<![CDATA[Comments from zenpoet]]> <![CDATA[Comments from zenpoet]]> <![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Batman...Uh, I Mean John Connor is About to Waste This Terminator]]> @Rabid Penguin: It was Reign of Fire, I believe. And how could you forget Equilibrium?

I have hopes that they will try to adequately explain the differences in the time lines, but i am going to guess that they will use approximately 30 seconds of voice over to gloss over what will likely be a giant hole in the plot. Oh well, I don't expect Asimovian attention to details, just some good story, good effects, and flesh tearing off metal. Is that too much to ask?

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on China Anti-Terrorist Plan Includes Flamethrowers, Segways, Chuck Norris Clones]]> @joe23521: you would pick a guy with no beard over Chuck Norris? Guess that's why I am not going to put you in charge of my secret compound's security detail. Guys with beards, especially when said beard is attached to the face of Chuck Norris, are always more bad ass than those without. Its a simple fact.

Also, why doesn't China just have 1000 Chuck Norris clones on Segways with flamethrowers? I can't picture a situation where that would not be sufficient.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Laser Windshield System Keeps the Elderly Driving Longer For Some Reason]]> They don't need extra tech to show old people where they are driving, Farmer's Markets usually have very good signage.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Ent Vs. Bot — Who Wins?]]> @meirelle: well, not autonomously, but many plants have adapted their seed delivery mechanism to include flight. Cotton Seeds, forms of spinner and parachute seed from the likes of the red maple.

Nature will will eventually, even if that means it takes a few thousand years after the bots leave, life will eventually triumph.

Nature is tenacious in a way that I don't think machines could ever be.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Nintendo Responds To June NPD Sales, Seems Pleased]]> I hope the next pic they put up is Kurt Thomas as Jonathan Cabot.

Gymkata: The skill of gymnastics, the kill of karate. Woot!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on KITT's Cylon Laser Saves The Day: Exclusive Look At Knight Rider Script]]> @ndgmtlcd: Cost of production, off the shelf parts, sponsership, etc. Need I go on?

Have you ever seen outtakes from the original series? THey beat teh hell out of a crap ton of Cameros. If each of those had been a special one off from Kalipornia Kustoms (not real, but sure sounds like it should be), the show would have gone bankrupt after the 3rd episode.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Arnold Will Be In T4 After All (Sort Of)]]> @daveNYC: Skynet thought long and hard about whether it should keep the good/evil switch installed on the terminators, but with a few thousand off the assembly line already, it was too late to go back and change the plans. Recalling all those T-1000 would have been very expensive.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on 10 Extremely Unusual Burglar Alarms]]> Though spring-gun type traps are illegal in the U.S., I will always marvel at the ingenuity of those bent on protecting what they think is valuable.

This Pez Dispenser collection protected by motion sensing AK. Intruders Beware!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Horn Subwoofer Takes Up Crazy Man's Entire Basement]]> @gloveofpower: The thing is mate, that no matter the popularity of your favorite website, there are likely people who do not visit it.

That being said, I had never seen this post before. It was new to me. I enjoyed it. Further, I also enjoyed your mocking. So, please, continue to make posting faux pas, so as the brilliance of the likes of 92Buick may continue to shine. I will continue to enjoy reading about things that others may have already discovered, because even though I may have read it elsewhere, I may not gain the enjoyment of the postings of the readers of the Giz.

@bobdobbs: But you forget my friend that there is something or someone for everyone. I am willing to bet that at any given party, there are more than two women who would be smitten with the plush luxury of a '92 'Sabre.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Fart Tanks Fight Methane, Give Al Gore Weird Ideas]]> I am just waiting for the slow motion "Cowinburg" movie to make its first appearance on the History Channel.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on World's Most Elastic Superhero To Get Stone Faced Actor?]]> Yes, a thousand times yes, to those who said Hank Azaria. He may or may not be physically malleable, but if there was ever a person who could adapt to any ethnicity, voice, or acting (comedy, drama, etc.) I don't know who it would be.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on The Spirit Trailer Tries Too Hard To Get Some]]> The entire movie looks like the animated opening sequence of a James Bond movie. Cool for 5 minutes, not 95.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Lost Planet Movie Will be Starship Troopers On Ice]]> @I Think We're Property: I have been saying that since I was first able to say things, I think.

Armor is one of, nay, the best, space marine book I have ever read.

Love live Felix!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Batman Not Entirely Realistic, Claims Scientist]]> @redmanlaw: any relation to Brent Wayne?

To chime in on the discussion about reality versus fiction, I think Batman strikes a cord with many because, even though unlikely, there is the possibility that a person could accomplish many of the things that ol' Batsy has. I think the reason, nevermind the neon, that every Batman after the first one and prior to "Begins" went astray is because they started to become un-realistic. Keep it grounded in reality, no matter how fantastical, and people will still like it.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Evil DJ From Zoolander To Pen Iron Man 2]]> @Meredith Woerner: What, they made another one?

Hope this guy has the chops to pull off another good IM movie. The first one, though a little choppy in parts, was excellent.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on 'Airknife' UAV Concept: A $2 Million Knife With Wings]]> I used to draw the Airknife (or something very similar) on my trapper keeper in grade school.
I really should go back and see what other kinds of comedy gold my 10 year old mind was able to come up with.
Also makes me think I should do some checking to find out if "Jill Brink is hot" is still true today as it was in 1990.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Jet Skiing in a Jacuzzi Is Half Crazy Half Sad]]> He should have used a stand-up. He could have at least ridden around the hot tub on it. WIth the backwards ball cap, the stunting would have been stupendous.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Horn Subwoofer Takes Up Crazy Man's Entire Basement]]> @bobdobbs: 92BuickLeSabre is rivaled only by the turtleneck when it comes to having the power of mock.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Russian Ravers Blinded By Best (and Last) Laser Show They'll Ever See]]> @LittleJon: I am positive that it was jiggawatts. And Mooby, it most certainly was "wrapped up like a douche." Next you'll try to tell me its not "Yeah there's a bathroom on the right," or "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

Crazy Mooby and your crazy opinions.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Xbox Live Reinvented This Fall - Adds Avatars, Live Party]]> @Adarael: sorry, paddles will only be available from xbox live store, after the update. All prior paddles will no longer be functional, and will henceforth only be used as DLC for XBOXLIVE! enabled Championship Crickett!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on X-Files Stars Are Old, Moany]]> @Calraigh: This is the perfect place for a person to post about being disappointed in the actors from the x-files complainging about their jobs being actors for the x-files. Can you imagine a more perfect place for her to post her opinion than this very exact spot?

I never really got into the x-files, but liked it. I am not really a 'fan-boy" of anything, other than Asimov or Barker, but what I don't like is people in an industry designed for the pleasure and enjoyment of others, who get paid disgusting amounts of money, complaining about their jobs.

It reminds me of the interviews I saw with the stars of Spider Man 3. Everyone of them complained about being in the movie. If you don't want to be there, or have a moral problem with what you are doing, don't cash the check. Know what? They all cash their checks.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Do We Really Need Hellboy to "Come Out"?]]> @dOk: Exactly like Helan Hunt.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Batman Tumbler Transformer Eats Jokers and Decepticons for Breakfast]]> @zenpoet: and if you are female, it would be an image of Brad Pitt handing you money to buy a pair of those expensive shoes they talk about on that show with the four women, or something. I don't know, I can't imagine what the 2nd coolest image to a woman would be.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Batman Tumbler Transformer Eats Jokers and Decepticons for Breakfast]]> @DarthTader: the transformation sequence for this is so far beyond the realm of cool that it is to be unimaginable. While the tumbler was transforming, your mind would have to come up with the second coolest image possible, that of Angilina Jolie and Jessica Alba having a naked katana fight on speeding motorcycles.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Xbox Live Reinvented This Fall - Adds Avatars, Live Party]]> @Adarael: You must have missed it in the press release, its two lines down from where Balmer exlaims "booyacatcha!" See, right there, its says "you are now all up shit's creek."

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Floor-by-Floor Demolition Blows Minds, Saves Environment]]> @macserv: same place dogs go, silly. To heaven!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Xbox Live Getting Dashboard Redesign, Mii-like Avatars Designed by Rare]]> @Platypus Man: I agree. Please MS, allow us to make a choice. I use the Wii when I want my wife or my buddies little kids to have fun. When I want a real game, I play the 360. Leave the kiddy crap at home, and let me have my blades.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on The Science Fiction Stories that Inspire and Hinder Real Science]]> @Belabras: Having been lucky enough to take some really good European and women's lit classes back in college, I did have a chance to read Frankenstein, Dracule, and some other drivel by Shelly-Wolstencraft.

Anywho, I agree with your interpretation much more than others posted above, as I don't think that the book attempted to show that evil/bad/not good is the only possible outcome, but that each action or experiment may have unintended or hitherto un-thought consequences. Loved the book by the way, and have hated every movie about the subject, because they all miss the point.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on New Concept Art Shows The Batcave Under Bruce's Penthouse]]> **Kicks turned over table, thumbs nose at Charlie, and tries to catch up with TheGreat&PowerfulTurtle before he can get all the way out of the room.**

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Rare Disease Bonding is the New Social Connector]]> Single white/brown (vitiligo) male/female (gonadal mosaicism) seeking either gender with Lupus and/or Leprosy for long walks on the beach (I will even pick up fallen body parts!) and Glamor Shot photo sessions.

Call me!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on This is What it Looks Like When the Video Camera in Your Hand Gets Struck by Lightning]]> @Klappstuhl: "pimp slapped with lightning." Holycraponacinnimonroll that was funny.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Do We Really Need Hellboy to "Come Out"?]]> @Feh Am Legend: Nightbreed IS a classic. Its the movie that got me into reading Barker, and I don't think I have missed one of his books yet.

And, he is a writer does a great job of injecting his political views much deeper into the story, and not making them just smack you in the face. Most of his stories have, to some extent, the downtrodden or "outsider" being misunderstood, left out, or persecuted, but it is not the main thrust of his story.

I guess my point is that I like stories that are stories first, and preachings second, third, fourth or fifth.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Caterpillar Watch Crawls 'Round Your Wrist to Tell Time]]> sweet unusable beauty. I love it, and would never wear it, all at the same time.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Use Photoshop to Give Iran Even More Fake Technological Advancements]]> @GadgetPlay: I'll tell you what could go wrong.. they could change the trajectory of those 'shopped missile directly at Gizmodo Towers, and unless their stack of 3G's is thick enough to stop the ensuing explosion, we won't have our gadget news tomorrow!

I say, don't tickle the tiger, or slap the bull, or what ever it is your not supposed to do to dangerous animals.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Tricycles Are Just Bicycles from the Future]]> @pixelfish: My uncle still has one, and ride the thing every time I stop by his farm. I like to call it Darwin's Tricycle, at least I will right up until I lose a leg to it. Then I will sue the manufacture, because I can't help being stupid!

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Cloverfield + 28 Days Later = Quarantine]]> Is everyone typing with mittens on today? This is the most typo filled comments section I have ever seen. And its not even on Jezebel or fleshbot. I thought geeks were suppossed to hvae a bitti more abilbity to find mistakes than oththhers.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Ear Force X4 Headphones: Surround Sound Cussing on Xbox 360]]> @ItaliaTib2k3: That is question I was asking. Are they COMPLETELY WIRELESS. I don't want any WIRES, hence the question.

@Mr.SithNinja and firesign: you missed the part of my post where I asked if it had to be plugged into ANYTHING, and not just the controller. Believe me, my reading comprehension skills are above par, though the clearness of my post may leave a little to be desired. The xbox live headset isn't wireless, as it has to be plugged into the controller. Turtlebeach does not believe that constitutes "wireless," as I stated in my previous post. They have one set they call wireless, but it still has to be plugged into the controller.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented]]> @ANoel: but how exciting is the sillouhete of a small box? Seriously, how many gadgets actually have recognizable sillouhettes?

Lets start that discussion! I can think of:

1. Atari 2600
2. Startac
3. RAZR
4. Playstation, XBOX and Atari controllers
5. and I am starting to fall apart now.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Hide Your Fancy Car Stereo Behind a Very Crappy Car Stereo]]> @2-7offsuit: I had an artist friend of mine airbrush a missing deck on the back of my "auto-flippy" one, and from outside the vehicle, it look perfect.

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<![CDATA[zenpoet commented on Question of the Day: Are You Getting an iPhone 3G?]]> @nutbastard: Seriously? Is that what happens?

Crap, I hate Abercrombie. The soy isn't so bad, but until Landrover makes a hybrid, guess I will just have to stick with a blackberry.

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