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"Dr."

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"If Rachel's going to die, I'd be much happier if ti was still Katie Holmes in the role. I was glad they recast the part."

Defendant commented on Would Robin Ruin The Christopher Nolan Bat-Movies?

"@robocop_is_bleeding: No."

Defendant commented on How Over-Hyped Is The Dark Knight?

"I'm too scared to watch Batman Begins again before seeing The Dark Knight, for fear I'll go crazy, start walking in circles, running into walls and talking to the voices in my head that will come as a result of my insanity. Why?"

Defendant commented on Finally, A Science Fiction Novel That's Really Just For Nerds

"I've never been laid."

Defendant commented on Where The Marvel Universe And Real World Intersect

"Interesting note: The address given for Peter Parker's first address, his Aunt and Uncle's place, is a real address, and the people who lived there a few years ago were actually named Parker."

Defendant commented on The Heroes You'll Never See

"Time travel convolutes every plot."

Defendant commented on 10 Batman Books You Must Read

"I wish I could find The Killing Joke somewhere."

Defendant commented on This Year's Terminator Will Be Jealous, Unstable

"She doesn't even have to read a book."

Defendant commented on Hancock Is A Filthy Dirty Cheater

"Very Bad Things was much better than The Rundown."

Defendant commented on It's All Super-Soldiers And Gods In Upcoming Marvel Movies

"Nobody believes in Norse mythology anymore."

Defendant commented on 9 Unknowns We Want to See in the Avengers Movie

"Storm was supposed to marry Wolverine, damn it!"

Defendant commented on Fastest Man Alive Can't Outrun Fickle Audiences

"Why not keep Wally, like they kept Kyle?"

Defendant commented on Superheroes Who Get Laid All The Time

"Wolverine and Domino knew each other before the events in that comic took place."

Defendant commented on Superheroes Who Get Laid All The Time

"Funny thing."

Defendant commented on Find Out How To Make A Superhero in This Week's Comics

"What I want to see is a series where all the villains guilty of murder or rape are executed, whether they're insane or not."

Defendant commented on Superheroes Who Get Laid All The Time

"Now I'm just waiting for the list of heroes who waited until they were married to have sex."