Concept Art Writing Prompt: Time Machine for SaleS

What do you do with that old unwanted time machine? In this week's writing prompt, this clunker of a time travel device is going up for sale.

This piece is titled, quite directly, "Time Machine For Sale" by Tom Colbie, via Geek Art Gallery. It's part of Colbie's surreal series, Shots from a Parallel Dimension, which often features astronauts in bizarre scenarios.

As always, see what kind of story you can come up with based on this image and post it in the comments.