Is President Obama afraid of embracing the latest in military technology? America's Most Trusted News Source, The Onion thinks so - and it's got the video to prove it. Dragon-Headed Dinobot-esque tanks FTW.

Yes, the price may be high, but admit it: If you saw one of those tanks coming towards you, you'd want to surrender.

Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon [The Onion]