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Star Trek: The Next Generation-A XXX Parody is the third of writer/director Sam Hain's "dark parodies" (the first two were the excellent Sex Files movies) that operate as a porn version of fan fiction, imaging a logical opening in the storyline of the original show and replacing it with a vaginal one. More »
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Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody is the latest porn movie to bring together science fiction and porn. It's also a loving tribute and unofficial sequel to a classic TNG episode starring some major Trekkie porn stars, not to mention an uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator. More »
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On January 13, a unique NASA artifact goes up for auction. What is it? A topless photo of Ms. DeDe Lind (a.k.a. Playboy's Miss August 1967) that was smuggled aboard Apollo 12. Bidding starts at $1000. More »
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Is there anything sexier than faeries? The little wings, the delicate features, the sexy magic... it should surprise nobody that the fae have been starring in their own porn for ages. Here's the sexiest, most enchanting fairy porn. It's NSFW! More »
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You haven't crossed the final frontier until you've had sex in space. It's the ultimate dream: weightless lovemaking. Here are 11 awesome zero-gravity sex scenes...plus one real-life zero G sexytime moment caught on video. More »
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This is the season of scifi burlesque. But if you want to stand out from the crowd, there's nothing like doing a lesbian version of Edward and Bella's romance from the Twilight series - complete with pregnancy and birth scene. More »
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Burlesque has always had a love affair geek culture. There's something about sexy individuals dressing (and undressing) as science fiction icons that gets the pulse racing. But this month may've been the greatest scifi burlesque month ever. NSFW pics below! More »
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Is there anything more glamorous and sexier than a woman with magical powers? Our new favorite blog is Sexy Witch, which posts images of enchantresses from the past 100 years. Check out some of our favorite witchy pin-ups below. More »
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Giant monsters will rampage across movie screens in Clash Of The Titans tonight, but they're already having an orgy on the Internet. Dinosaurs, Godzilla and other creatures are having improbably naughty sex with young maidens. It's highly NSFW! More »
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I love porn and I love Dungeons & Dragons. Which is why I had to talk to sex/nerd legend Satine Phoenix about her new web series I Hit It With My Axe. Why do porn stars always play elves, anyway? More »
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Science fiction is full of female sex slaves - especially of the green skinned variety. But what if you really want a male sex slave? Don't worry. Science fiction is here to teach you all about that, too. Here's how. More »
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If you think sex in the 21st century sucks, just be glad you don't live in one of these scifi dystopias. When Big Brother is a peeping Tom and three-penised mutants are eligible bachelors, getting off is a turn-off. More »
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If you've ever fantasized about Ginormica or the 50-foot woman, you're not alone. "Giantess" porn is huge on the Internet. Witness massive (and half-naked) women stomping cities into rubble, and tiny men who adore them. And yes, it's very NSFW. More »
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When a zombie stripper offers you a "private" lapdance, you may want to think twice, if this can't-believe-they-went-there clip from Zombie Strippers is any indication. Nothing is more disturbing than horror sex. Here are 38 NSFW clips to prove it. More »
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Few science fiction shows inspire so many naughty ideas as Futurama. Go looking for regular images of the Planet Express crew, and you'll probably stumble across porn quickly. We sifted through and found the absolute sexiest and weirdest. It's NSFW! More »
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Is there anything creepier than sex toys inspired by the pasty cast of Twilight? Behold the cold sparkle Vamp dildo. I shudder to think of the werewolf line. And no it is most definitely NSFW. More »
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Star Trek may actually be the sexiest TV show ever, thanks to Spock's repressed passion, shirtless Sulu and Kirk, green women, beehive hairdos, miniskirts and metal bikinis. So I'm sad that yet another Trek porn vid feels... ordinary. Warning: NSFW! More »
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Will Zach and Miri Make A Porno's "Star Whores" spoof skin-flick stand up against actual Star Wars porn? We've collected the best Star Wars porn from artistic porn site Cathouse and compared it with a few shots from the new Rogen comedy. On one hand, you've got Elizabeth Banks as Princess Leia, a dianoga dildo and little tubby Rogen running around with a blaster strapped to his exposed thigh in Solo's duds. But Miravi from Cathouse is a genius, as the artist manages to disrobe a young Aunt Beru and get her and Padme together. It's NSFW in any capacity. More »
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Emmanuelle wears a cyber-headset that lets her control someone else's body, so of course she uses it to turn a piano-player into her sex-puppet. Writer-director Rolfe Kanefsky's softcore porn films include mind-control, alien sex toys... and the invisible man. There's a whole subculture of scifi pervs for whom LA-based Kanefsky is their cinematic god, and we've got a bevy of his most perverted scenes below. Not safe for work, unless you work naked. Rolfe Kanefsky is probably best known for his script Blonde And Blonder, which got made into a movie starring Pamela Anderson. He's also written (and in some cases directed) a ton of truly bizarre horror films, including Jacqueline Hyde (featuring one of the weirdest breast-enlargement scenes ever), Corpses (with Jeff Fahey), The Hazing (with Brad Dourif), and There's Nothing Out There. But along the way, he's found time to work on a huge number of scifi movies, and a whole community of perverted nerds worship him for it. On with the pr0n: Here's a second clip from Emmanuelle: The Ultimate Attraction. Emmanuelle still has the headset that allows her to control the body of anyone who wears the matching necklace. (Kanefsky explained on the Erotic Mind Control Forum that the headband/necklace thing was originally intended to be a sort of Being John Malkovich riff.) But now, being the wild experimenter that she is, she's decided to wear both the headset and necklace - creating an unstoppable feedback loop that somehow lets her absorb all the erotic energy from people around her. Yes. It gets better. So, suffused with all this pent-up ambient orgone stuff, she decides to have sex with her boy-toy, but that doesn't solve her problem. So she decides to download her sexual energy into the Internet. And because she downloads it via "an open signal," it goes everywhere, all over the world, driving everyone within reach of a net-connected computer into a sexual frenzy. The ensuing sexy global screw-montage (including stock footage from other Kanefsky classics) goes on for several minutes, but here's a bit of it: One of the great things about the Kanefsky oeuvre is that you start to notice linkages across his different films. For example, that same necklace/headband pairing from the Emmanuelle movie turn up in his teen sex comedy, Pretty Cool. A dorky teenager manages to get his uptight teacher to wear the necklace, so he can control her body as long as he wears the headband. So of course he makes her go to a pool-shooting lesbian bar and play with her breasts in the bathroom. Here's what a strict teacher looks like trying to lick both of her own nipples at once. Another Rolfe Kanefsky softcore epic is the Rod Steele, 0014 movie, You Only Live Until You Die. It's pretty damn goofy, but honestly still much better than Octopussy or either of the Timothy Dalton Bond films. Superspy Rod Steele gets hold of a device that drives anyone into a sexual frenzy if you point it at them. For reasons too complicated to go into, he thinks it's a listening device or something. Here, his fellow spy is posing as a sex worker to get answers out of someone... until Rod accidentally hits her with the horny-ray: And then later, two evil female spies crash into Rod's hotel room dressed as maids, and they overpower him. They want to steal some of his sperm so their evil boss Tangerina can create a perfect clone of him and control whatever Rod Steele controls. But he turns the tables with his horniness ray. (I won't spoil the ending of Rod Steele, except that his extra-giant penis is crucial in defeating Tangerina and her evil hyperative-tongued snake.) And yes, Rolfe Kanefsky's soft-porn films borrow liberally from the erotic comics of Milo Manara, especially Click, where a remote control turns an uptight heiress crazy horny. If you got all excited when you saw Adam Sandler was making a movie called Click, and then felt let down, then Kanefsky's films are for you. In another instance of linkage between Kanefsky films, the horny ray from Rod Steele somehow falls out of an airplane and winds up in the movie The Ultimate Attraction. It tumbles from the airplane and crashes into a gym, which is in danger of going out of business because of the big chains. (Just like the movie Dodgeball.) So the gym's enterprising employees use it to drum up business by making the gym more sexy. We already presented a fantastic clip from it here, but here's a moment where a gym bunny uses it to spice up the "orgasmic aerobics" class: This is not really science fiction, but I have to feature a moment from Kanefsky's classic film Emmanuelle vs. Dracula. It would be hard for a movie to live up to that title, but somehow EvD succeeds. Dracula, for some reason, is a rockabilly hipster, and smoke comes out of the bottom of his pants when he uses his mind-control powers on women. (Sadly, you can't really see that in this clip.) Here he is, using his telepathic abilities to make an uptight woman orgasmic: But we mentioned the Invisible Man, right? Another Kanefsky classic is called The Erotic Misadventures Of The Invisible Man, and it's loosely based on the Manara comic Butterscotch: The Flavor Of The Invisible. Misadventures includes so many fantastic moments that it's hard to choose just one to feature: like the scene where the invisible man beats up a mime, and everybody thinks the mime is just really talented. And the scene where the invisible man tries to spook an uptight hotel manager by convincing her the hotel is haunted, but instead he only makes her horny. But I like this scene, where the invisible man walks in on his lady friend getting happy with her pillow, and then she mimes having sex with him. (While another couple have sex wearing opera gloves. For some reason.) Finally, there's the fantastic Sex Files: Alien Erotica II, where frequent Kanefsky star Gabriella Hall gets caught up in an alien pleasure machine (which knows how to plug itself into a standard 120-volt A.C. power socket) and it does indeed pleasure her. Yay! More »
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This green-haired alien girl can rip your clothes off AND make you super-horny with just a strobe-flash of her eyes. Some people think science fiction hentai porn is all about tentacle monsters, but they're dead wrong. There are mad scientists who transform women into super-evolved sex-monsters, androids who need human sperm to upgrade their firmware, and women who ride naked on the shoulders of giant robots. Here's our complete guide to the worlds of science fiction hentai, with no tentacles. And yeah, it's not even remotely work-safe, unless you work on a sex-sphere. More »
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Desiree Cousteau has an orgasm so massive, it makes the punch cards fly out of the 1970s-style computer she's hooked up to, in this bizarre sequence from 1980's Randy The Electric Lady. Randy visits a sex institute because she's never had an orgasm — so, of course, they gas her and hypnotize her with weird goggles, and then study her responses via computer. Cue trippy 2001: A Space Odyssey visuals. (Supposedly this film was written by weird-hipster author Terry Southern.) The clip is very, very NSFW. Below the fold, another very NSFW clip showing the shocking discovery the researchers make about Randy. More »
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Final proof that there's a fetish for everyone: the Daleks, the genocidal cyborgs from Doctor Who, starred in their own porn video a few years ago — and it turns out those egg-whisk guns of theirs have a setting we never knew about. Abducted By Daleks had barely gone on sale before the BBC sued and banned it out of existence. Copies are now incredibly rare — but well worth hunting down, if only for the amusement value. More NSFW evidence of surprising Dalek sexiness, after the jump. More »
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The intercom in Mr. Haywood's office has the power to turn a corporate shark into a ravening sex-beast at the flick of a button, in The Ultimate Attraction. Scifi is full of devices that can crank up anyone's sex drive to 150 percent, including sex-rays, drugs and alien organisms. Click through for our roundup of the craziest aphrodisiacs in science fiction, but watch out: It's all work-safe, as long as you don't watch some of the NSFW clips. More »
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Some of the wildest adult BDSM comics take place in elaborate future dystopias, where society has broken down and fetish-wear is the survivalist uniform of choice. Often, the backstory of these sexy post-apocalypses includes plagues, killer cyborgs and nuclear holocausts. Are you feeling turned on yet? Click through for our roundup of the sexiest post-apocalyptic worlds, with a very NSFW (seriously!) gallery of boys and girls in dystopian bondage. More »
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Reiko is a pleasure bot, designed to go out and collect sexual experiences for her corporate masters to sell as virtual reality recordings, in the cyber-porn movie I.K.U. She goes to sex raves and transforms from android to human form. Or she hangs out in a glowing pink web, spangled with dildos. Some of the coolest robots in science fiction are designed only for carnal pleasure. We have a roundup, with sexy but work-safe images and one clip, after the jump. More »
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Porn has always wanted to be science fictional, ever since the influential Barbarella. Weird aliens or "cyberpunk" touches can help to liven up otherwise repetitive porn scenarios. And the line between a science fiction "B" movie and a soft-core porn epic is often more seethru than Jane Fonda's breast bubbles. Click through for a history of the mutant genre, with some racy but probably work-safe clips. More »
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Why does science fiction love extra breasts so much? Blame Douglas Adams, who threw in a reference to the triple-breasted whore Eccentrica Gallumbits in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It sounded all sophisticated and sly coming from a Brit. But then William Shatner and Paul Verhoeven got their hands on the concept. Star Trek V, Shatner's directorial debut and swansong, features a three-breasted cat dancer (above) who wrestles Captain Kirk. In Total Recall a year later, a sex-worker flashes her accessory breast at Arnie, who miraculously doesn't grope her. How long before we have three breasts in 3-D? Find out in our gallery. (NSFW below the fold.) More »
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