First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

We've seen the character designs for the Michael Bay-produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, but these new action figures have revealed a few secrets of their own. Here, take a look...

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

First look at the action figures of Michael Bay's TMNT

So...

1) Michaelangelo is definitely wearing a hoodie around his waist. A hoodie that can't possibly fit him.

2) I think Donatello is wearing a proton pack. Did Ray accidentally flush one down the toilet?

3) The figures look all right from the front and back, but check out Leonardo in the very last pic — he looks thick. Like pro football linebacker thick. I'm not trying to weight-shame an anthropomorphic turtle who can kill me in seconds, but I have to think having a 56-inch chest might hinder one's ninja abilities.

4) Possibly related: Raphael has something horribly wrong with his neck. Guys, I'm getting worried that this may be a movie version of Jim Lee's TMNT...

[AC Toys via Comic Book Movie]