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			<title><![CDATA[12 theories about &quot;Lost&quot; that were better than the actual show]]></title>
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				A big part of being a fan of <em>Lost</em> was concocting your own theories, and nobody's guesses were more elaborate than those of Entertainment Weekly's Jeff "Doc" Jensen. Here are 12 Jensen theories that were cooler than the real answers.				<a href="http://io9.com/5607679/12-theories-about-lost-that-were-better-than-the-actual-show" title="Click here to read more about 12 theories about &quot;Lost&quot; that were better than the actual show">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Aug 2010 10:47:27 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Charlie Jane Anders]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Twilight Makes for the Best Fanwank Ever]]></title>
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				 Yesterday's release of <i>Twilight</i> made certain that your weekend will be filled with the sound of screaming tweeny fangirl hordes, an auditory experience that the movie's lead actor Robert Pattinson described as "terrifying ... like the sound you hear at the gates of hell." It would be easy to hate these creepy, utterly mediocre books and the phenomenon they've spawned &mdash; but I think you'll find it's even easier just to throw your head back and laugh. Next to the fangirl hordes are even bigger crowds of "lolfans," and they are here to remind us that <i>Twilight</i> has truly given us the greatest gift of all:  oodles and oodles of hilarious, sardonic ass-kickery from people on the internet.				<a href="http://io9.com/5096763/twilight-makes-for-the-best-fanwank-ever" title="Click here to read more about Twilight Makes for the Best Fanwank Ever">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Nivair H. Gabriel]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Japanese Bars Cater to Fans of Sentient Body Armor]]></title>
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				 In Tokyo's district for <em>otaku</em>, or mega-fans, two bars will soon be recreating the Gundam <em>anime</em> universe. Featured in countless animated series, Gundam is a world where people wear sentient body armor, or "mobile suits," for fighting. Also, sometimes, for loving. Patrons of the Gundam bars will be served by waitresses in full body armor. And maybe they'll get to see some war action.				<a href="http://io9.com/333293/japanese-bars-cater-to-fans-of-sentient-body-armor" title="Click here to read more about Japanese Bars Cater to Fans of Sentient Body Armor">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:00:55 PST]]></pubDate>
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