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			<title><![CDATA[Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]]]></title>
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				In this scene from the movie <em>Decoys 2</em>, an evil alien transforms into a sassy dominatrix so she can mate with a young guy. It's just one of the most embarrassing alien mating scenes ever.				<a href="http://io9.com/5216894/most-embarrassing-alien-mating-scenes-of-all-time-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Most Embarrassing Alien Mating Scenes Of All Time [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:11:30 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]]]></title>
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				I thought<em> Evil Aliens</em> had the <a href="http://io9.com/5039775/a-crash-course-in-alien-reproduction-%5Bnsfw%5D">most heinous alien impregnation scene</a>... until I saw 1981's <em>Inseminoid</em>, a low-rent <em>Alien</em> clone. And yes, this alien has a bong for a penis. Clip is NSFW.				<a href="http://io9.com/5118868/inseminoid-the-name-says-it-all-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about Inseminoid. The Name Says It All [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:09:14 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Crash Course In Alien Reproduction [NSFW]]]></title>
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				A voluptuous bug-eyed alien woman has her way with nerdy Gavin, while poor Foxy gets impregnated with an jagged-toothed alien fetus, in this horrific sequence from the horror-comedy <em>Evil Aliens</em>. Gavin, who's been having lurid dreams about alien sex for ages, definitely gets the better end of the deal, but both close encounters are amazingly revolting. In <em>Evil Aliens</em>, a tabloidy cable TV show crew investigates rumors of alien abduction and impregnation and gets more than they bargained for. It's worth watching just for the funny twist ending. [<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383353/">IMDB</a>]				<a href="http://io9.com/5039775/a-crash-course-in-alien-reproduction-[nsfw]" title="Click here to read more about A Crash Course In Alien Reproduction [NSFW]">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 Aug 2008 18:52:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[In SF, Third Breast Is More Common Than Third Eye]]></title>
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				Why does science fiction love extra breasts so much? Blame Douglas Adams, who threw in a reference to the triple-breasted whore Eccentrica Gallumbits in <em>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy</em>. It sounded all sophisticated and sly coming from a Brit. But then William Shatner and Paul Verhoeven got their hands on the concept. <em>Star Trek V</em>, Shatner's directorial debut and swansong, features a three-breasted cat dancer (above) who wrestles Captain Kirk. In <em>Total Recall</em> a year later, a sex-worker flashes her accessory breast at Arnie, who miraculously doesn't grope her. How long before we have three breasts in 3-D? Find out in our gallery. (NSFW below the fold.)				<a href="http://io9.com/327691/in-sf-third-breast-is-more-common-than-third-eye" title="Click here to read more about In SF, Third Breast Is More Common Than Third Eye">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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