"The classy dames just don't want to play footsie with a guy who ends a date by feeding them to a giant raccoon — sorry, rancor." Learn more important life advice from the Jedi detective, Ben Kenobi. [The Awesomer]
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Oct 25, 2010 9:30 AM
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"The classy dames just don't want to play footsie with a guy who ends a date by feeding them to a giant raccoon — sorry, rancor." Learn more important life advice from the Jedi detective, Ben Kenobi. [
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