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Fireworks boxing is the greatest sport that never caught on

Fireworks boxing is the greatest sport that never caught onThis blurb appeared in a 1937 issue of Popular Science. In London, two fellows donned asbestos suits and feigned a boxing match while their pyrotechnic doppelgangers exploded alongside them, like some sort of spontaneously combusting conjoined twins.

Somewhere in a shady warehouse on the wrong side of the tracks, I bet the forbidden art of fireworks boxing is still practiced, its clandestine, detonating pugilists courting third-degree burns and mesothelioma with every jab. But sweet victory! I wager it tastes like thermite.

Fireworks boxing is the greatest sport that never caught on

[Via Ptak Science Books]

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