Giant Alien Woman Swallows Fratboy Whole

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Giant Alien Woman Swallows Fratboy Whole

Here's the sleaziest and most scifi moment from the unappreciated classic Dude Where's My Car. The two stoner dorks have just "saved the universe" by handing over a big universe-destroying machine to a pair of Arnold Schwarzenegger clones. But the five vaguely identical evil alien women want to destroy the universe, for some reason that's never really explained. So they morph into a single giant, who stomps through the video arcade, munching on fratboys before finally getting splatted. Click through for an even sleazier moment featuring Jennifer Garner.

Yes, the reward for saving the universe from five women who convert into a super-giant woman is to have your girlfriend's breasts gigantify. Jennifer Garner's career had noplace to go but up.

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