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			<title><![CDATA[What the Princess Says When She Buys Her Gelded Pirate Slave]]></title>
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				 <em>Ice Pirates</em> is one of those movies that keeps on giving in all the ways you want from an early-1980s B movie about, well, a ship of sword-wielding pirates. The "ice" part is because they steal frozen water in a universe of thirsty, resource-depleted planets. I cannot do justice in words to the mind-blanking whatever of this clip, where the captured pirates are "processed" into gelded servants &mdash; and then rescued surreptitiously by a shiny, disco princess. It's Ultra Reagan Era, including a moment of pre-PC "race humor." But wait, there's more!				<a href="http://io9.com/5041651/what-the-princess-says-when-she-buys-her-gelded-pirate-slave" title="Click here to read more about What the Princess Says When She Buys Her Gelded Pirate Slave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:30:00 PDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Annalee Newitz]]></dc:creator>
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