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			<title><![CDATA[Brilliant PSA makes a pretty good case for reckless driving]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: 9S75Rfva9O8 --><!-- /videoId: 9S75Rfva9O8 --> Courtesy of the folks from the Upright Citizens Brigade's Midnight Show, we give you the best recent PSA we've seen in years. Drive safe... or not.				<a href="http://io9.com/5840650/brilliant-psa-makes-a-pretty-good-case-for-reckless-driving" title="Click here to read more about Brilliant PSA makes a pretty good case for reckless driving">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 15 Sep 2011 09:45:33 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[First True Blood season four trailer slathers on the vampire glamour shots]]></title>
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				<!-- videoId: QjimabCaPOo --><!-- /videoId: QjimabCaPOo --> A brand new promo for <em>True Blood</em> season four has been released. So does it show Bill's solo misery, or the beginning of a human-vampire war?				<a href="http://io9.com/5799876/first-true-blood-season-four-trailer-slathers-on-the-vampire-glamour-shots" title="Click here to read more about First True Blood season four trailer slathers on the vampire glamour shots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 May 2011 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: zr04FBKPS9E --><!-- /videoId: zr04FBKPS9E --> We're suckers for a good <em>Star Wars</em> parody &mdash; and this retelling of those Windows 7 commercials with Stormtroopers and Chewbacca is exceptionally clever. But what is Chewie trying to tell us?				<a href="http://io9.com/5790410/the-death-star-was-my-idea/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The Death Star was my idea!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 08 Apr 2011 15:36:22 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				We've got the perfect spirit to ring in the New Year, Kraken Dark Spice rum. It's dyed the same color as the evil beasts monsters ink squirts &mdash; just think of the toasting potential!				<a href="http://io9.com/5720591/unleash-the-kraken-all-over-your-friends-this-nye-with-kraken-rum" title="Click here to read more about Unleash the Kraken all over your friends this NYE with Kraken Rum">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 29 Dec 2010 09:54:14 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Talk: When is it time to talk to your kids about Star Wars?]]></title>
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				Every parent frets over when it's appropriate to start talking to their kids about Star Wars. Here's a helpful <em>Star Wars</em> PSA to get you started. Remember &mdash; just say no to Jar Jar, kids.				<a href="http://io9.com/5691703/the-talk-when-is-it-time-to-talk-to-your-kids-about-star-wars" title="Click here to read more about The Talk: When is it time to talk to your kids about Star Wars?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Nov 2010 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: gCUJrn68uSM --><!-- /videoId: gCUJrn68uSM -->This brilliant public service announcement, promoting the fresh storage of food, teases what the future would be like if we consumed dinosaur meat, by putting giant packages of raw dino filets in the local freezer. Tonight, we dine on dino!				<a href="http://io9.com/5575156/20-pounds-of-lean-dinosaur-leg-please" title="Click here to read more about 20 pounds of lean dinosaur leg please!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Jun 2010 10:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 In what might be the most frighteningly graphic commercial we've ever seen, it's raining <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #polarbears" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #polarbears" href="http://io9.com/tag/polarbears/">polar bears</a>. The giant bloody bodies are destroying this town, sending the message: <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gogreen" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #gogreen" href="http://io9.com/tag/gogreen/">Go green</a>, or be smashed by flying bear corpses. Really horrible.  [<a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2009/11/graphic_polar_bears_falling_fr.php">Geekologie</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5412506/the-bloody-bodies-of-polar-bears-rain-from-the-skies-because-of-you" title="Click here to read more about The Bloody Bodies Of Polar Bears Rain From The Skies, Because Of You!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The hideously scarred tough guy from <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAMES CAMERON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JAMES CAMERON" href="http://io9.com/tag/james-cameron/">James Cameron</a>'s <em>Avatar</em> finally gets his chance to put us in our place. Colonel Quaritch explains just how dangerous the planet Pandora really is. Also, new concept art and video from our new colony.				<a href="http://io9.com/5363881/get-yelled-at-by-avatars-colonel-and-watch-new-flying-alien-footage/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Get Yelled At By Avatar's Colonel, And Watch New Flying Alien Footage">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Sep 2009 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				Tired of the same tired old scare tactics from Public Service Announcements? Now this is one threat we can get behind: robot apocalypse.				<a href="http://io9.com/5328612/smoking-its-only-enabling-the-machines" title="Click here to read more about Smoking: It's Only Enabling The Machines">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: 0L2hDkxHvbA --><!-- /videoId: 0L2hDkxHvbA -->Don't Talk To Robots, Use Caution With Hyper Speed and Look Out For Time Machines. The more you know, right? Check out these super-informative commercials from the future, and heed their message to you.				<a href="http://io9.com/5314020/3-futuristic-psas-remind-us-not-to-speak-to-robots" title="Click here to read more about 3 Futuristic PSAs Remind Us Not To Speak To Robots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<em><a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAIN" href="http://io9.com/tag/race-to-witch-mountain/">Race To Witch Mountain</a>'s</em> <a class="autolink" rel="nofollow" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DWAYNE JOHNSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged DWAYNE JOHNSON" href="http://io9.com/tag/dwayne-johnson/">Dwayne Johnson</a> not only chauffeurs around a pair of tween aliens in his cab, but apparently some of our stormtrooper buddies as well. Check out the Superbowl <em>Witch Mountain</em> trailer early.				<a href="http://io9.com/5142387/the-rocks-cab-is-a-magnet-for-stormtroopers-and-aliens" title="Click here to read more about The Rock's Cab Is A Magnet For Stormtroopers And Aliens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				At least one good thing came out of our <a href="http://io9.com/357501/knight-rider-smashes-our-childhood-memories-without-turbo-boost"><em>Knight Rider</em> watching</a> last night, and that was this credit card commercial that we almost missed while whizzing by in TiVo light-speed. An evil galactic ruler and his army of red robo-clones stand poised for dominance, and he uses his newfound power to create his own credit card, complete with a picture of kittens on it. "WAR KITTENS!?" bellows his crazy eyed, exposed brain-circuitry sporting assistant.				<a href="http://io9.com/357675/evil-outer-space-dictators-just-want-kittens" title="Click here to read more about Evil Outer Space Dictators Just Want Kittens">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Advertising has gone so meta that only teleportation can explain it. In this ad, <em>Jumper</em> star Hayden Christensen uses his teleporting gift to throw himself into Serena Williams' computer ad. So basically he's leaping out of a commercial for the <a href="http://io9.com/331768/jumper-rips-space-makes-blah-speeches">film</a>, which is about teleporting mutants, and into an old ad for Hewlett Packard, starring Williams. It's a new mutant kind of advertising synergy, more like cross-cannibalism than cross-promotion. Be very scared. <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117978618.html?categoryid=14&cs=1&nid=2562">'Jumper' ad leaps between products</a> [Variety]				<a href="http://io9.com/341954/jumper-teleporting-through-commercials" title="Click here to read more about Jumper Teleporting Through Commercials">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<center></center> The new <em>Battlestar Galactica</em> ads that began airing during last night's <em>Tin Man</em> miniseries have us wondering why they don't have a list of possible side effects running after them. "Possible <em>Battlestar Galactica</em> side effects might include dizziness, headaches, nausea, feelings of inadequacy, delusions of grandeur, and diarrhea."

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				ABC will be airing promos for <em>Lost</em> in theaters this December in front of all PG-rated and above rated movies. The promos will feature unseen footage from the upcoming fourth season of the show, and will add more ass-numbing commercials to sit through while you wait for the feature to begin. 				<a href="http://io9.com/327724/desperate-abc-takes-lost-to-the-silver-screen" title="Click here to read more about Desperate ABC Takes 'Lost' To The Silver Screen">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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