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				This new ad for Puma's v1.08 <a href="http://www.pumafootball.com/pindex.jsp">soccer boot</a> freaks me out. In the year 2178, soccer players will have their legs ripped off and replaced with weird cyber-horse legs, so they can trot around and do kangaroo jumps for the amusement of their beer-swilling orthohuman masters. Until then, the ad says, the closest you can get to being a deformed cyber-beast athlete is to buy Puma's newest model. It's just the latest in a long line of <a href="http://io9.com/344642/cybervertising-proves-cyber-may-not-be-so-punk-anymore">freaky dystopian</a> adverts. 				<a href="http://io9.com/351993/animal+cyborg-soccer-slaves-of-2178" title="Click here to read more about Animal-Cyborg Soccer Slaves Of 2178">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 04 Feb 2008 12:00:23 PST]]></pubDate>
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