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Dennis Quaid Sticks His Throbbing Lance Into Sean Connery

Sean Connery is the last dragon on Earth, and Dennis Quaid is a soon-to-be-unemployed dragon-hunter, in Dragonheart. So they cook up a great scam: Quaid pretends to kill Connery's dragon over and over, and gets paid every time.

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