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				Artist Clinton Felker has given some of the <em>Star Wars </em>universe's most iconic characters a bushido makeover. Check out his takes on Darth Vader, Yoda, the stormtroopers, and that notorious ronin Boba Fett. The only thing we're missing here is Oni The Hutt.<div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://io9.com/5883772/samurai-star-wars-characters-out-of-a-movie-too-awesome-to-exist" title="Click here to read more about Samurai Star Wars characters, out of a movie too awesome to exist">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:10:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				We've seen <a href="http://io9.com/5781102/painter-adds-giant-monsters-to-insipid-yard-sale-landscape-paintings/gallery/1">kaiju inserted into yard sale paintings</a> and<a href="http://io9.com/5841112/was-nicolas-cage-a-vampire-during-the-civil-war-this-1000000-photograph-holds-the-answers"> vampiric 1800s facsimiles of Nicolas Cage</a>. In the spirit of such portraiture comes Alex Gross' series of science fiction <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabinet_card">cabinet cards</a>, in which he takes poor dead bastards who kicked it 100+ years ago and repaints them as pop icons. Gross will be presenting a new batch of cards in <a href="http://jonathanlevinegallery.com/?method=Exhibit.Upcoming">Los Angeles next month</a>. Here are some of our favorites.<div style="clear: both;"></div>				<a href="http://io9.com/5879051/artist-transforms-constipated-victorian-photos-into-flamboyant-scifi-heroes" title="Click here to read more about Artist transforms constipated Victorian photos into flamboyant scifi heroes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 24 Jan 2012 19:15:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Who wants to see a mostly naked, grotesquely jacked Darth Vader?]]></title>
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				 Who knew Darth Vader was secretly hiding a twisted mound of quivering muscles under his cape? Behold Anakin Skywalker, spread-eagle and plenty disrobed. This veiny rendition of the Sith Lord is brought to you by Deviant Artist <a href="http://ornia.deviantart.com/#/d4ka8zq">Ornia</a>. You're welcome, internet.				<a href="http://io9.com/5875167/who-wants-to-see-a-mostly-naked-grotesquely-jacked-darth-vader" title="Click here to read more about Who wants to see a mostly naked, grotesquely jacked Darth Vader?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 11 Jan 2012 09:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[French fast food chain offers Darth Vader burger with black Dark Side bun]]></title>
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				How do you show your allegiance to your side of the Force? Is it with your deeds? Your affinity for wearing black cloaks? Putting the title "Darth" before your name? A French burger chain wants Star Wars fans to choose their side of the Force by choosing their burger.				<a href="http://io9.com/5873879/french-fast-food-chain-offers-darth-vader-burger-with-black-dark-side-bun" title="Click here to read more about French fast food chain offers Darth Vader burger with black Dark Side bun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 07 Jan 2012 15:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				You may not know that Darth Vader lives a very questionable lifestyle off-camera. When not making <em>Star Wars </em>films, the Sith Lord has been known <a href="http://io9.com/5594708/darth-vader-robbed-a-bank-in-long-island">to rob banks</a> and <a href="http://io9.com/5861428/strange-law-allowed-darth-vader-to-grab-free-land-in-the-ukraine">exploit ill-conceived Ukrainian property laws</a>. The intergalactic ne'er-do-well's latest imbroglio takes us Orlando, Florida, where an intoxicated Vader attempted to take a nap...in the middle of the street...at 2:45 AM yesterday morning.				<a href="http://io9.com/5873660/darth-vader-was-tasered-and-pepper+sprayed-in-florida" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader was tasered and pepper-sprayed in Florida">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 06 Jan 2012 06:40:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/2270 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/2270 -->  Courtesy of Dark Horse Comics, here's an exclusive, behind-the-scenes look at how artist Chris Scalf digitally illustrated the upcoming cover of <em>Star Wars: Blood Ties – Boba Fett is Dead </em>#3. Watch as the Sith Lord and the carnage he's wreaked appear right before your very eyes!<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5869017/in-this-time+lapse-video-darth-vaders-portrait-materializes-in-under-four-minutes" title="Click here to read more about In this time-lapse portrait, Darth Vader materializes in under four minutes">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 17 Dec 2011 09:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: ezFBvrqQChM --><!-- /videoId: ezFBvrqQChM -->After Odessa city authorities okayed an initiative to parcel out land by the Black Sea to citizens, Darth Vader trotted down to the mayor's office to capitalize on this opportunity to expand the Empire. Explains <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/11/18/us-ukraine-darthvader-odd-idUSTRE7AH1S620111118?">Reuters</a>:				<a href="http://io9.com/5861428/strange-law-allowed-darth-vader-to-grab-free-land-in-the-ukraine" title="Click here to read more about Strange law allowed Darth Vader to grab free land in the Ukraine">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Nov 2011 08:10:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[This video of a little kid learning who Luke Skywalker's father is will melt your cold shriveled heart]]></title>
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				<em>Star Wars</em> fans have been a cynical lot as of late, given <a href="http://io9.com/5835951/darth-vader-will-lose-a-little-more-of-his-dignity-in-star-wars-original-trilogy-blu+rays-listen-for-yourself">the rather dubious changes</a> to <a href="http://io9.com/5841183/the-star-wars-blu+ray-set-gets-35-out-of-5">the films' Blu-ray release</a>. But this video of YouTube user<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/bashthemonkey"> BashTheMonkey</a>'s four-year-old son reacting to Darth Vader's paternity reveal should brighten your Monday morning. Unless you're George Lucas, of course &mdash; you're already scheming to make <a href="http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Dengar">Dengar </a>Luke's poppa for <a href="http://io9.com/5650703/its-a-trap-all-six-star-wars-movies-getting-3+d-theatrical-re+release">the 3D re-release</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5845997/this-video-of-a-little-kid-learning-who-luke-skywalkers-father-is-will-melt-your-cold-shriveled-heart" title="Click here to read more about This video of a little kid learning who Luke Skywalker's father is will melt your cold shriveled heart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				It's the showdown that you've been waiting for your whole life: Darth Vader vs. Superman. Except that this isn't a test of strength, dexterity or willpower &mdash; it's who had a worse week.				<a href="http://io9.com/5836447/what-are-you-more-annoyed-by-darth-vaders-overdub-or-supermans-weird-costume" title="Click here to read more about What are you more annoyed by: Darth Vader's overdub, or Superman's weird costume?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				George Lucas is not satisfied with turning the puppet Yoda in <em>Star Wars: The Phantom Menace</em> into a CG creation. Or just fixing some of the wonky lightsabre effects in the original trilogy. He's going a bit further.				<a href="http://io9.com/5835951/darth-vader-will-lose-a-little-more-of-his-dignity-in-star-wars-original-trilogy-blu+rays-listen-for-yourself" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader will lose a little more of his dignity in Star Wars original trilogy Blu-rays. Listen for yourself!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 30 Aug 2011 14:36:38 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: explore/io9/videos/1609 --><!-- /videoId: explore/io9/videos/1609 --> Who needs a Magic 8-Ball when you can ask a Sith Lord about your problems? We're exclusively announcing the launch of two new "digital experiences" Fox is rolling out in celebration of the <em>Star Wars</em> Blu-ray release, including a digital catalog where you can vote for the best<em> Star Wars</em> out of the entire six-movie saga and "Ask Vader!" Check it out now. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://io9.com/5833630/ask-vader-anything-you-want" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Ask Vader&quot; anything you want!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 23 Aug 2011 11:25:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Is that a bearded, lightsaber-wielding Han Solo?! You bet your ass it is. This t-shirt features early concept art drawn up by none other than legendary concept designer Ralph McQuarrie &mdash; the man behind much of the look and feel of the original Star Wars trilogy. This is just one of over 20 new Star Wars tees being sold for $25 apiece over at Welovefine.com, so check out the gallery for a sampling of our favorites, then go drool over <a href="http://www.welovefine.com/nby.php?c=2#/instantSearch=1&id_lang=1&q=143&c=2&wa=&st=&o=n&p=1">the rest of them</a>.				<a href="http://io9.com/5827536/a-collection-of-star-wars-t+shirts-that-can-serve-as-your-entire-back+to+school-wardrobe" title="Click here to read more about A collection of Star Wars t-shirts that can serve as your entire back-to-school wardrobe">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As a counterpoint to Leia's omnipresent chain mail bikini, <a href="http://philnoto.tumblr.com/post/6970738677/leia-skywalker-dark-lord-of-the-sith-just-a">comic artist Phil Noto</a> drew up this dapper depiction of the princess in her dad's work uniform (she jettisoned the respirator).				<a href="http://io9.com/5817947/what-if-princess-leia-scrapped-the-cinnamon-bun-haircut-and-went-sith" title="Click here to read more about What if Princess Leia scrapped the cinnamon bun haircut and went Sith?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				 Is Darth Vader a skilled uni-questrian? How does his riding style compare to that of Boba Fett? Artist Mike Joos explores the mythical beasts, and weird bicycles, that our favorite superheroes (and villains) love to ride.				<a href="http://io9.com/5794957/see-darth-vader-riding-a-unicorn-it-is-your-destiny/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about See Darth Vader riding a unicorn: It is your destiny!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<!-- videoId: d5mK7dzyUkM --><!-- /videoId: d5mK7dzyUkM --> Watch as one brave young Padawan publicly pledges her allegiance to Darth Vader, causing a befuddled Mace Windu to escort her off stage and send her to the "Sith Academy." I think we've just found the next Secret Apprentice!				<a href="http://io9.com/5791115/little-girl-joins-the-dark-side-is-promptly-kicked-out-of-the-jedi-academy" title="Click here to read more about Little girl joins the Dark Side, is promptly kicked out of the Jedi Academy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:58:36 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Yesterday we discussed<a href="http://io9.com/#!5771934/how-can-you-tell-if-your-kid-is-old-enough-to-watch-empire-strikes-back-and-other-dark-classics"> at what age it's appropriate</a> to allow your children to watch darker science fiction classics. And once your kids get over their fear of Spock's eyebrows, you can chart their height on this nifty poster.				<a href="http://io9.com/5786744/are-you-as-tall-as-a-dalek-consult-this-7+foot+tall-science-fiction-growth-chart/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Are you as tall as a Dalek? Consult this 7-foot-tall science fiction growth chart">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 29 Mar 2011 07:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				Earlier this week. James Earl Jones was coerced into reading<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkDbTEemErA&feature=related"> Justin Bieber lyrics on national television</a>. His bemused performance was strange enough, but then an intrepid YouTube remixer spliced his spoken word onto <em>The Empire Strikes Back</em>'s big reveal. This video isn't that much different from reality. Darth Vader was spontaneously conceived thanks to midichlorians; Bieber &mdash; the genetic amalgamation of Tevin Campbell,<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T67hk08Smg"> Jordy</a>, and one of those puppets from<a href="http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/gelflings1.jpg"><em> The Dark Crystal </em></a>&mdash; was brewed in a laboratory somewhere.				<a href="http://io9.com/5764979/darth-vader-%252B-justin-bieber--the-ultimate-sith-superweapon" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader + Justin Bieber = The ultimate Sith superweapon?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 19 Feb 2011 07:30:04 PST]]></pubDate>
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				<!-- videoId: L6C01tyrhf0 --><!-- /videoId: L6C01tyrhf0 -->University of Amsterdam students Daniel Karavolos, Sicco van Sas, and Maarten van der Velden hacked an Xbox Kinect to create this Superman virtual reality game. The player's body movements control Superman onscreen &mdash; stretching one's arms causes Superman to fly faster, and tapping the sides of the VR goggles activate his heat vision and frost breath. There's also a famous boss who appears pretty imposing, but he's deceptively easy to kill.				<a href="http://io9.com/5759200/check-out-this-superman-vr-simulator-made-using-xbox-kinect" title="Click here to read more about Check out this Superman VR simulator made using Xbox Kinect">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 13 Feb 2011 12:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				You've seen Lord Vader's transformation from charred stump to cyborg in <em>Revenge of the Sith</em>. But what's the day-to-day maintenance for his life support armor like? <em>Darth Vader And The Lost Command</em> takes us inside the Sith Lord's painful upkeep.				<a href="http://io9.com/5748111/sneak-peek-inside-darth-vaders-routine-oil-change/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Sneak Peek Inside Darth Vader's Routine &quot;Oil Change&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:01:04 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				Too long have we gone without some quality Tusken Raider or Darth Vader upskirt. Well wait no more &mdash; this odd collection of <em>Star Wars</em> pinups will finally answer that nagging question, "What do Admiral Ackbar's wife's legs look like?"				<a href="http://io9.com/5728056/darth-vader-admiral-ackbar-and-boba-fett-re+imagined-as-sexy-pin+up-girls" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader, Admiral Ackbar and Boba Fett re-imagined as sexy pin-up girls">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Jan 2011 16:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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				What if you redesigned Darth Vader, but you only had a few sentences of description from the script to go on? Artist Carlos Villagra (and a few others) tried. Here's what they dreamed the Dark Lord could have looked like.				<a href="http://io9.com/5719160/artists-redesign-darth-vader-with-only-george-lucas-original-script-as-a-guide" title="Click here to read more about Artists redesign Darth Vader with only George Lucas' original script as a guide">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Dec 2010 12:57:26 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Advertising agency H-57 Creative Station have worked a little letterpress magic to <a href="http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2010/11/h-57-creative-station-the-force-of-typography/">render characters from <em>Star Wars</em> with nothing more than typographical symbols</a>. They're perfect for those times when you need a formal Vader-themed invitation. [via <a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2010/11/17/star-wars-typography-2/">Neatorama</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5694702/star-wars-characters-rendered-with-the-force-of-typography/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Star Wars characters rendered with the Force of typography">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				In 1978, David Prowse, better known as Darth Vader's body, spoiled <em>The Empire Strikes Back</em> to a cheering crowd in Berkeley, California...two years before <em>Empire </em>came out. But did Prowse actually know the ending, or was this sheer coincidence?				<a href="http://io9.com/5684916/in-1978-darth-vaders-actor-spoiled-the-empire-strikes-backs-ending-to-a-local-newspaper/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about In 1978, Darth Vader's actor spoiled the Empire Strikes Back's ending to a local newspaper">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:30:52 PST]]></pubDate>
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				This is one astromech droid that will keep you flying. This incredible R2D2 pumpkin is the work of Noel Dickover, the undisputed champion of science-fiction pumpkin carving who gave us <a href="http://io9.com/5068026/science-fictions-great-villains-immortalized-in-pumpkin-flesh">the Death Star pumpkin</a>. And check out pumpkin Darth Vader!				<a href="http://io9.com/5667098/the-amazing-r2d2-pumpkin-from-the-creator-of-the-death-star-pumpkin/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about The amazing R2D2 pumpkin, from the creator of the Death Star pumpkin!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Oct 2010 15:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 16 Sep 2010 12:31:20 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Spotted on the convention floor: even Sith lords and bounty hunters get dressed up for Comic Con.				<a href="http://io9.com/5595989/darth-vader-and-boba-fett-class-up-the-joint" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader and Boba Fett class up the joint">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 25 Jul 2010 16:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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				At 11:30 AM yesterday, Darth Vader robbed a Chase bank in Setauket, NY. Brandishing a pistol and camouflage pants, Vader tussled with an incredulous customer and left with an unknown amount of cash. Hey, Death Stars don't grow on trees.				<a href="http://io9.com/5594708/darth-vader-robbed-a-bank-in-long-island" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader robbed a bank in Long Island">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 23 Jul 2010 08:32:29 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				It's a typical day in New York. Leia Organa's doing some light reading on the subway, when suddenly a cadre of Imperial trooper enters. One stop later, a Sith Lord is using public transportation. Yes, Improv Everywhere has struck again.				<a href="http://io9.com/5587348/darth-vader-and-the-stormtroopers-invade-the-new-york-subway" title="Click here to read more about Darth Vader and the Stormtroopers invade the New York subway">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:13:03 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Cyriaque Lamar]]></dc:creator>
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				When not trolling the galaxy for his latest bounty, Boba Fett likes to kick back in this casual hoodie/jacket combo. He's joined on the high-fashion runway by his dear old dad, Stormtroopers, and even Jar Jar Binks.				<a href="http://io9.com/5567564/what-boba-fett-wears-on-his-day-off/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about What Boba Fett wears on his day off">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: 2ljFfL-mL70 --><!-- /videoId: 2ljFfL-mL70 -->It sounds like a good idea, at first: programming your GPS with the Sith Lord's dulcet tones so he can tell you when to turn and when to stop. But how long before all that heavy breathing gets insufferable?				<a href="http://io9.com/5530743/do-you-really-want-darth-vader-giving-you-driving-directions" title="Click here to read more about Do You Really Want Darth Vader Giving You Driving Directions?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Marc Bernardin]]></dc:creator>
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				Both Tony Stark and Anakin Skywalker took to a suit of armor to live. Both came around to becoming heroes. And both are at the center of a massive franchise. But Darth Vader falls short in almost every other way.				<a href="http://io9.com/5527652/38-reasons-why-iron-man-is-cooler-than-darth-vader" title="Click here to read more about 38 Reasons Why Iron Man is Cooler than Darth Vader">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 30 Apr 2010 08:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Darth Vader is doing a little image-control by sponsoring WWF's Earth Hour. He even taped a little video confession about how he's not really a bad guy. So turn to the "dark side" and turn off the lights. Get it?				<a href="http://io9.com/5490712/this-sith-lord-uses-the-dark-side-to-save-the-planet-and-baby-animals" title="Click here to read more about This Sith Lord Uses The Dark Side To Save The Planet, And Baby Animals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				What would world history look like if superheroes were real? Probably something like Agan Harahap's Photoshopped-revisionist images that place Superman in WWII and Batman alongside Castro in 1959. Here're some of the best, and more can be found <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/31199746@N02/sets/72157622452249309/">here</a>. [Flickr]				<a href="http://io9.com/5433840/spider+man-wins-the-war-+-and-more/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Spider-Man Wins The War - And More!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 26 Dec 2009 11:00:35 PST]]></pubDate>
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				There are leaders, and then there are masters. You've got the archetypal Master in <em>Doctor Who</em>, but masters include anybody in a black cape whose minions say "yesssss, master." How can you get some master action? Let us show you.				<a href="http://io9.com/5433899/become-a-master-in-10-easy-steps" title="Click here to read more about Become A Master In 10 Easy Steps">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 24 Dec 2009 13:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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				It looks like Wall Street is getting a little boost from the Dark Side of the Force. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #darthvader" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #darthvader" href="http://io9.com/tag/darthvader/">Darth Vader</a> and a team of Clone Troopers arrived at the New York <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #stockexchange" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #stockexchange" href="http://io9.com/tag/stockexchange/">Stock Exchange</a> this morning to ring the opening bell.				<a href="http://io9.com/5432336/the-galactic-empire-takes-control-of-wall-street" title="Click here to read more about The Galactic Empire Takes Control of Wall Street">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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				Captain America wasn't the only superhero to fight the Nazis. Agan Harahap offers his own superpowered alternate history of WWII, by adding costumed heroes (and one notable villain) to famous photographs from the war.				<a href="http://io9.com/5384588/photos-reveal-the-secret-superhero-history-of-wwii/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Photos Reveal the Secret Superhero History of WWII">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 06:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				 Who doesn't want to pick at the giant scab that was formerly Anakin Skywalker's skull? Now we all can, with the "Birthing Vader Battle Pack."				<a href="http://io9.com/5365604/now-you-too-can-birth-the-scabby-darth-vader-with-toys" title="Click here to read more about Now You Too Can Birth The Scabby Darth Vader, With Toys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The story of <em><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" href="http://io9.com/tag/battlestar-galactica/">Battlestar Galactica</a></em> may be finished, but the merchandising potential will continue forever... even if the products seem a little familiar. For example: A new version of last year's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CYLON TOASTER" title="Click here to read more posts tagged CYLON TOASTER" href="http://io9.com/tag/cylon-toaster/">Cylon Toaster</a>, but new(ish) and improved!				<a href="http://io9.com/5312229/new-bsg-toaster-more-toaster+like" title="Click here to read more about New BSG Toaster More Toaster-Like">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 12 Jul 2009 11:00:05 PDT]]></pubDate>
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				Who knew Lisa Simpson was such a gifted little fanfic writer? With the help of her new bestie, Emily Blunt, Lisa imagines a world of two-horned ponies, and uncovers one character's secret <em>Star Wars</em> fetish.				<a href="http://io9.com/5140325/headless-vader-finds-love-on-the-simpsons" title="Click here to read more about Headless Vader Finds Love On The Simpsons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 27 Jan 2009 11:07:41 PST]]></pubDate>
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				Ever wondered what <em>Star Wars</em> was originally going to look like, back when Luke Skywalker still called himself Starkiller? These images from early storyboards for the 1977 movie let us glimpse a time when the Millennium Falcon was half the ship that we've come to know and love, Darth Vader wore mittens, and <em>Star Wars</em> still had a definitive article in its title. Click through to see the world we didn't grow up on.				<a href="http://io9.com/5083272/what-star-wars-couldve-looked-like-a-long-time-ago" title="Click here to read more about What Star Wars Could've Looked Like, A Long Time Ago">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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