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			<title><![CDATA[The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme]]></title>
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				If there's a greater movie than <em>Cyborg</em>, starring <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME" title="Click here to read more posts tagged JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME" href="http://io9.com/tag/jean_claude-van-damme/">Jean-Claude Van Damme</a>, we're not sure we could stand to watch it. In this sequence, post-apocalyptic pirate-fighter Gibson gets crucified and has a traumatic flashback. Below, the greatest rain fight scene ever.				<a href="http://io9.com/5349778/the-last-temptation-of-jean+claude-van-damme" title="Click here to read more about The Last Temptation Of Jean-Claude Van Damme">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Aug 2009 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[How To Get Root On Angelina Jolie's Brain]]></title>
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				Could this be the greatest Angelina Jolie moment ever? Long before she starred in <em>Wanted</em> — before <em>Hackers</em>, even — she played a cyborg named Cash Reese in 1993's <em>Cyborg 2</em>, directed by the great schlock-meister Albert Pyun. Here are some of our favorite moments from the film, including a scene where a lady hacker gets root on Angelina's brain by talking to her about cream. Oh yes.				<a href="http://io9.com/5050862/how-to-get-root-on-angelina-jolies-brain" title="Click here to read more about How To Get Root On Angelina Jolie's Brain">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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