25 PDT

ok, seriously. so Stein is back at Gawker and Emily is relegated to Jezebel?

So, Balk's Cock will pen some upcoming pieces for Fleshbot?

mitchel_stevens commented on What Gadget Can You Not Live Without, Even for a Day?

Thu, 15 May 2008 08:58:16 PDT

hot water.

mitchel_stevens commented on The Post Was Probably Drunk When It Wrote That

Thu, 15 May 2008 08:38:26 PDT

am i missing something with the "Handsome Lyle" nickname?

mitchel_stevens commented on Those Who Do Not Listen Will Be Executed

Thu, 15 May 2008 08:04:45 PDT

@Jack Ketch:
what about if one is unable to get the Pokemon theme song out of their head every time they see your name.

or if one continues to push the catchphrase of "Gotta Ketch'Em All" ?

mitchel_stevens commented on First Look At Anna Torv In Fringe And Hiro's New Foe!

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:41:14 PDT

@braak:
Until he makes Unbreakable 2 and 3, I can't agree anymore.

Also, the entire premise of "What's Happening?" being said over and over again begs a drinking game. Or a soon-to-be released YouTube mash-up with What's Happening!.

mitchel_stevens commented on Jack-Off Sculpture Sells For $15 Million

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:30:15 PDT

gives the "Hey, Dude" theme song a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

mitchel_stevens commented on Those Who Do Not Listen Will Be Executed

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:15:11 PDT

"I'm not afraid to blood on my hands."

or to set us up the bomb, it seems.

mitchel_stevens commented on Why Kevin Conroy Is The One True Voice Of Batman

Wed, 14 May 2008 21:57:30 PDT

@taxbaby:
tell me you live in brooklyn and like alcoholic creative underclass types.

and are of age.

mitchel_stevens commented on Bullied Assistant Put Snot In Bonnie Fuller's Mini Soufflé

Wed, 14 May 2008 16:28:51 PDT

@cassie-la-barraque:
We actually call them shoddy Media Bosses.

Why the fuck were they worrying about cancer and death when there was an issue to be put out? Priorities, people.

mitchel_stevens commented on Why Kevin Conroy Is The One True Voice Of Batman

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:46:09 PDT

"an interview released by warner bros."

ok, i mean...sure. But really? This could've been "We Explain why Conroy worked so well as Batman--with examples!"

Not just a PR interview. I feel shamed.

mitchel_stevens commented on Find Where Facebook Ranks Your Friends

Wed, 14 May 2008 15:22:59 PDT

@Shariahpants:
because Facebook is coming from in the house!

mitchel_stevens commented on Find Where Facebook Ranks Your Friends

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:13:21 PDT

@Shariahpants:
and why wouldn't you think about Denton during your O Factor?

mitchel_stevens commented on Find Where Facebook Ranks Your Friends

Wed, 14 May 2008 14:12:51 PDT

@Sara Benincasa:
you can haz whatever you want.
however your power to kill super deluxe iz frightening.

mitchel_stevens commented on Joel Silver Leaving Warners! Except He's Not! Let Him Get Back to You!

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:41:19 PDT

WHERE WILL I GO FOR GIANT SPIDERS?! WHERE!!!

mitchel_stevens commented on PETA Condemns NYT Photos On Pure Reflex

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:40:25 PDT

@mitchel_stevens:
and just to get it out of my system.

what happens if a worker isn't too careful around pussywillows?

they get an S.T.BEE.

...get it? Because I--oh god, is that Jack Ketch?

mitchel_stevens commented on PETA Condemns NYT Photos On Pure Reflex

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:38:24 PDT

@Conbon:
The buzz i've heard about that scribe involves a bit too much of the "pollen" gets used before each email.

mitchel_stevens commented on The New Digital Reality

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:31:11 PDT

John Rushkin must've shit his pants when he found out that beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

mitchel_stevens commented on Star Trek Turns Out To Be A Bad "First Contact" Guide

Wed, 14 May 2008 12:38:43 PDT

@braak:
just because they're a bunch of kilt-wearing pagans does not make them hilarious.

mitchel_stevens commented on Male Writers Having Trouble Getting it Up

Wed, 14 May 2008 11:37:47 PDT

@tribalpottery:
my six unpublished works that chronicle a life spent playing metal gear solid, drinking and having angry rough sex with a lesbian who punched me, knocked me out, and then stole my sheets.

I call them, "My Six Unpublished Works which are all kept on a 256 mb usb drive and aren't finished. there's some porn on it too---like, an image--of some tattoo chick. man, i'm bored. and mexican guys keep grabing my ass on the L instead of the chick. and they know it, i think. what's on youtube?"