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				 Should you choose to protest at the Democratic National Convention this year, you may be hit with a case of a muddy bottom. The cops are reputed to be considering the use of a <a href="http://io9.com/358446/set-your-bowel-disruptor-to-explosive-diarrhea">poop gun, otherwise known as the "Brown Note,"</a> which blasts an infrasound frequency that debilitates a person by making them defecate involuntarily. The use of this crowd controller would truly make a mark among scifi weaponry. Fox News asked Denver's biggest activist on how they will prepare for such an occurence. Click through for their answer.				<a href="http://io9.com/5020074/democratic-convention-may-debut-use-of-poop-gun" title="Click here to read more about Democratic Convention May Debut Use Of Poop Gun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Meredith Woerner]]></dc:creator>
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