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			<title><![CDATA[Never Wear Red, The Cake Is A Lie, And Other Geeky Lessons]]></title>
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				Sure, you could teach your preschooler the alphabet using boring animals and fruit. But why bother when the Geek Alphabet will help your toddler understand the wonders of the occipital lobe, gaming, cosplay, and the the Uncertainty Principle?				<a href="http://io9.com/5539486/never-wear-red-the-cake-is-a-lie-and-other-geeky-lessons/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Never Wear Red, The Cake Is A Lie, And Other Geeky Lessons">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 15 May 2010 13:00:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lauren Davis]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Sci Fashion Gift Guide: Tees, Socks, and Weirder Stuff]]></title>
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				 Your friends love science fiction, outer space, and giant monsters, but they really don't like shopping for clothes. At. All. That's why we've put together this handy gift guide to <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #scifashion" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #scifashion" href="http://io9.com/tag/scifashion/">sci fashion</a> - clothing gifts even a geek will wear!				<a href="http://io9.com/5415534/a-sci-fashion-gift-guide-tees-socks-and-weirder-stuff" title="Click here to read more about A Sci Fashion Gift Guide: Tees, Socks, and Weirder Stuff">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:00:00 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Latest in Monster Fashion]]></title>
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				 If you like monsters, then this fanged, googly-eyed hoodie from Monsterhoodies will make you roar with glee. Or you can show monster pride by carrying an elephant-squid messenger bag.				<a href="http://io9.com/5123282/the-latest-in-monster-fashion" title="Click here to read more about The Latest in Monster Fashion">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Jan 2009 08:30:00 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Scifi Clothing You Can Wear on the Street Without Fear of Reprisals]]></title>
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				Sometimes it's not enough to wear your science fiction pride silently on the inside. Every now and then you want to let everyone know you've got an inner geek who loves particle physics, laser beams, clanking robots, and otherworldly exploration. So we've put together a geek ensemble, full of nice bits you can wear outside cosplay cons. You can mix and match, or if you're  very brave you can try the whole thing at once. Check out our SF outfit below, which goes from the shoes on up.				<a href="http://io9.com/376913/scifi-clothing-you-can-wear-on-the-street-without-fear-of-reprisals" title="Click here to read more about Scifi Clothing You Can Wear on the Street Without Fear of Reprisals">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:36:48 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Patton Oswalt Compares 'Star Wars' To Ballsacks]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.pattonoswalt.com/">Famous indie comedian/comic book writer/video game talent Patton Oswalt</a> is known for his love of science fiction and most other things from Planet Geek. We caught his show last week in Los Angeles where he spouted off about his fantasies of murdering George Lucas for making the Star Wars prequels. Check out the highlights after the break, and realize you'll never think of Angelina Jolie the same way again. <em>Heroes</em> fanwank bonus points: yes, that's a Slusho! t-shirt he's wearing.				<a href="http://io9.com/332151/patton-oswalt-compares-star-wars-to-ballsacks" title="Click here to read more about Patton Oswalt Compares 'Star Wars' To Ballsacks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:00:57 PST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[A Field Guide To Catching Up On Chuck]]></title>
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				<center></center> NBC's <em>Chuck</em>, better known as "The Show That Comes On Before <em>Heroes</em>" on Monday nights has just gotten an order for a full season from the network. That is, if the writer's strike ever comes to an end. So what is this show all about? Check out our handy guide to meet the characters and major plot lines, and catch-up with the little science-fiction, CIA-brain-implant show that could. 				<a href="http://io9.com/326661/a-field-guide-to-catching-up-on-chuck" title="Click here to read more about A Field Guide To Catching Up On Chuck">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:00:46 PST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Kevin Kelly]]></dc:creator>
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				Hard-wired geeks looking to pimp out their inner alien need to look no further than Los Angeles-based metalsmith Han Cholo. Nothing says, "Step off, fool." better than a burnished blaster belt buckle.				<a href="http://io9.com/321619/scifi-geek-bling-gives-you-street-credit" title="Click here to read more about Scifi Geek Bling Gives You Street Credit">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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