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				Apparently xenophobia is at least part of the reason for a recently-announced budget cut to the US Office of Science and Technology Policy. <em>Science</em> Insider <a href="http://news.sciencemag.org/scienceinsider/2011/11/congress-slashes-budget-of-white.html">reports</a>:				<a href="http://io9.com/5859951/science-policy-group-loses-funding-for-trying-to-collaborate-with-china-on-scientific-projects" title="Click here to read more about Science policy group loses funding for trying to collaborate with China on scientific projects">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 17 Nov 2011 15:43:53 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Will Ray Kurzweil make Roland Emmerich's Singularity movie even more unrealistic than 2012?]]></title>
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				Roland Emmerich has pushed bad science to its limit before, most notably with the amazing 2012. But for his upcoming movie <em>Singularity</em>, he's actually enlisting the help of Ray Kurzweil, author of <em>The Singularity is Near</em>, to help him revise the script. On the one hand, this means the movie will accurately reflect Kurzweil's theories about a magical transformation in which everything becomes awesome thanks to A.I. and other breakthroughs. On the other hand... will the result actually be <a href="http://spectrum.ieee.org/computing/software/ray-kurzweils-slippery-futurism/0">more</a> <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5614927/ray-kurzweil-does-not-understand-the-brain?tag=raykurzweil">unrealistic </a>than <em>2012</em>?				<a href="http://io9.com/5858502/will-ray-kurzweil-make-roland-emmerichs-singularity-movie-even-more-unrealistic-than-2012" title="Click here to read more about Will Ray Kurzweil make Roland Emmerich's Singularity movie even more unrealistic than 2012?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:16:32 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Hilariously optimistic 1954 magazine article proclaimed we'd all be piloting flying saucers by 1965]]></title>
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				In a 1954 issue of <em>Mechanix Illustrated</em>, the magazine ran a wonderfully rosy  piece titled "FLYING SAUCERS FOR EVERYBODY!" This short piece detailed how flying saucers would ameliorate arduous commutes in the far-out year of 1965.				<a href="http://io9.com/5850833/hilariously-optimistic-1954-magazine-article-proclaimed-wed-all-be-piloting-flying-saucers-by-1965" title="Click here to read more about Hilariously optimistic 1954 magazine article proclaimed we'd all be piloting flying saucers by 1965">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:45:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[No, science fiction novelists are not really predicting the future]]></title>
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				There's a curiously wide-eyed article from the New York Times, about some recent science fiction novels that have uncannily come true, which is making the rounds online. Are science fiction novelists really predicting the future after all?				<a href="http://io9.com/5837403/no-science-fiction-novelists-are-not-really-predicting-the-future" title="Click here to read more about No, science fiction novelists are not really predicting the future">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Sep 2011 12:40:49 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[David Byrne: Computers Will Have No Effect on the Arts]]></title>
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				I love David Byrne. The guy is a total geek. He makes great music. He rides bikes. What's not to like? Well, his prognostication abilities, for one.  [<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5820431/david-byrne-computers-will-have-no-effect-on-the-arts">Gizmodo</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5820715/david-byrne-computers-will-have-no-effect-on-the-arts" title="Click here to read more about David Byrne: Computers Will Have No Effect on the Arts">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 13 Jul 2011 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Scientist claims to have made an edible steak out of human feces. Huh?]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Many people in the 20th century assumed that the average citizen of the 21st century would be <a href="http://www.paleofuture.com/blog/2008/1/3/taller-women-by-year-2000-1949.html">taller</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5792823/in-the-1930s-some-predicted-that-giant-babies-would-rule-the-world" title="Click here to read more about In the 1930s, some predicted that giant babies would rule the world">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 17 Apr 2011 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Now that Amazon.com is thriving and Borders is using its empty shelves to <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/bitter-borders-compilation">advertise air guitars</a>, it's hard to imagine anybody thinking Amazon wouldn't succeed. But New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman was willing to crawl out on a limb.				<a href="http://io9.com/5792195/the-new-york-times-thomas-friedman-said-amazoncom-would-never-catch-on" title="Click here to read more about The New York Times' Thomas Friedman said Amazon.com would never catch on">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Hugo Gernsback is famous for being a science fiction publishing titan, being the namesake of the Hugo Awards, and his<a href="http://io9.com/#!5531925/hugo-gernsback-predicted-a-tunnel-from-new-york-to-france-through-the-earths-crust"> no-holds-barred</a><a href="http://io9.com/#!5698301/hugo-awards-namesake-suggested-chasing-criminals-using-airplane+mounted-gun+bobsleds/gallery/1"> futurism</a>. He was less renowned for his <em>Clockwork Orange</em>-style views on marriage, which are equal parts horrifying and gut-busting.				<a href="http://io9.com/5772890/in-the-future-well-undergo-tests-to-avoid-marrying-frigid-hubbies-and-tricky-lesbians" title="Click here to read more about In the future, we'll undergo tests to avoid marrying frigid hubbies and tricky lesbians">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 28 Feb 2011 19:51:14 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ray Kurzweil uses math to prove that we have no energy crisis]]></title>
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				Futurist and singularitarian Ray Kurzweil recently told PBS' Lauren Feeney that we don't need to worry about peak oil or carbon emissions. That's a relief. He's applied his "law of accelerating returns," developed to describe the way consumer electronics improve exponentially, to the field of solar power. Kurzweil tells Feeney:				<a href="http://io9.com/5766786/ray-kurtzweil-uses-math-to-prove-that-we-have-no-energy-crisis" title="Click here to read more about Ray Kurzweil uses math to prove that we have no energy crisis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Feb 2011 07:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The future of annoying is an advertising robot that chases you through the mall]]></title>
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				It's a common theme in scifi that robots will be encumbered with menial tasks, but Duval Guillaume's Alfa Romeo machine's saddled with a deplorable gig. The remote-controlled sign trails consumers throughout a Belgian mall, begging them to buy a car.				<a href="http://io9.com/5746426/the-future-of-annoying-is-an-advertising-robot-that-chases-you-through-the-mall" title="Click here to read more about The future of annoying is an advertising robot that chases you through the mall">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 Jan 2011 17:10:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 Getting ready to upload your consciousness into a brain-emulating computer in a decade or two? You'll be waiting a lot longer than that. Princeton computer science researcher Timothy B. Lee doesn't think we'll ever upload our brains. Here's why.				<a href="http://io9.com/5739473/your-brain-will-never-turn-into-software-on-a-supercomputer" title="Click here to read more about Your brain will never turn into software on a supercomputer">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 21 Jan 2011 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				Now that e-book readers no longer suck as much as they once did, all sorts of people are prophesying the death of the physical book. Nicholas Negroponte <a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/06/physical-book-dead/">told the Techonomy Conference in Lake Tahoe, CA</a>, that paper books were already dead, and people just don't realize it. "It's happening. It not happening in 10 years. It's happening in 5 years," he added. But over at Crunchgear, Devin Coldeway explains why it may take a whole lot longer than that. And of course, physical books won't ever really die, they'll just experience the same transformation <a href="http://io9.com/5048291/karl-lagerfeld-is-not-actually-a-ninja-the-future-of-magazines">that's already hit magazines</a> &mdash; they'll become luxury items. Coldeway's whole essay is worth checking out. [<a href="http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/08/07/its-futurists-versus-consumers-as-the-death-of-the-book-is-prophesied/">Crunchgear</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5608606/will-print-books-really-be-dead-within-5-years" title="Click here to read more about Will print books really be dead within 5 years?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Aug 2010 16:20:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Gary Shteyngart, author of the hit novel <em>Super Sad True Love Story</em>, tells the L.A. Times he wanted to set his novel after the collapse of the United States. But the disaster scenarios he came up with kept coming true.				<a href="http://io9.com/5608556/author-kept-coming-up-with-scenarios-for-the-fall-of-the-united-states-++-but-then-they-kept-coming-true" title="Click here to read more about Author kept coming up with scenarios for the fall of the United States &mdash; but then they kept coming true">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Aug 2010 14:00:29 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				No, sorry, you're not stoned enough to watch the trailer for <em>Turning Into Gods</em>, the new Singularity documentary. You won't be able to appreciate lines like, "In order to use your head, you have to go out of your mind."				<a href="http://io9.com/5554149/get-reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally-stoned-and-watch-a-documentary-about-the-singularity" title="Click here to read more about Get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally stoned and watch a documentary about the Singularity">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Jun 2010 12:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Want to market your awesome new theory of the future, but can't come up with a buzzword? This spiffy chart can help. [via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/russelldavies/4422326408/">Russell Davies</a> (no not the <em>Doctor Who</em> one)]				<a href="http://io9.com/5495993/build-your-own-futurist-theory-with-this-handy-chart" title="Click here to read more about Build Your Own Futurist Theory With This Handy Chart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:12:52 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 In 1910, the <em>New York Tribune</em> published this photo composite of what a "future American" might look like. <em>Time</em> magazine repeated the experiment in 1993 with a computer-generated blend of faces. Could either be right?				<a href="http://io9.com/5482465/what-will-americans-of-the-future-look-like" title="Click here to read more about What Will Americans Of The Future Look Like?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:20:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 The real question about Apple's new multitouch pseudo-computer, dubbed the iPad, is not whether it sucks or rocks. What all of us really want to know is whether it will change the future. The answer? Yes, but badly.				<a href="http://io9.com/5458822/why-the-ipad-is-crap-futurism" title="Click here to read more about Why The iPad Is Crap Futurism">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 28 Jan 2010 16:47:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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				 You want to be a futurist, but you're afraid of being wrong. Don't worry. I've brought together ideas that will help you succeed without having to be right. All you have to do is follow the simple principles below.				<a href="http://io9.com/5452443/the-evil-futurists-guide-to-world-domination-how-to-be-successful-famous-and-wrong" title="Click here to read more about The Evil Futurists' Guide to World Domination: How to be Successful, Famous, and Wrong">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Jan 2010 09:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Everything You Need To Know About The Singularity (Until Your Brain's Capacity Quintuples, At Least)]]></title>
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				We can't wait until our brains are hardwired into cybernests, so we can fully appreciate the hilariousness of SpaceCollective's guide to skepticism about <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thesingularity" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #thesingularity" href="http://io9.com/tag/thesingularity/">the Singularity</a>. My fave part: This illustration, explaining how "extreme shit going down" leads to The Future.				<a href="http://io9.com/5440709/everything-you-need-to-know-about-the-singularity-until-your-brains-capacity-quintuples-at-least" title="Click here to read more about Everything You Need To Know About The Singularity (Until Your Brain's Capacity Quintuples, At Least)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 05 Jan 2010 11:13:07 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[2000's Wackest Predictions For The World Of 2010]]></title>
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				Are you enjoying your "smellyvision?" Does your implanted microchip adjust every building's temperature when you enter? Or how's your portable quantum generator working out? These are just a few of the craziest predictions for 2010, made in 1999 and 2000.				<a href="http://io9.com/5429401/2000s-wackest-predictions-for-the-world-of-2010" title="Click here to read more about 2000's Wackest Predictions For The World Of 2010">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Dec 2009 08:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Point Of Futurism Isn't To Make Accurate Predictions]]></title>
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				"But in the end, making lots of accurate predictions isn't necessarily the job of the futurist. It's more the act of stimulating creative thought about the future that, in turn, influences how we act today.				<a href="http://io9.com/5423996/the-point-of-futurism-isnt-to-make-accurate-predictions" title="Click here to read more about The Point Of Futurism Isn't To Make Accurate Predictions">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 11 Dec 2009 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Did <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolascage" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #nicolascage" href="http://io9.com/tag/nicolascage/">Nicolas Cage</a> really predict the future in his schlocktastic thriller <em>Knowing</em>? That seems to be what tech startup Global Findability is hinting, in their infringement lawsuit against the film. Apparently Cage's method of locating future disasters is already patented.				<a href="http://io9.com/5417818/the-one-disaster-that-nicolas-cage-couldnt-predict" title="Click here to read more about The One Disaster That Nicolas Cage Couldn't Predict">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:20:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				 If you could have a personal robot that did just one thing, what would it be? That's what futurist Mike Treder asked the readers of his blog, and the top answers revealed what we secretly (or not so secretly) suspected.				<a href="http://io9.com/5417327/recent-poll-reveals-massive-untapped-market-for-sexbots" title="Click here to read more about Recent Poll Reveals Massive Untapped Market for Sexbots">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Dec 2009 12:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Why is <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johntierney" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #johntierney" href="http://io9.com/tag/johntierney/">John Tierney</a> so skeptical, and yet so gullible? The New York Times' science columnist is one of the most vocal global-warming doubters in the media, but when it comes to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #raykurzweil" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #raykurzweil" href="http://io9.com/tag/raykurzweil/">Ray Kurzweil</a>'s Singularity and geo-hacking, he's suddenly wide-eyed.				<a href="http://io9.com/5399572/the-new-york-times-columnist-whos-helping-to-ruin-the-future" title="Click here to read more about The New York Times Columnist Who's Helping To Ruin The Future">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				It's become a cliche to say that our world is changing faster and faster, as we hurtle towards an ultra-advanced future. But it's not true, Nobel Prize-winning economist <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PAUL KRUGMAN" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PAUL KRUGMAN" href="http://io9.com/tag/paul-krugman/">Paul Krugman</a> told Worldcon. Actually, change is slowing down.				<a href="http://io9.com/5335000/krugman-explains-why-progress-is-slowing-down" title="Click here to read more about Krugman Explains Why Progress Is Slowing Down">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:09:02 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				The future is over! It's no longer possible to write about the future, because <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SINGULARITY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged THE SINGULARITY" href="http://io9.com/tag/the-singularity/">the Singularity</a> will definitely happen in twenty years. We'll have artificial intelligence, and the meaning of humanity will be transformed. Is this idea hindering science fiction?				<a href="http://io9.com/5333076/can-you-still-write-science-fiction-set-in-the-future" title="Click here to read more about Can You Still Write Science Fiction Set In The Future?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 08 Aug 2009 15:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[4 Ways The United States Could End In The Next 100 Years]]></title>
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				The United States is always collapsing in science fiction. The U.S. <a href="http://io9.com/tag/liberation/">implodes</a>, <a href="http://io9.com/tag/jericho/">explodes</a>, or just declines. But a team of professional futurists sees only four scenarios that could end the U.S.A. &mdash; and they've got a chart to prove it.				<a href="http://io9.com/5329875/4-ways-the-united-states-could-end-in-the-next-100-years" title="Click here to read more about 4 Ways The United States Could End In The Next 100 Years">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Can Ray Kurzweil's Rosy Predictions Stand Up To Fact-Checking?]]></title>
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				When the Singularity arrives in 2045, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RAY KURZWEIL" title="Click here to read more posts tagged RAY KURZWEIL" href="http://io9.com/tag/ray-kurzweil/">Ray Kurzweil</a> will finally be infallible. Until, then, however the famous futurist's meat brain has made some ludicrously inaccurate predictions, as Newsweek magazine pointed out recently. Kurzweil has sent an angry letter to the magazine, to try and clear his name.				<a href="http://io9.com/5274464/can-ray-kurzweils-rosy-predictions-stand-up-to-fact+checking" title="Click here to read more about Can Ray Kurzweil's Rosy Predictions Stand Up To Fact-Checking?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 01 Jun 2009 13:40:12 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[When the Future Expires - A Timeline]]></title>
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				Putting an expiration date on the future is risky. Take the Terminator franchise: The all-important "Judgment Day" &mdash; originally set in the "near future" of 1997 &mdash; has been pushed back twice already. Here's a timeline of future scenarios past their sell-by dates - and a few that will curdle soon.				<a href="http://io9.com/5270480/when-the-future-expires-+-a-timeline" title="Click here to read more about When the Future Expires - A Timeline">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 26 May 2009 10:52:47 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[We're Only 16 Years Away From Creating Actual Cylons]]></title>
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				We're much closer than you think to the reality of a "mindclone" &mdash; a computer with the mental capacity of the human mind &mdash; says the Institute for Ethics and Emerging Technologies' <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARTINE ROTHBLATT" title="Click here to read more posts tagged MARTINE ROTHBLATT" href="http://io9.com/tag/martine-rothblatt/">Martine Rothblatt</a>. We're "close enough to feel the bits and bytes of cyberbreath on our cheeks." Ooh, spooky.				<a href="http://io9.com/5265004/were-only-16-years-away-from-creating-actual-cylons" title="Click here to read more about We're Only 16 Years Away From Creating Actual Cylons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 May 2009 14:42:01 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				Multi-culturalism isn't just for aliens and dinosaur-people: it benefits mutants too, as the Mutant Ninja Turtles discover when they visit 2105, and blend in with the multi-species population. It's all thanks to the pan-galactic U.N.				<a href="http://io9.com/5145036/a-society-that-tolerates-triceratops+men-is-a-better-place-for-all" title="Click here to read more about A Society That Tolerates Triceratops-Men Is A Better Place For All">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Back in 1981, this newscast showed us an amazing new technology: Newspapers online! The newscaster chuckles that it can't really compete with print. And the editors say they'll never make money on it.				<a href="http://io9.com/5142365/online-media-will-never-threaten-print-media" title="Click here to read more about Online Media Will Never Threaten Print Media">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:24:59 PST]]></pubDate>
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				A Russian social scientist is making waves with his prediction, floated since 1998, that the United States will split into a set of independent republics by 2010. Are we finally going to see Ecotopia?				<a href="http://io9.com/5119980/in-a-couple-of-years-sarah-palins-house-could-be-in-russia" title="Click here to read more about In A Couple Of Years, Sarah Palin's House Could Be In Russia">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Stop sorting your paper and plastic into recycling bins, urges economics professor Art Caden. Instead of trying to save the planet, we should be preparing for its inevitable demise, and building our own Battlestar.				<a href="http://io9.com/5116204/battlestar-galactica-proves-environmentalism-is-a-waste-of-time" title="Click here to read more about Battlestar Galactica Proves Environmentalism Is A Waste Of Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				How can you predict future technologies? You can't, according to five great science fiction authors quoted in the new <em>CIO Magazine</em>. But at least you can predict what types of problems will crop up.				<a href="http://io9.com/5112549/larry-nivens-iron+clad-rules-for-predicting-future-tech" title="Click here to read more about Larry Niven's Iron-Clad Rules For Predicting Future Tech">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Want a good (but bitter) laugh? Read "Manufacturing In 2020," a new report by management consulting firm Capgemini. Apparently, trends from two years ago will continue unabated into the Roaring Twenties.				<a href="http://io9.com/5108675/consultants-say-2020-will-be-just-like-2006-only-more" title="Click here to read more about Consultants Say 2020 Will Be Just Like 2006, Only More!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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